Ninja School Dropout

INTJ; 25 ; accidentally deleted their old blog and has been crying about it ever since.

[sillylanzhou]

hyunjae and yoojin are physically incapable of interacting without flirting like oh my god please get a room

[sillylanzhou]

hyunjae and yoojin are physically incapable of interacting without flirting like oh my god please get a room

[transsongtaewon]

Yoojin has a ranking.

[buqbite]

i think what is fun abt the secretive plotter and sung hyunjae is that they, aside from narrative stuff that gets into spoiler territory, have one big thing in common which is that they both start off seemingly cool and mysterious and smart and all that and then you find out more about them and discover. that they're huge fucking losers

[mauveflowers]

SHJ’s and HYJ’s conversations just be like this for no reason

[mayhemart]

POV you pissed off the wrong person, HYJ is about to set the wild beast after you... there is no escape. RIP

[mauveflowers]

Reading the novel and watching SHJ/HYJ interactions is so funny because they go from this standoffish and hostile relationship to them 400 chapters later literally pulling some Shakespeare-level homoerotic drama stunts it’s wild.

SHJ isn’t even influenced by the keyword that’s just What He’s Like.

[sctir]

out of nothing more then curiosity, thoughts on jinjae?

i would like to preface this with a disclaimer that i do actually, despite what it might seem, have non-shitpost thoughts about jinjae (touched briefly on their respective relationships with personhood & how their evolving partnership reflects that here, not enough imo but id only been reading for a couple of months at that point so i couldn't speak about shj with an appropriate level of confidence and we only have so much time on this forsaken earth anyways). especially since shj exists as a foil of sorts to yoojin (re:self-love vs "externalized" love, learning to love oneself through the "other", so on and so forth), with their character developments complimenting the other's in return, jinjae occupies a uhhh. lot of my brain all the time and i need to scream and possibly cry about them. unfortunately it is funnier to post about gay divorce.

second disclaimer: i am both 100% joking in the following post and, at the same time, so incredibly dead serious.

jinjae is a lot of things to me. first and foremost jinjae is a guy that hates the other guy so bad they made it everyone else's problem. jinjae is also a guy that likes the other guy so bad they made it everyone else's problem. jinjae is ALSO two guys that are so obsessed with each other it should be in the dsm-v somewhere. jinjae is a yaoi (early canon). jinjae is a yuri (late canon). jinjae has at least one scum gong. jinjae is brat4brat. jinjae is also brat tamer4tamer. jinjae is ALSO brat tamer4brat. yes that is how it works. jinjae is two single fathers meeting and falling in love except they have the same child and are actively getting divorced with plans to be married again in the spring. jinjae is that trope of some guy's kid liking a teacher/other adult authority or caretaker figure in their life so much they try to set their single father up with said caretaker figure, except the caretaker figure is the biological parent of the child and also the child hates the single father so much. jinjae is a sun/moon couple except SIKE. NO IT IS NOT. jinjae are married. jinjae have been divorced 7 times. jinjae are soulmates (pink thread of fate). jinjae is a threesome. jinjae are on a date at the aquarium right now. jin is poisoning jae's dinner and jae is kicking his feet giggling and twirling his hair with hearts in his eyes. okay i need to stop referring to them as jin and jae. jinjae are constantly embroiled in psychological warfare except one side thinks losing will mean forfeiting his life and the other side thinks losing will mean that he won't get to pay for lunch. jinjae have shared a bed and neither of them talk about it. jinjae is deeply homoerotic. like 'lighting your cigarettes with the same flame' homoerotic but even more (there were roses involved). jinjae is doomed. they're perpetuating the cycle. they're [REDACTED, SOUND OF CRYING, CAR CRASHING]. jinjae are making each other worse. jinjae are getting better together. and most importantly jinjae are in love.

i could say more but this ask has been sitting in my mailbox long enough im sorry. i don't actually have any thoughts on jinjae because as soon as i try to think about them The Horrors get me. and also The Love.

edit: i didn't even talk about the "you ghosted me so im going to blow up your house". not much more context is required. insane gay people.

[murasaki-cha]

Look man I love JoongDok so so much, I would do anything for them, but their homoerotic tension got NOTHING on the absolute gay mess that is Han Yoojin and Sung Hyunjae! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE FUCKERS!!?

I will die on this hill!

[mauveflowers]

Why’d they draw his boobs so big

Cover them up slut

[sw4nfire]

tfw the person you objectify as your item who you keep around as a toy for your amusement and who you enjoy demeaning, baby traps you and “steals” your memories and reveals this all on your birthday as a “birthday present” and you proceed to blow up your yacht in anger which you already planned on doing because you were bored but now you finally had a reason and now you are wet and drenched on your birthday and have to live with the realization that you are forced to treat your “item” as a person now and you don’t even know how to open up kimbap and he wont teach you also known as drenchedrat.jpeg

[sctir]

love jinjae. especially love the jinjae dynamic that's like

han yoojin, internally: this is a battle of wits from which i must emerge victorious lest i lose a valuable asset in my fight to save the world— or worse, gain a new enemy. one wrong move could eradicate my chances of using this man's abilities in the future. i have lost too much to lose this as well— i have to prove to him my own capability, and in doing so i may be able to glimpse a bit deeper into his twisted, inscrutable mind.

sung hyunjae, internally: our wedding shall be in the spring ^^

and they're literally just discussing where to get lunch

[kim-dokja-hate-blog]

there is a man smiling and kicking his feet like a schoolgirl while looking at his phone. on closer inspection, the phones is open to messages between him and a contact named “item”. all the messages that “item” has sent have been increasingly personal and hard hitting insults. that man is sung hyunjae.

[peoplearescary]

Once you remember that one of Yoojin's primary hobbies before getting too famous was "answering spam calls" his relationship with Sung Hyunjae makes so much more sense.

[mauveflowers]

Sung Hyunjae sending Yoohyun pictures of all the danger Yoojin’s been in without a shred of context:

[murasaki-cha]

[lightningstrikes-art]