Sketches and Magic

My name's Maria. I'm an artist and a game dev graduate. I might or might not be ready for the zombie apocalypse...My Art | Commissions open!

[harmonified]

[meticulousfragments]

Surely this has been done already and yet

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[seraphiclore-deactivated2026030]

pros of being a human is that i get to play viddy games. cons is everything else

[raptorific]

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

[valtsv]

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[catchymemes]

[eternalgirlscout]

i know there are people who complain that quintonreviews doesn't do interesting media analysis, but to me his videos aren't for making a well-constructed argument. there are a lot of video essayists who do that and do it well. the absurdly long nickelodeon videos are for indulging in one of my favorite pastimes: listening to someone explain the bizarre plot of a tv show I'll never watch in excruciating detail while getting incandescently, hilariously angry for reasons that take more time to explain than the run time of the source material.

[graham-folger]

It's one thing to say "yeah iCarly isn't worth the watch, here's a 10 minute video where I explain why" and then there's going through and exhaustively pointing out every fucked up angle the series has to offer, in the most comically angry way possible.

[ceejles]

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[kumanaru]

Finally posting the piece I did for the mgs fan anthology “Our Beloved Monsters” by STARLOCK!

I’m so glad I’m part of this amazing book next to all the AWESOME artists and writers!! :D 

[jackdaw-kraai]

I resent the inevitable consequences the second law of thermodynamics has on my tea and the entropy of the universe. It always happens too damn soon.

[jackdaw-kraai]

The hell do you mean “use a tea light” you’re telling me those things can be used to heat tea???

[jackdaw-kraai]

Fam I’ve been lied to and deceived

[sithbethharmon]

Wait please what are you being told, this has raised many questions about tea lights for me.

[jackdaw-kraai]

Apparently the way you’re supposed to use tea lights is like this

Which no one ever told me is possible or exists and might now become my villain origin story after suffering years of cold tea

[graaaaceeliz]

I'm sorry they're what

[jackdaw-kraai]

They heat tea. They heat tea because they’re tea lights. They’re named that way because they’re literally devices to keep your tea warm and somehow no one has ever told me this and they’re tea lights to heat tea and I might just—[CENSORED]

[jackdaw-kraai]

I’m glad we’re all having a normal one today folks

[lunnefisk]

obsessed w this guy on the elden ring subreddit people have been telling stories about. they were summoning for the hardest boss in the game and came across a sign for a player wearing nothing but a jar on his head called "let me solo her" and when people summon him this dude is pulling the cleanest fucking kills youve ever seen. he came forward on the subreddit and posted a gameplay vid and it is the smoothest nine minutes of elden ring on the planet

if you ever see a summon sign in these games for a player wearing no armour you get that person immediately bc whatever theyre about to do it is going to be insane and you have to see it

[saintdollyparton]

This is fucking crazy. Dude went through both phases of the fight and didn't take a single hit. His HP was full the whole time. And stopping in the middle to wave at everyone else? Ultimate boss energy!

[seelcudoom]

this also doesent seem to be like, some challenge hes doing, dude just legit saw people were struggling with a hard boss and said "dont worry bro, i got you"

[nynaeveswife]

Actually my girlfriend is wizard president so I can do whatever I want forever

[inber]

[anxietyproblem]

[valtsv]

[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices