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Janaina Medeiros
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@ninjaninjani
I'm leaving
I don't know of any one of my followers has noticed or cared, but I haven't posted in a while because I'm leaving tumblr. I decided I'm not going to put up with the crap and toxic attitude of this shithole anymore. If anybody still wants to see my art or random thoughts I'm on twitter @ninjaninjani I am not deleting my tumblr but I won't come back It's been a good few years See ya
I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan
TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS EVE!!!
TODAY IS CHRISTMAS DAY
CHRISTMAS IS ALREADY FUCKING OVER
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
CHRIST
gather around folks I got somethin to say
What Is It You Creature
but fish!
that man looks……
[whispers] evil
I believe what they said was “handsome”
No fish! He has something in his hand!
you’re*
“This trilogy needs a story about how somebody that was groomed into being evil from childhood can still be a good person! That’s why we need Reylo/Kylo Ren’s redemption!”
i’m enough of a nerd to see when a weapon would be impractical but not enough of a nerd to give a shit
Scythe Wielder: *Shows up in a media*
Me: You know, scythes were designed for reaping grain, not combat. Yes it is bladed so it could be a weapon but not a very efficient one.
Scythe Wielder: *Does that badass scythe stuff*
Me: Hot damn that’s cool.
Merry Roxyisbisexualpleasestopcallingheralesbianwhensheshowsclearattractiontomen Christmas to those who seriouslyitsbiphobictoeraseheridentity celebrate it, and happy Monday to those of us who dont! - Rose
I really needed this tonight
me @ me: draw a fucking background you fool you coward
also me:
haha wow i wish people would stop reblogging from haikubot considering its creator is a transphobe oops
The haikubot made a “did you just assume my gender??” joke
Can’t find the exact post right now
@cocoa-wheats
Oof okay, gotcha. Thanks for letting me know!
yeah np!
This is what I talk about when I’m referring to tumblr using the “one strike and you’re out system” - that blog apologized over this and promised to do better but here y'all are, vilifying a positive blog that has done trans supportive things dozens of times over this one time they made a joke they probably didn’t even know was transphobic. Smdh y'all need to grow the fuck up
they didn’t apologize. they made a post that boils down to “sorry that my joke offended you”. that’s not an apology
No, they did apologize, but given English isn’t their first language, it took a few times for them to write an apology that people somewaht decided it was good enough.
It was a literal issue of them struggling with English, and it was an honest mistake by them, as they didn’t know it was offensive.
(edit) When they said “sorry you got offended” they meant “I’m sorry I said something that hurt others”. Also, they ended up deleting their multiple apologies because no one backed off and continuously attacked them instead of trying to educate and help them with their English. We can’t educate others by refusing to allow them to apologize from their past mistakes and move on with new information.
We can’t educate others by refusing to allow them to apologize from their past mistakes and move on with new information.
Why is it that my posts only get attention whenever I make a fandom post that somebody misinterprets?
Hey Miraculous writers, as a European can I just say that nobody actually says "nineteen hundred" hours, we just call it seven. If somebody says to "meet me after seven" the other party usually realizes it means 19.00 but we don't say that okay
This has been a psa
@people who dont celebrate Christmas
Happy day
DTHSS THPHS SHPHRT MLKS MS LTHTHK GRLT
I’m about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and… wait for it…. a Navy seal. We’re gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
So everyone who commented on this being like the avengers, you are absolutely right. That’s what all of us had in our heads as we were rolling over to dude’s house. But I’m very proud to say, this ended without violence.
Arrival:
So the super friends all jumped into one of the linebacker’s explorer and headed over to dude’s house. Ok the squad: you all know me, but the other martial artist is a little wirey hapkido guy, the linebackers are all giants (an estimated combined weight of I’d say 750-800lbs), the wrestler looks like an escaped gorilla, then the navy seal looks like your average guy but something about him is unsettling. Really unsettling. Unfortunately, the body builder had to work. Anyway, we send the Hapkido guy and the wrestler to the door first and dude answers, screams at them, and then slams the door in their face. Then the giant linebackers head over and they ring the door bell again. Lo and behold, he was much more polite, but still denied access. Finally, me and the seal join the fray. I casually make my way towards the front of the group, but the seal decides to CLIMB THE BANISTER. We all just turned and started at him completely shocked when dude answers the door. He looks at this weird mismatched group of relatively threatening individuals and one guy perched on his banister like batman. He was like “FINE. Go take what you’re looking for.”
Retrieval:
So we’re all walking through the house gathering what we think are her things and putting them into two boxes. Mind you. We are completely guessing. We didn’t even tell her we were coming, therefore we had no list of items.The only one really being productive was Hapkido, who was legitimately looking for stuff. The linebackers were just randomly picking up furniture, turning it over, and putting it back down. Just showing off how strong they were. In case the numbers game wasn’t enough, I guess they were letting him know they could break him if they wanted to. The seal was just shadowing dude in his own house. Walking behind him, not saying much, just being creepy. Then there’s me. Who was causing general mischief…. He said to take what I was looking for, that’s what I was looking for. Ahaha and the wrestler made a fricken sandwich. Because “you guys look like you have it under control, and I’m a sucker for egg salad.” We were in and out in 15 minutes.
Delivery:
So the autobots rolled out and headed towards homegirl’s spot. She was conveniently outside when we rolled up. We got out and she was like, how do you all even know each other. The truth is, we don’t. She sent us all an email once and didn’t blind copy us all. She vented to all of us about dude holding onto her stuff and we started emailing and that was that. We told her that we went to see her ex. “OMG what did you say to him?” Nothing. We’re not messenger boys. We’re delivery boys. And we gave her her boxes of stuff. She went through the first box and said that was most of her stuff. Then she got to my box and asked “Wtf is all that shit.” So I explained that I took all the batteries out of his remote controls, his deodorant, the light bulb out of his master closet, every pair of dress socks that I could find, the laces out of his running shoes, and all the toilet paper in the house. The guys just looked at me and kind of nodded like they were impressed. She then unexpectedly started CRYING and thanked us. So you have this group of meat heads all standing awkwardly with this weeping trainer. It was quiet for a second when the seal was like “So…. chipoltle?” And we all got burrito bowls.
What a great day.
This is literally the most beautiful and thrilling tale. Start to finish.
I am almost in tears I am laughing so hard. This is beautiful. I can’t believe you took all the toilet paper. I’m dying. Help. It sounds like the start of a joke: two martial artists, a wrestler, two linebackers and a Navy Seal walk into a Chipotle.
At family dinners I just want to hangout with the cat
