MycoMan

[homunculus-argument]

Rules of DIY:

if it's a skill, there's rules you can learn

if it's an art, rules are not your concern

make it fucked up or you won't make it

if it's already broken, you can't break it

anything can be fixed with gorilla glue

except for pleather, and also you

[thememedaddy]

[valtsv]

if i had a bear trap i would drag it around with me everywhere like a handbag or a pet. same with a chainsaw.

[valtsv]

i would not carry a gun or a knife because those are weapons. but a bear trap or a chainsaw is just my animal that bites sometimes. like a lighter.

[eggmeowth]

[eggmeowth]

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[mariacallous]

[flintandpyrite]

Here are the 2024 vaccine recommendation schedules. They’ve already been wiped from the cdc site. Save them and share widely, especially to your friends with kids.

[thememedaddy]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

I always knew that the reading comprehension on this site was not the best but tell me why I just got a message telling me to off myself for being a bully to someone in school (just to immediately clarify, I was severely bullied in school myself and didn’t bully anyone, during school time I just wanted to either die or survive, depending on the day, and being bullied almost cost me my life) referring to a dream submission I posted about them being a bully in third grade

That someone else dreamt and submitted

It is someone else’s experience

On the original post it even says “submitted by” and then the user who submitted it?????

[lynx-the-cat]

The piss on the poor website 😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Gordon Ramsey got cancelled for finding the lamb sauce

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Snow and work day

Also I think the bottom photo is the first one in which you can clearly see I’m short, since y’all keep on telling me I look tall in selfies - I am wearing heels

[piedude]

They thought tiny pan was just regular sized pan I guess

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Which is funny because my mom who bought it is 5’11

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

thanks to tumblr the phrase "loyal eunuch" has entered my vocabulary and is being applied egregiously. phone got lost in the bedsheets and I murmured, instinctively, beloved eunuch where arst thou?

out loud. to my fucking phone. you people did this to me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I got a rejection letter from a college, but they were so offended by the fact that I had even considered applying that they gave me a list of everything wrong with my application and then called me ugly.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[thememedaddy]