hit the ground running only to trip

don't worry about it!

[nineamcoffee]

How do I even begin to purge my tumblr of my edgy high school past… do I just make another? Likeee that’d be way easier

[nineamcoffee]

Who are you people

[runby2]

I told my gf that I was having an episode earlier and she replied "is it the beach episode" and it shocked me so much that it grounded me immediately

[trainthief]

I think one of the most important parts about film and tv analysis is never forgetting that no matter the genre or setting, the story is probably being filtered through the perspective of a person who lives in California

[guerrillatech]

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[shitpostinguniverse]

[lizardsfromspace]

The people of London may sleep easy, knowing that *checks notes* the devs of a fan remake of a game that isn't even commercially available anymore are behind bars

[flanneldragon]

fucked up that theyre advertising ball shaving kits on a website where a lot of the users dont grow body hair and have purple eyes

[sosuperawesome]

Resin Snake Jewelry

Silver and Moss on Etsy

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

Engagement Ring Brass Knuckles by Kate Mess.

[wvterways]

[sandmandaddy69]

[demilypyro]

Robot girl appreciates ratatouille

[gothic-lemon]

whats wrong with them? whats their issue? literally whats so hard about this for them?

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Hi Anime Girl Expert here! Anime girls have highly specialized beaks made to help them easily devour their food of choice- hamburgers!

While they are capable of digesting other foods, non-burgers are very difficult for them. In the above case they are having trouble with the elasticity of the cheese being far above that found in burgers. I recommend cutting up non-burger items if you intend on feeding them to anime girls 😊

[android-spider]

:)

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

stupid fucking slut hour 

[snuv]

happy stupid fucking slut sunday

[crazy-brazilian]

[subspaceskater]

you try to glomp me but i parry it flawlessly