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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cashing in on this while itâs hot
This is never not funny
reblogginâ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
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Zombie setting where the undead are drawn towards unhygienic scents, so survivors constantly bathe to avoid being eaten.
Zombies are docile when adorned with flowers.
Settlements overgrown with herbs and flora.
Barely any banditry; everyone is focused on farming and gathering.
Different human factions and towns named after flowers like Lilies, Orchids, Roses, etc.
Instead of immediately killing an infected survivor, theyâre given special funeral rites - the zombie is covered with flowers to keep them calm, and allowed to walk out from the settlement to join the hordes.
#this makes me curiously sad #the idea of flowers covering the undead #that symbol of human love is what makes them docile
me to zombies:
I DIDNâT LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.Â
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COALÂ SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATEÂ AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
Iâve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
animal crossing ponies
The Vulcan version of âthanks I hate itâ
I dont really care if you use the term bisexual or pansexual, but what i DO care about is that you understand that bisexuality at NO stage in history was EVER trans-exclusionary. Bisexuality has always included trans folks, and non-binary folks, and the entire spectrum of gender between male and female, as well as Definitively Gender and agender. It has ALWAYS meant "attraction to more than one gender." It has NEVER meant "attraction to cis men and women only."
So, pan, bi, use whichever label you will. But do NOT buy into the recent-years innacurate concept that bisexuality is attraction to cis men and women only, because thats literally never been the case.
Tweet by John Rogers: âIâm an infamously even-tempered man, but if you take Terry Pratchettâs name in vain for some small-minded bigoted fuckwittery I will push you down a set of fucking stairs and laugh at the bounce.â
Steven Universe: Eh, I don't really feel like saying "girlfriend" or "wife". Maybe they're together. They have a special connection...
(gets violently shoved aside)
The Loud House/Craig of the Creek/The Owl House: Pfft, amateur. "My GIRLFRIEND Sam and I..." "I'm texting my GIRLFRIEND, mind your business." "Luz's new GF showed her..."
Can we not do this thing? Do you realize that Rebecca had to fight for what we got with Rupphire and literally risked her job? and Pearl and Rose. Like, there is no need to knock other shows down because of Lumity.
These kids today, I tell you what. In my day you had to bury your girlfriends under subtext and then end the series when the truth was revealed.
Risked her job, hell, it's an open secret now that the Rupphire wedding (which, may I remind folks, was the first queer wedding in a kids' cartoon, which is a BIG DEAL) is why everything about the rest of the series felt rushed. They had to scramble to tell the rest of the story because they took a gamble and the network retaliated by shortening their production time.
Rebecca Sugar and the crewniverse risked the entire show getting flat-out cancelled in order to show that wedding, only for people to say it "wasn't progressive enough" and was "giving in to stereotypes" to put Ruby in a wedding dress. Never mind that Ruby kept getting dubbed over as a guy in localization, Sapphire was unmistakably feminine in every version, and putting Ruby in the dress was a flagrant way to say, "fuck you, you can't pretend this is a straight couple; this is a queer couple and a queer wedding."
Dana Terrace has said that The Owl House only exists with its intended queerness because of what Rebecca Sugar and her team accomplished with Steven Universe. Hell, there are multiple members of the Steven Universe team who went on to work on the other shows mentioned in the OP--Steven Sugar, for example, who is Rebecca Sugar's brother and inspiration for SU in the first place (as well a background artist on the show), is currently an artist on The Owl House. There are people who got their start on Steven Universe who now only have the opportunity to tell more queer stories because of Steven Universe's success.
I'm not even 30 years old yet and I'm still old enough to remember when being gay was fully illegal in the United States. Not gay marriage, but literally just BEING GAY. It wasn't that long ago, and the fact that today in 2021 I can turn on the TV and watch gay cartoons intended for children? I never thought I'd see it. Fucking ever.
So let's stop pitting queer creators and media against each other, shall we?
Cherish the little things in life so itâll motivate you to try a bit harder.
thereâs Haley
Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like âhey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually arenât true stripes? Theyâre called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.â
and another one is like âwait so youâre saying humans donât have stripes.â
âactually they do, but the stripes are invisible. Thereâs genetic code thatâd give them stripes but theyâre just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.â
âI swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today Iâm beating your ass.â
i am an advocate for Big Dumb Man rights and i will not take this blatant erasure by the anime twitter users
they're in love
real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting
Real people figuring out theyâre queer through the process of making gay art is not queerbaiting either
#real people not telling you everything about themselves is allowed
Letâs do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.
Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.
donât set out food if you donât want us to eat
i love that i canât write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here Iâm greeted everyday by posts like this
and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
No no, you donât get it. Jesse and James are the absolute best there is at their jobs, but they have no idea what their jobs are.
They think that theyâre thieves, agents of an elite criminal group led by Giovanni, stealing rare pokemon and advanced technology and such. And there might have been a time this actually was their jobs. In the first season or two, they frequently get angry phone calls about how theyâve fucked everything up, or get their expense account cut off because they have literally never turned a profit on their criminal enterprises and constantly procure and then lose/destroy expensive and elaborate devices.
But then the world came within a hairâs breadth of being destroyed, several times, and Jesse, James, and their weird cat rescued everybody. As terrible as theyâve always been at criminal endeavors of any kind, when the apocalypse approaches and theyâre forced to step up, theyâre really fucking good at saving the day.
And Giovanni is over here like⊠if the planet is destroyed, or time/space becomes unrecognizable, or civilization collapses, thereâs no way for me to run a profitable criminal enterprise anymore. I need this planet, because itâs where I keep all my stuff. And I donât pretend to understand the why of it, but these couple of bumbling nutcases that I should have fired years ago seem to be an important component of that? Somehow? So you gotta stop thinking about them in terms of acquisitions and start considering them⊠loss prevention. As in, even if you waste a million dollars a month on giant cat-faced robots and a vast array of fancy ball gowns and they never turn a profit, they are preventing all of your assets from going away at the same time because of something you canât do anything about.
And thatâs the great secret behind Team Rocket. These guys arenât thieves, theyâre professional superheroes (sponsored by organized crime). Of course, nobody ever bothered to tell them that.
âTo protect the world from devastationâŠâ
Plus, as is frequently pointed out: Jesse and James are good at every other job EXCEPT Team Rocket. Theyâre actually smart businesspeople and run successful food and merchandise stands and are great salespeople. Hell, even in Team Rocket situations where theyâre not chasing after Pikachu theyâve done better. Itâs just their Achilles Heel is one damn OP rodent.
đ·What I Think You Like The Most About the Marriage Candidate You Choseđ·
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Abigail: You liked her strong, independent woman vibes. She also gives off very bi goth girl vibes and youâre absolutely here for it.
Alex: Himbo. Himbo c: thatâs all! đ
Elliott: Either you are flattered by his kind words/ thought he was nice or because you are a book nerd yourself and can relate to him.
Emily: You chose her because you definitely relate to her positive energy and jewel healing vibe, or because youâre a hardcore lesbian lol
Haley: You like mean girl gone soft vibes. As soon as you talked to Haley and saw how pretty she was youâre probably like âThis. This is the oneâ. Youâre also either straight and think sheâs the prettiest female in the game or you have strong bisexual energy.
Harvey: I think you chose Harvey because you like soft dilfs/ flustered dilfs. I mean I donât blame you lol
Leah: Lesbian cottage core vibes. Lesbian cottage core vibes. Lesbian cottage core vibes. Lesbian cottage core vibes.
Maru: I think you like her because sheâs an overly positive person (who is also very smart, might I add). You also like her because she is soft đđđ
Penny: You like her shyness and also want a big family like she does, you probably relate to her reading books as a way to escape.
Sam: His golden retriever boy energy, you also like that he plays music!
Sebastian: I think you like his edginess and his nerdy side combining. You like how heâs the quiet type whoâs really laid back but super vocal and kind to you.
Shane: You probably like Shane because you either relate to him a lot (and find comfort in knowing that his mental health improves) or because you enjoy the whole enemies to lovers scenario!
this is my most liked post lmaooo thought iâd reblog in case anyone else wanted to see it!