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Come one, come all! To this house of avant-garde ardor, this host of hope and imagination ✨
I wanted to create this blog to contribute to some more of my fandoms, share some longer fic, and just post some self-indulgent and fun imagines and headcanons! Feel free to request your own indulgences, my friends 🤡
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Jerry as Your Boyfriend 🫶🏻
🖇️ Finding what looks like torn scraps of paper on the ground only to see as they unfurl that they're little love notes from Jerry ❤️
🖇️ You two practice/learn knitting together once Jerry learns how much he loves making things for you and others 🫶🏻 Jerry is surprisingly quick with it if he focuses so expect some knitted gifts coming your way 😉
🖇️ Your boyfriend keeps all sorts of mementos of you: a flower from the first bouquet he got you, a sugar packet off the restaurant table from your first date, the first Valentine you gave him and even the packaging from some tissues you gave him from a really chilly, breezy beach day!
🖇️ He’s so shy with affection, blushing even at holding your hand, but after he takes a second to get used to it he looks so proud!
🖇️ Jerry would adore making a relationship time capsule to celebrate something like an anniversary or even an engagement if that’s something you want: burying a bunch of these mementos and symbols of your love to re-discover and reminisce together at a later date 🥰
🖇️ Absolutely the kind of boyfriend who sprays stuff with your perfume/cologne when you’re gone to feel like you’re there 🥺
🖇️ Flushes and glances away when you reach up and straighten his bow tie, only to give in and peck your lips gently.
🖇️ Obviously whatever you collect, Jerry would never judge you. He’ll gift you even more of your favorite things!
🖇️ The partner who holds you if you watch horror movies and may even hide his face in your neck!
🖇️ If you play RPGs, he absolutely LOVES painting minis with you! Painting them and giving them names, personalities, and interactions that have you cracking up.
🖇️ Jerry would soooo get you one of those necklaces or bracelets that show the exact sky and star positions of the night you met.
🖇️ He’s also the type of boyfriend to wind the two of you into the same scarf and walk as close as physically possible together in the cold.
🖇️ Loves walking arm-in/arm, too, no matter the weather.
🖇️ You’ll never need anything when you go out! In his many pockets your boyfriend has bandages, tissues, wipes, menstrual products if you need them, your meds if you have them, hand sanitizer, pills like aspirin, allergy, and even anti-diarrhea, glasses cleaners and eye drops. Your personal first aid kit!
🖇️ Always quietly offers to kiss your wounds/pain away! “Have no fear, Jerry is here!”
🖇️ If he gets the ok he absolutely will propose one day. He may end up fumbling a little bit and dropping the ring box from one of his many pockets or have a hard time opening it, but it’s still the sweetest and most sincere proposal you could ever ask for. He can name so many memories you’ll practically be in tears at how much he loves you.
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Royd as Your Boyfriend🫶
My husband Time to finally add more characters to the Dispatch repertoire 😌
🔧 THE boyfriend to go hiking with. If you get tired you KNOW bro is carrying you bridal style the entire rest of the way back even if you say you're feeling better. Nope, too late 😌
🔧 He’s not the best cook but he’s very willing to learn! Please show him how to make all your favorite things and he will memorize them!
🔧 Would 100% be down to get matching tattoos with you if you ever wanted to.
🔧 Absolutely adores having game nights with you, especially playing Mario Kart! Royd isn't super duper competitive at it, preferring to just have fun but he will teasingly trash talk you if you do it to him.
🔧 Bumps you with his hip when he walks by you at your desk/work station and gives you that million-watt smile.
🔧 His hand practically spans the breadth of your back, which he almost always cradles when you kiss.
🔧 People don’t expect it from him, but he’s a surprisingly good dancer at least when it comes to partner dances. Take Royd out to a ballroom/swing event and he’s surprisingly gentle and aware of the space he takes up. And oh yes he will dip you without fear, chuckling if you squeak in surprise.
🔧 You’re never going to pay for car, phone, etc. repairs EVER AGAIN you lucky duck 😌
🔧 Very supportive if you’re into working out or just trying to get more active! Royd is there to spot you happily and is very helpful and coming up with exercises you can do that push you but not too much no matter what level you’re at! “‘S no problem at all,” he assures you with a grin, hands at the ready as you try a new weight.
🔧 Royd isn’t a possessive boyfriend at all, he trusts you, but he does like to show off that you’re his so expect an arm around your shoulders, waist, or the back of your chair while you’re out!
🔧 He’s also definitely the type of boyfriend who LOOOOVES seeing you wear his clothes 🤭 probably leaves his clothes behind with you on purpose tbh.
🔧 Hand-makes you gifts as much as he can! You like knitted clothes or plushies? Royd reasons if he can rebuild a giant mech suit he can handle some needles and yarn! He’s pretty good at drawing so visual art’s an easy one too.
🔧 Yes, he will occasionally tease you if you’re a lot shorter than him! May call you ‘small fry’ or hold stuff above your head and charge a kiss to get it back 😌 he caves quickly if you pout, though and won’t do it if you hate it/feel insecure, he really doesn’t like making you sad or uncomfortable!
🔧 May not be possessive but does get protective. Puts an arm across you and steps between you and danger with zero hesitation hot. Walks on the side of the street closest to the road and will gently scoot or lift you away if there’s glass or something on the ground.
🔧 Absolutely loves beach dates! Will overpack because if you go he is doing everything. Very dedicated to taking care in the sun no matter what skin type you have, so free opportunity to have him rub sunscreen on you like the classic scenes 😌
🔧 Royd is so confident in you! Hype man of all hype men who’s there to tell you you can do whatever it is you’re nervous about, that you’ll be great at that new hobby, that why wouldn’t that job want your amazing self?
🔧 Definitely the boyfriend who doodles on your skin if you let him. Love notes, mini blueprints, designs that resemble his own tattoos, reminders for you OR him because “If it’s on you, I’ll be seein’ it no questions 😏”
🔧 Kisses to the top of your head. All the time 😘
🔧 Royd loves approaching you from behind, wrapping his arms warmly around you. If he can tell you’re feeling playful, too, he’ll probably lift you up off the ground!
🔧 Lets it slip how long he wants your relationship to go by accidentally making comments like “This’ll be a story to tell the kids, eh?” or “I’ll never treat you like that once we’re married!” And if you have a different future vision Royd is happy to hear it as long as you’re there by his side 🫶🏻
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Songs to Show Grace and Rocky!
Just some fun thoughts I decided to share 😁 (restraining myself from making them react to my heavy metal and goth shit to give them stuff they’d like 😂) could be read as platonic or romantic for either/both characters 😌
Grace
🔬 There Might Be Giants- Dr. Worm
It’s so silly, he loves it and it becomes a running joke between you guys. You calm Ryland “Dr. Worm” sometimes and it gets brought up during the whole “Would you love me if I was a worm?” conversation. It’s such a jolly song, y’all bop and do some goofy moves to it and it just about always brings the mood on the ship up 😌
🔬 Indochine- L’Aventurier
It’s canon that he enjoys older music and I think the 80s are no exception! This one has an element of wonder and I think Grace would really enjoy listening to this one to nature and sunrise scenes in the don’t go crazy room and just imagine he’s flying over it all. After all, the song is about a law-upholding adventurer from books of old!
🔬 Bad Suns- Even in My Dreams I Can’t Win
Of course he jokes he’s been there given the bad luck theme, but the vibes of the song are so good and chill Grace really likes listening to it on a good day too. It’s a song he likes to draw in his notebooks and on the whiteboard to as well as walking on the beach with once in his biodome.
🔬 Rabbit Junk- february war
Completely different vibes and a little less chill but it really resonates with Grace too even if he looks like a dad trying to rock out while listening with goofy little headbangs 😆 he loves the lyrics of the chorus, “Thank you god for making me an alien, thank you god for making me all right.” He may not be religious, but he quotes that sometimes.
🔬I Fight Dragons- The Geeks Will Inherit the Earth
This one also started as a joke but Grace absolutely loves it. He’s like that’s right!!! 😌 and it becomes another song you guys bop to and memorize every word of. Sometimes he sings it at you with a utensil or science implement ‘microphone’ for good measure.
Rocky
🪨 underscores- second hand embarrassment
It has a lot of little tones and high-pitched sounds and I think Rocky would get so excited to hear something that he could try to imitate…even if some of it sounds like Eridian gibberish 😆
🪨 Two Door Cinema Club- Je Viens De La
Similar reasons as far as Rocky favoring high-pitched sounds but this one’s higher energy so it gives you a chance to dance with Rocky! Seeing him imitate your disco moves makes yours and Grace’s day. Rocky loves learning about all the sounds human machines make, too.
🪨 Steam Powered Giraffe- Fire Fire
Grace fucking HATES this song, he’s like “Why the HELL would you play a song about burning alive on a spaceship to us???” but Rocky actually likes the solemn nature of it and sees it as a grim reminder of what you guys have survived. Sometimes you guys listen to it/sing it just to bug Grace.
🪨 Siouxsie and the Banshees- Cities in Dust
Again, some fun little tones in this one for him 😌 Rocky also enjoys the beats, they give him an extra sense of inquisition and mystery and the song overall gives him yet another sense of how diverse and wonderful human voices can be. You’ll catch him swaying to this one and he definitely asks you to play it again in the future!
🪨 Bryan Scary and the Shredding Tears- The Zero Light
This one has an odd, intriguing story and in some ways the mysterious Zero Light almost reminds him of the Petrova Lines. Swaying and tilting his metaphorical head, Rocky takes this song in and thinks hard about it. You guys have discussions on it and listen to other songs by this artist, who has a knack for storytelling.
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Hello! Me again, thank you so SO much for the last bender x reader I requested!! A lot of people don't know that singing actually DOES help with stuttering (at least for me) and I really liked how you added that in as I actually do enjoy singing!
If I may so kindly ask for your writing once more, could I request bender x reader who smokes Mary Jane? (I checked what you will and wont write, I didn't see anything regarding smoking so if not please just completely ignore this ask!!!)
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Yeah, I don’t personally smoke (I have a weak respiratory system and it gives me an instant headache lol) but it’s not triggering for me or anything 😆 worst you might find is I don’t know the real experience, have just been around friends who do it a bit 😂 so apologies if this is inaccurate haha
Warnings: smoking obviously, mentions of being high, language
Bender x Reader Who Smokes 🍃
hello could you do flambae x male reader who works as a teppanyaki chef at a spot popular among hero's, who loves to give a show when serving flambae food, relationship headcanons
Ok this is such a fun idea and I can totally see this dynamic being PERFECT 😁 thank you for the request friend!
Warnings: language, mild crude jokes
Flambae X M!Teppanyaki Chef!Reader
🔥 Chad tells Z-Team (and brags to Robert) that he always gets a reservation at the best Japanese place in town 😌 they give him shit before they learn that it's because of you, his boyfriend and the most highly requested chef for dinner and a show!
🔥 "Chad, is that you? I didn't recognize you without that damn V-cut." "Fuck you." "Something tells me that honor's dependent on how good my show is."
🔥 They're not sure what you are to each other the first time they all attend his reservation, seeing the way you two strike poses at each other and teasingly clap shoulders. Your quick back-and-forth banter is charged and at first they think you're just really flirty friends. Until, that is, Chad suddenly yanks you in for a kiss and flips his crowd of friends off to raucous cheers.
🔥 Of course you're going to show off a little more, stacking onions extra high and tossing bits not only into your hat in the case of shrimp tails, but chunks of veggies straight into your boyfriend's mouth!
🔥There's a reason you're one of the best: you aren't afraid to flex and twirl and even heckle good-natured members of the audience, usually if you know them or just teasing them about specific orders. Your showmanship is clever, not relying on the same old jokes or crass humor like that one chef you saw who used an oil squirter that looked like a little guy pissing.
🔥 Chad tries to catch your spatulas when you juggle them, adding to your show as you turn away from him and the others' hands, tossing them just out of his reach and facing your other grill and set of patrons. Back and forth you go like this until Chad or another of his fellow heroes is finally quick enough to snatch one from you!
🔥 Secretly giving extra portions to your boyfriend even if Victor and Colm whine about it. "Go get with one of my single coworkers, then," you tease them much to Chad's amusement.
🔥 Your boyfriend teases you that you smell like shit when you come home to your apartment, but you're still swept up into his arms every time and offered a shower with him if you'd like 😉
🔥 "Well, if it isn't the most highly-demanded chef in the whole damn city!" "I dunno about that—" "Are you kidding me? They say your name almost as much as I do! Don't be so modest. You make a time when everyone connects that much more special."
🔥 He insists on cooking for you too since you do it so often, generally making you traditional Afghan dishes from home that you might've never tried before, where you insist on barbecuing and making your own home recipes! Both of you take turns so it doesn't feel like your whole life revolves around the kitchen if you don't want it to!
🔥 Your signature move is improved greatly by your boyfriend's presence: "Need a light?" "Always," you agree, dousing the expanse of your flat grill with oil and letting Chad give it a spray, igniting a wall of brilliant blue flame that never fails to have crowds gushing. You're the only one that gets it so hot, they say, but you always remind them you have a very handsome secret weapon.
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(Record) Library Girl- Zapp Brannigan x F!Reader
This was from an anon request a while back but I didn’t want to spoil it since it was a lot of plot, so I hope you recognize your story anon this is for you 🫶🏻
Vinyl was a dying art. Sad but true. According to patrons at your shop it died not too long after you were frozen, then temporarily resurrected in the 2020s for a certain sound quality and aesthetic. In the 3000s, though? Data processing and file capacity had been streamlined to an almost overwhelming degree, rendering one of the only ways you ever played music an antiquity— no, a novelty. Your passion had been relegated to a shop akin to taxidermy art and wearable plants, a fun quirk most people browsed and muttered over but didn’t adopt as part of their livelihood. Never would. That or it was “collectors” trying to haggle you down so they could jack up their own prices even higher. Scalpers. Pathetic.
Did anyone want to just jam anymore? Sighing, you turned the records over in each of your hands as if Squeeze or Duran Duran would come to life and console you, assuring you they’d love to jam. Knowing this cockamamie future, their heads were probably off collared and singing in brine as you spoke…er, thought. Record shop owner was a lonely job, but you knew you shouldn’t complain. You tended to err on the side of introversion or at least survived alone and your savings had compounded incredibly over a thousand years. You didn’t need to work at all, but still fantasized about the day someone would say…
“Well, if this isn’t a sight for sore eyes and I am not talking about the shop!”
Wait, no, what? Snapping out of your record reverie, you focused your attention blearily back up to the source of the eager, saucy voice. It was a man in some sort of costume, almost like a cross between a Star Trek Uhura cosplay and some admiral or another. Badges, maroon…dress? Tunic? Gold shoulder pads that you couldn’t help smiling at— they reminded you of the 80s.
“Are you… er, you mean the records?” Stammering, you looked between the bulky blonde and the albums you were clutching.
“I was here for them, but…” Trailing off, the man leaned further onto the counter, shrinking the gap between you and waggling his eyebrows up and down a few times.
“But?” You urged, your own brows rising.
“I get it,” he chuckled, shaking his head in amusement, “You’re stunned. Velour Fog got your tongue. Maybe I really will soon. Hey, wait a minute! You may not know a lime when you hear it, but you sure know music! Is that Notorious?”
Blinking, you fully returned to reality, confused whirl of shoulder pads and velour all but forgotten at the sound of a Duran Duran album name as if you were a dog hearing the word treat. Glancing down before meeting the man’s big blue eyes, you nodded. “That’s right! It’s not my number one favorite album of theirs, but it’s a classic.”
“I still like the song they put out for the James Bond movie.”
“A View to a Kill? That’s a good single too.”
“You’re…a Bond fan too? Classical music and historical fiction?”
“Historical fiction? It’s just fiction! I suppose it is a bit old now,” you chuckled, “But Bond’s rad— he’s a total classic! Who- who doesn’t love our favorite sexy spy?”
“You know, I’ve often been told if they ever rebooted the franchise again that I would make a good Bond.”
“I can see it,” you agreed with a faint giggle, "Better than that robot who's in everything now!"
"Calculon? Ha! He's a legend or whatever, but he doesn't have my good looks!"
"Certainly not," you joked back, "Duran Duran would never write him a song!"
"And what kind of Bond girl would he get, a vending machine?"
A full-blown laugh escaped your lips at that as you propped your display albums back up. “Exactly. I much prefer flesh and blood myself.”
"So, as I’m sure you know, does Zapp Brannigan. Well, my name-tag-less wonder, what other treasures do you have tucked away?"
"I only have one copy of Rio and it's my favorite so it's not for sale. Sorry I'm a little basic."
"Are you crazy? Critics put it in the top three for a reason. You're one smart cookie if you ask me. I see your copy of Argybargy, too, and if you're as smart as I think you are you'll hold onto that gem too."
"Oh, yeah," you waved a hand, "This is my teenage years right here!"
"Your beauty has temporarily blinded my amazing deduction skills, but they are back in full force! Don’t tell me you’re another popsicle like Fry!”
"I don't know who Fry is, but..."
"You're from the 80s!” It was the blonde man’s turn to resemble an excitable dog, his posture hunching slightly as both hands gripped the sides of the desk. “I knew I liked you! Tell! Tell all! For once I’ve met a woman I actually wanna listen to.”
“What?”
“Nothing. 80s. Continue.”
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“I can’t believe you were alive in the greatest era of music and girls on film and you didn’t go to any parties!”
“I was a shy kid,” you shrugged, “I’m a shy adult. Parties aren’t really my scene versus a night in. Some music, a movie..."
"A bottle of wine..."
"Maybe," you grinned.
"Why ever did a girl like you make a popsicle of herself in the prime time?"
A girl like you? Did that mean what you thought it did? You shook your head faintly.
"It was a hot day," you joked, posture relaxing after such a long conversation, "alright, no, but every day since that stupid Walt Disney head rumor started it was stuck in everyone's minds. I didn't have many friends, much...well, you know the old song and dance. I made a good guinea pig. I was hoping I'd wake up and the world would be a better place. Better medicine, maybe I'd have a Trek moment and wake up on a spaceship peering down at everything I ever knew."
"'You're looking at Planet Earth'," Zapp quoted. Zapp was apparently this guy's honest-to-god name. Zapp Brannigan, born and raised. A real-life Flash Gordon or Han Solo, except you had a feeling it was all bravado. That underneath it all was a fear he'd never met face-to-face. The worry about not being liked that had eaten you up from the inside with every party invite made to your face but not extended your way, every night spent in the corner wondering if you'd become the Invisible Woman and no one had told you.
Nodding softly, you said, "Maybe I'll go to space one of these days. See that new Disneyland on the moon or what have you, run by a severed head or not."
"You really haven't been anywhere, have you?"
"Well," you stammered, cheeks burning, "I haven't been defrosted all that long. I woke up and there were aliens and robots everywhere! I guess I was just getting my footing and—"
"That's ok," Zapp cut you off, "because you have me now, and a more premier pilot you could not ask for!"
"I do?"
Zapp spoke your name with a degree of confidence you'd never heard a man use. "You're the first woman I've ever spoken to for an hour straight like this and kept our clothes on. Everyone—well, that is to say... people don't understand good taste, you know. You see how few people appreciate this stuff the way you do. The way we do. I'm not letting that get away. Not without a date."
"And what if I say no?" You teased, running a hand over your again-shelved copy of Notorious.
“Would you? Say no to all this?” Zapp waved hands over his tall form, but you heard the wavering in his tone and felt a stab of pity, instantly shaking your head at his words.
“Maybe this’ll answer your question.” Fingers dancing over your counter, you tore a scrap of paper—something that hadn’t gone obsolete even a thousand years later, thank god—and scrawled seven digits on it.
Taking it gingerly between white-gloved fingers, Zapp broke into a shaky grin. “I’ll put on all the classics,” he assured you, “And we’ll blast off anywhere and any way you want.”
“Aye aye, captain,” you remarked as he leaned across your counter, kissed your cheek, and then walked out with a salute.
On the way, he bumped a display tape deck and his grin faltered, but only long enough for him to give the device a curious glance and run a hand over it. He looked down only to light up again and switch the tape, filling your shop with the lyrics of another 1980s classic that brought a matching grin to your lips.
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
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Being Grace and Rocky's Best Friend Includes...
Oh to be besties with THE besties 😌
☄️Trying your best to ride on Rocky's rolling chamber, tumbling off quickly as a kid mutton busting and laughing even through the sharp jostling of its edges and the little bruise you get from falling on your ass.
☄️Cuddle piles! Draping yourself on top of Rocky with Grace beneath you to soften the surface a little. Half watching each other sleep, half dozing off feeling infinitely safe in each others' presence.
☄️Going back and forth making playlists with Grace. One day, in fact, you fix a spluttering Grace with a Cheshire Cat grin as some familiar drumbeats continue your playlist. "Have you just been waiting to rickroll me this entire time?" "Maaaybeeee... :)"
☄️ Grace walking in on you trying to teach Rocky to ballroom dance once. That was an interesting and laugh-filled day. Don’t worry, he got a turn too!
☄️ Rocky hating your exes too, having no shame in telling you they were failures as mates 😌
☄️ Greeting either or both of them from across the ship with the dumbest-ass poses you can think of. Y’all in the ship on the way to Erid:
☄️Always waiting with open arms when memories overtake Grace or Rocky, not a word needed, just your presence.
☄️Movie nights! Rocky is happy to judge yours and Grace's movie tastes. It's an implicit contest to be the one whose movie Rocky prefers.
☄️ Arriving on Erid and having a similar competition over which human Adrian prefers break out. It's no contest with Rocky, after all 🤎
☄️ Grace teaching Rocky about any triggers you have and the way humans respond to those things, explaining why some movies may only be for the two of them to watch or vice versa.
☄️ Writing 'nerd >:)' in the corner of Grace's whiteboard like you weren't correcting his work an hour before.
☄️ Having two bookends with very different teaching styles spouting tips and frantic warnings as they teach you to fly the ship if you're not a pilot. If you are? Telling them you love them but they're both idiots.
☄️ Grace pouting and Rocky teasing him over the little pebbles loving you just as much as him or more! Only, of course, to pull you in and tell you he's proud of you.
☄️ Trying to teach Rocky beach fetch. He is a bit offended at first but loves playing catch with all three of you 😌
☄️ Showing your two dearest friends the utter joy of letting loose and running on the beach like there's no tomorrow across the stretch between the two new human homes!
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Ryland Grace When He Has a Crush on You
Live-action characters? On the weird clown blog? It’s more likely than you think 🫵🏻 (I warned y’all PHM was my personality now 🤭)
Pre-PHM
🔬 You’re the first person in the room he looks at when he makes a dumb pun, hoping you’re laughing.
🔬 “If he’s mean to you he likes you” MISS RYLAND GRACE WITH THAT SHIT 🙅🏼♂️ mr dr is practically falling over himself to open doors for you and somehow despite being willing to call idiots a waste of carbon will never let a single negative word about you fall from his lips.
🔬 Offers you his cardigan because you’re cold. You’re happy, no big deal, meanwhile Grace is glowing inside his head with pride that he did a gentlemanly thing and maybe you noticed!!!
🔬 Lets you try on his glasses, gently pushing them onto your ears and moving any hair that’s in the way with the softest hand, too. Chuckles warmly at the way your eyes screw up at the blur, his prescription vastly different from yours or your lack thereof! He thinks it’s cute though the compliment fails upon his shyly smiling lips.
🔬 The first time he ever sees you in revealing clothes or a swimsuit he’s visibly flustered at least to those who know him. Pointedly looking you in the eyes and nowhere else lest you feel uncomfortable.
🔬 Tries to surreptitiously scoot his chair closer to yours. Squeak, squeak! …ok, you may notice.
🔬 If you ever set foot in his science classroom for any reason, Grace’s students explode in an uproar he hastily rises to quell. Too late, though: they’re grinning like little devils, calling out that it’s you. “Guys—” Grace stutters, hands extended as if begging them not to shoot. “Guys— I may have mentioned you, I mean you told that really funny cat joke and I had to give you credit, y’know?” “Dr. Grace likes you!” “I mean, of course I do, you all would too if you spent a little time together. Come on,” he distracts them, waving a hand your way, “maybe we can use our new friend for a little fun with the Van de Graaff generator!”
🔬 Nerd flirting! Excitedly urging you over to his microscope to look at the coolest slides he has prepared for his students: the bright pops of color splashing across his sample of silverberry scaly hairs, the still-living lichen wash sample, the process of mitosis captured beneath glass… your eyes light up as if you were back in your childhood, wonder spreading across your features as Grace happily drinks in the beauty of it.
Post-PHM
🔬 Sits on the floor so you’re facing each other, legs outstretched and just barely brushing, asking to hear any memories of your life on earth with smiles and tears for you accordingly.
🔬 Leaves you doodles on the whiteboard to make you smile. Sometimes he’ll write ‘hi’ or a little message and it brings an absolute beam to his face when he sees your reply and keeps it up as if you aren’t talking in person too.
🔬 Starts teasing a bit as he gains some confidence. “What do you think, Rocky? Should we share?” “Grace always share.” “I was just— never mind. Here ya go.”
🔬 As much as Grace enjoys infodumping on past studies, all the amazing things he’s studied and learned and hypothesized, he practically begs you to do the same. Whatever you like, he wants to hear it. “Gain that passion through osmosis,” he calls it, “Coming from you I think I can do it.”
🔬 Playfully tosses his little earth your way, watching it drift slowly your way in the zero-G with a grin that grows when you bat it back.
🔬 Takes a long time to break touch barriers out of shyness and desire to maintain your comfort. Grace eventually ventures reaching out to place a soft hand on your shoulder during a vulnerable moment, blue eyes shining as you thank him. Takes to giving you little nudges with his shoulder when you sit side by side, too.
🔬 Awkward sometimes, but in a charming way! Doing silly dances in time with your music and projections until you break down laughing and join him, telling you a joke a day, waving every time you make eye contact across the ship or work station.
🔬 Brings you ship rations while you work and insists you rest, even to the point of draping his blanket over you and urging you out of your seat. “I got it from here.”
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Malevola as Your Girlfriend 🖤
Happy pride month have another woman I’m gay for 😌 Warnings: language, suggestive references, brief mention of violence
𖤐 Of course she portals over to give you a surprise kiss on the cheek!
𖤐 Early on in the relationship or maybe even before you’re official she pulls the ‘comparing hand sizes’ move to flirt with you.
𖤐 Piggyback/shoulder rides! No matter how heavy you think you are, Malevola is proud to show you how easy it is to lift you up in her arms 😏 Also literally bench pressed you once for the bit.
𖤐 A more loyal partner doesn’t exist. No matter what you’re dealing with, physical or mental health, difficult life situations, anything, Malevola is there for you. She’ll hold you, give you space, even call you on it if you need some motivation. Hell, she’s her best friend’s addiction sponsor, so she can’t and won’t judge you, only meet you where you are. “I’m not going anywhere.”
𖤐 Side-eyes are a love language. You two don’t need to speak, simply a look from her that says ‘you seeing this shit?’ or the >:3 she sometimes gives you that you love equate to multiple sentences. One side-eye or flick of your gaze back is all Malevola needs, too.
𖤐 I’ll say it again: Buy her flowers! Corny but it’s cute, dammit! People didn’t usually get Malevola flowers over seeing what she might do for them, her appearance, her powers. You romance her. See her as herself. Make her feel like just any girl which both cracks her up and flutters her heart.
𖤐 You become an honorary member of Janelle’s book club, which all the Z-Team ladies, Colm, and Katon-Ur are a part of too! Even if you can’t read well or don’t enjoy it you’re welcome because your girlfriend is happy to read to you in that beautiful voice of hers!
𖤐 Suddenly starts making really direct eye contact with you when she reads any smut scenes for no particular reason at all no siree…👀
𖤐 Playfully steals things out of your hands with her tail. “Thanks love!”
𖤐 Also pulls you in for hugs and kisses with it! Loves winding it around your waist or finding new ways to tease you with it 😌
𖤐 Not the biggest pet name fan, but does let you call her Mal and often casually calls you ‘love’ if not your name.
𖤐 Unless she knows you don’t like it, will give that booty a smack or grab on her way past it. What? She just can’t resist!
𖤐 Get ready for surprisingly whimsical dates! She’s been through literal hell and back and your wholesome side is refreshing and adorable and a big part of why she loves you. Running through sprinklers just laughing and splashing, drinks at the bar turning into invading a playground late at night and pushing her on the swings like it’s a movie. “You’re one of a kind,” she shakes her head, yellow eyes soft upon you when you finally settle on the adjacent swing, “You know that?” Whether you look pleased or startled, Malevola adds, “And that’s why I love ya,” and leans over for a little smooch.
𖤐 Malevola also enjoys active dates if you’re up to it. She has a lot of fun at the batting cages since it’s one of the closest sports to swinging a sword but without decapitation risks. Will absolutely stand behind you and guide your hips and arms, teasing that you’d be good with a sword too. …Maaaaaybe sarcastically if you suck at batting!
𖤐 Another spoon switch, Malevola loves holding and being held. Any way your bodies fit together is the right way in her eyes ☺️
𖤐 Another thing you’ll get involved in as her partner is silly workplace bets with Alice. Every day you’ll hear updates and how much money Malevola is up to on some hero’s secret identity, if a certain two teammates are going to end up back together, you name it!
𖤐 If you’re the type (*cough* same here) to be stubborn and show up to work sick insisting you’re fine and/or you feel too guilty to call out, Malevola is portaling to your work to either fake an emergency or explain what’s going on if they can tell you aren’t well. Sorry, your ass is going to bed and your girlfriend is pampering the shit outta you 😤
𖤐 You’re the only person she accepts ‘horny’ jokes from. Everyone else gets an eyeroll, a ‘never head that before’, or even slapped or punched but you get an affectionate shove and at worst a playful “you’re stupid”. “But you love me.” “Hell yeah I do!”
𖤐 Doesn’t matter what they are, she’ll tell you your hobbies are hot. May also lovingly call you a nerd if they’re something like painting minis or coding, but Malevola can sit and watch you focused on your passions for hours. She loves that you know exactly what you enjoy and can have a little thing for yourself. Probably tries it out for herself too unless it’s something really boring 😉
𖤐 Later in your relationship (as long as you’ve had at least some conversation about this!) she’ll start dropping subtle—or maybe not so subtle if that won’t work for you—hints about how she’d like to be proposed to. “Everyone thinks I want a ruby ring ‘cause of the red, but I have enough fuckin’ red, isn’t that right?” She jokes about her future engagement ring.
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Which fandom and show are you talking about? I'm little confused.
I posted two imagines for a pilot of a new animated show that I enjoyed. Let’s just say it’s made by the same people (I think, or same channel at least) as the amazing digital circus. Really trying to keep vague to stay out of it but their most recent thing. But the community for it on here quickly has become notorious for a set of accounts violently targeting people in every way imaginable and spam posting violent threats. And I really enjoyed it don’t get me wrong but it’s just not worth all that for a pilot I kinda liked vs. my ride or die fandoms, most of which I don’t even write on here for 😅 like the other media I’ve posted on this account has never had an issue so I’m staying with those and using my main to post the things I really love 🖤 if things become an issue still somehow I will literally archive my shit and delete this blog entirely because this is just a side hobby, I have personal projects I’m getting close to publishing and my main 🥰
Oh yeah, I am never posting in 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓸𝓶 again. Sorry for getting everyone excited for nothing but enjoying one pilot is not worth the risk and I’ve left fandoms for less. Obviously no upset to the actual fandom, I just have literally no tolerance for stuff like this and it’s genuinely just not worth dealing with, but especially not for a pilot I mildly enjoyed vs a ride or die media that means a lot to me. I don’t want to be associated with that piece of content both for safety and personal peace. Not deleting my two posts but taking them off my masterlist and not posting in that tag ever again. Last post on this subject I swear! Just a final firm goodbye and I’m sorry. Hope my DE, Futurama, Dispatch fans and maybe some new ones in the future! stick around and enjoy 🥰
Hello, this is my first time requesting! I saw that you're open for Date Everything requests and wanted to ask for a little fic or some headcanons of the Dateables with a Homeowner that has a pet tarantula? If you're doing multiple characters or character requests, I'd like to see Johnny, Dunk, Hoove, and Daisuke (can be all 4 or one, your pick!) but feel free to add characters you're more well-versed in
You could do the general stuff like who wouldn't mind it, who would be scared, what they'd do if it escapes or if they're asked by the Homeowner to hold it
OMG MORE DE REQUESTS LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO (*ahem*. Can you tell this is a fandom I’ve been wanting to write for?) But yeah I love this idea! I love Johnny sm hehe~ I’m also going to throw a few of my faves in there and will probably do more like this 😁 varied up some species and I hope you like my placeholder tarantula name, anyone who enjoys the reference gets a cookie 🍪
Warnings: Spiders, obviously 😂
Dateables’ Reaction to Your Pet Tarantula (Part One)
Johnny Splash
You expected this interaction since Johnny literally listed spiders as one of the scariest things people could face in one of your early interactions. Starting, he took a step back when he saw what was cradled between your hands. “Whoa, Mama! Now where’d you find that?” “In my room,” you replied in a tone natural as if everybody woke up to tarantulas under their pillows like some sort of demented tooth fairy gift, “She’s my pet, just like you have Duke?” “And how do you find yourself cuddlin’ and playin’ fetch with a thing like that?” Johnny asked, looking quite pale and running an anxious hand through his curls. “She’s not that kind of pet,” you giggled, “But building her enclosure was a lot of fun. You ever seen a terrarium?” “I heard about terrariums,” Johnny, still blanching, points at your beloved Shelob nestled warmly in your hands, “but I thought it was a buncha hooey, honestly.” “No, this is a tarantula. Here,” you extend the bowl of your hands, “Wanna hold her?” “I’m alright, darlin’,” Johnny replies a little too quickly, one leg up as he practically grabs the restroom tile in his fist, “Maybe I can…get a better look at her, from…way over there.”
Dunk Shuttlecock
“Whoa, it’s escaping, it’s— what is that, exactly?” Startlement, definitely, but no deep fear shone within Dunk’s eyes as your bright tan four-inch furball poked its legs up out of your hand. A nee puppy? Oh, no, only your Arizona blonde tarantula. “Have you ever seen a spider before?” “Sure, they built webs all along the base of the weight rack when you weren’t using it. …Oh, that’s a big ol’ spider! I-I didn’t know they made ‘em like that.” A hint of apprehension colored his reply, but the wonder shone through. “They do! And the biggest ones of all? They can be about the size of a dinner plate!” “I think I’m good with this lil guy,” Dunk replied with an awed shake of his head. You smirked. “I thought you might say that.”
Daisuke Dishware
“So it’s a…spider the size of a large frog?” Biting back a wild burst of laughter, you let Daisuke have it, simply nodding. Reaching out a hand he’d never admit was shaking a little, Daisuke asked, “May I…pet it?” “No!” You blurted out hastily, pulling your cupped handful of pinktoe closer to your chest. “She’s really docile, but if you startle her she could flick hair or more likely jump, and that wouldn’t be good. If you want to touch her, you’ll have to hold her in your hands.” Recoiling slightly, your boyfriend considered this for a few heartbeats before allowing his stoic expression to return. “I’ll try.” “And if you don’t like it, just stay calm and I’ll take her right back, ok?” “Ok.” Slowly Daisuke held out his hands, which again shook but accepted Shelob’s inspection and set of steps onto their new surface. “Just don’t let her jump or drop her,” you reiterated as she got a bit jittery, extending one of her ballet slippers (as you called her little feet) out of Daisuke’s hand-bowl, “She’d probably hit the floor and explode.” Hands shaking even more, Daisuke wordlessly extended his hands back your way. “This is a very serious pet indeed. I can think of no better care for her than yours.” “Is that your way of saying you don’t want to hold her again?” “I think this little lady is a creature far better observed.” “Got it,” you chuckled, letting Shelob settle back down.
Henry Hoove
“Is that why I’ve been finding so many needles in the carpet?” “They’re not needles,” you couldn’t help correcting Henry even through the rush of gratitude at his nonchalance, “It’s hairs they kick if they’re feeling defensive!” “Hey,” Hoove put up both hands, palms out as if in defense, “I won’t give ‘em any trouble, those colors say watch out!” “That’s funny,” you teased, stepping a bit closer so your elbow could brush your boyfriend’s side, “Because I was just thinking how the orange and black on a Mexican fireleg almost match the red and black on your suit. Does that make you a bad boy?” “If this is your way of challenging me to hold the spider,” Hoove shot back with a playful smirk, “Bring it on. I’ve handled plenty worse with you by my side.”
Bodhi Windbreaker
“Dude, that thing is righteous! You never told me you had a T!” Keeper websites did sometimes abbreviate it that way— guess it shouldn’t have been surprising for Bodhi to know some lingo. “You’re not afraid?” You asked, a bit surprised by your boyfriend’s enthusiastic, awed grin. “Nah, man! I know a lot of people think they’re grody or whatever, but I think these little guys are rad. Just look at that hair!” “Hell yeah,” you readily agreed, holding your pet up with pride. Her abdomen bore gorgeous orange markings that disappeared into a deep emerald head and legs that shone a rich blue in the right light. “She’s a C. cyaneopubescens or a GBB. They’re known for their sick dye jobs,” you added, your little joke only lighting up Bodhi more. “Maybe I oughta try a hair color like that! Can I hold her?” People recoiled from Shelob more often than not; it touched your suddenly speeding heart that the person you loved most shared this passion and appreciation for the unloved with you. Maybe after being forgotten for so many years, Bodhi could kind of understand. “Of course,” you replied, guiding her closer to the hands he instantly cupped to mimic yours, “Wait for her to crawl on, and…there we go!” “Hey there girl, daddy’s here. …Wait, do I get to be her dad?” “Sure, Bodhi,” you giggled, “Sure!”
Luke Nuke’m
“Swarmer!” Jumping to his feet, Luke had his gun whipped out and pointed at your cupped hands in an instant. For a moment you frowned, tilting your head and glancing back and forth. Nothing seemed to be coming for you guys, not that you could always see the things Luke did. “I checked the perimeter already,” you reassured your comrade and lover only for him to shake his head and keep his hands firmly planted near the trigger. “What in the irradiated blazes are you doing bringing that thing behind our lines?” …Oh. Chuckling, you shook your head and held your pet a little closer to your chest. “Shelob’s not going to hurt you. I specifically adopted a Honduran Curly Hair because they’re the most docile.” Lowering his gun slightly, Luke cocked a brow. “You adopted that thing?” Smiling, you nodded. “This isn’t a swarmer, but I can see why you’d think so. She’s actually a tarantula.” “T-tarantula?” “Yep, just a big ol’ spider! She lives in a special terrarium in my room where she mostly hides in the plants or chills on her substrate.” “So this thing is a pet?” Suppressing a chuckle, you gave the incredulous Luke another nod. “That’s right.” “You tamed that thing? I knew you were a badass, Ranger!” Running up on you, Luke had his weapons fully sheathed again and was trying to gather you into his arms, but you stiffened and held Shelob away. “Easy now, tarantula in hand, remember? I drop her and she explodes.” “And she has a bomb? What can’t this ol’ girl do? Does she have intel from behind invading lines?” Sighing, you leg Luke hug you gently from the side, a smile gathering across your face. Whatever got him to like her.
Mateo Manta
“Wow, that’s a Chilean gold burst, isn’t it?” Lighting up, you immediately focused your wide grin on Mateo, who looked just as joyful right back. Your beloved loved all animals, but a part of you was still apprehensive with how many people reacted with fear, disgust, or even wishes of violence on your unique pet. Comfort and recognition washed over you as you realized for the umpteenth time how safe you were with Mateo. “That’s right! She was a little shy when I first got her, but I think she’d be ok with saying hi if you are.” “I’d be honored.” Reaching out his hands, Mateo cupped them and waited patiently for Shelob to make her tentative way first brushing the edges of his fingers, then settling fully in his hands. “Hi there. You’re so pretty in the light. I love your red patch! I’d introduce you to my friends, too, but unfortunately I don’t think they’d be very nice to you.” One arm gently winding around Mateo’s waist so as not to spook him, you smiled again, a softer thing as you enjoyed listening to him talk to your tarantula.
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Sophia as Your Girlfriend 🖤
Hot take (because any take about her would have to be 😉): I love Sophia and the fun silly sort of lighthearted representation of kink DE gives us 🫶🏻 I am NOT a sub but for her? 🤓👆🏻 JK but I also want to explore the SFW day to day aspects of life with her too 🥰
Warnings: mentions of anxiety/panic, suggestive hints
🔒 Has a habit of reaching to tilt up your chin for kisses.
🔒 Adores if you dress to match her even very simply like both of you wearing black. She loves being a package deal with you 😌
🔒 She’s actually so good if you ever have anxiety/panic attacks. Taking both your hands and squeezing them gently but firmly just like her tone is. Talking you through it and since you’re used to following her orders your mind is surprisingly ready to name the things she asks in her grounding questions. Holds you afterwards no questions asked and tells you that you don’t have to apologize, never to her. It means a lot that she gets to see you vulnerable and be the one to help you.
🔒 You will, of course, wear a piece of jewelry with her name on it. Sophia gets a little extra affectionate when her name is on full display like that, it really makes her heart go crazy, not that she’d admit that until you were alone!
🔒 Sophia is the one in the couple guiding you by the small of your back, pulling back your chair, holding open doors, anything of that nature. Often pays for meals, too. She’s taking care of you.
🔒 Massive pet name user! Not just the things like ‘wretch’ or ‘servant’ but sweet titles too, phrases that begin in ‘my little’ especially, ‘pet’ or ‘sweetheart’ are also favorites of Sophia’s. As much as she loves ‘mistress’ it really gives her a rush to be called things like ‘my love’ or ‘dearest’ back too 😌
🔒 Sophia knows what she wants. If she walks by you holding up two pieces of clothing, for example, she isn’t afraid to give you a passing, “Wear the red one.”
🔒 Will literally tell you what to wear every day if you let her.
🔒 She has a habit of taking your hands and pressing kisses to them while you’re sitting together 🖤
🔒 Loves when you ask her what to do or for advice, not just in a deference sense but even more, as always, that you trust her.
🔒 One of Sophia's favorite dates is a fancy dinner. She loves being able to show you off in public spaces, visibly spoil you and make it clear to you what you deserve, which is the world. Everything you want and then some if Sophia has anything to say about it! It makes her so happy to insist on things even if you think it’s too much for you. “Nothing is too much for you,” she sweetly dismisses with a wave of her hand and a wide smile.
🔒 She tells you she’s proud of you sometimes, just a fleeting comment but she knows how it lights you up and it in turn brings a smile to her face, too.
🔒 Undressing you at the end of the day, not sexually but just turning you around in her hands as she undoes buttons and slips down pants or a skirt, tugging you into your favorite comfort outfit as gently as she performs aftercare. Kindness without request— you’d do the same for her, after all.
🔒 We all know how creative Sophia is with scenarios and she is just the same with your dates! You’ll have classic nights out, romance upon furs before a fireplace, and doing couple’s woodworking classes and theatre workshops alike. One day you’re swimming and playing lifeguards and the next Sophia is guiding you through a historical museum. She loves to learn and hey, you never know when you might need it!
🔒 You’re the one who comes up with going to a leather craft workshop though and my, does Sophia tell you how proud of you she is that day.
🔒 Sophia is your trusty big spoon! You’ll always feel safe in her arms 🖤
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god damn, im sorry
i hope you're able to recoup as quick as possible and that the household is as kind as can be
Thank you for your care and concern, y’all are so sweet 🥹 things are a little confusing right now, I got emailed about insurance and referrals but no one I ever talked to gave me an explicit referral? 😭😂 but we’re tryin to get better 🤞🏻 my parents weren’t nearly as bad as I worried even though things went reallllly south with the situation. My new hope is getting a new job that pays a bit more so I can finally live on my own 🖤 I have an application I’m actually a bit excited about!!
Heyo!!! Transmasc x flambae anon here! I wanted to thank you for actually writing some hc for my ask - they were lovely and really, really sweet :))) i'm not entirely sure what went down with your acct tbh (had top surgery on tuesday yay me!) but I sincerely hope you're doing ok and that you won't let shitty internet mobs hiding behind relative anonimity to spew their hatred euin your day - you deserve better than that!
OMG CONGRATULATIONS ON THE TOP SURGERY DUDE (I call everyone that but if you don’t prefer it please tell me)!!!! I’m so happy for you 🥳🥳💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
*Ahem* I hope your recovery is smooth and goes as well as it can! My former landlady had a very similar procedure for breast cancer purposes so I know how tough it is, drains and all 😔 get lots of rest and I hope you have someone who can help!
Ha thank you! Basically a fandom I started to get into has a really horrible pest that’s going around saying horrible stuff, sexually harassing people, slurs, telling people to harm themselves or worse, being lesbophobic and transphobic. So I decided it wasn’t worth posting in that tag rn since I was just in the hospital this week for mental health purposes. I shut down another writing blog because the fandom wasn’t behaving either and I have no patience for this stuff anymore because this is supposed to be a fun hobby, nothing more. Basically my technique is mentally staying in fandoms but publicly leaving them 💀😂
But I’m still here, just not posting in ✨that tag✨ rn and sticking with my beloveds Dispatch, DE, and Futurama 💁🏻♀️ in fact if you care to share your recovery experience I wouldn’t mind writing more for Flambae on that! And if you’d rather not I understand too ☺️
Also!!! If you’d like to be an emoji anon, please let me know which one you’d like 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
Hi, mate, I’m sorry what people have been saying. It’s extremely horrid. Focus on staying safe, and take that break. I hope things get better for you.
Thank you 🫶🏻 This has been so horrible, as a victim of harassment and SA that part has stuck with me the most and boiled my blood. Sweet people are being driven to dark places and as someone in dark places it’s so upsetting to see. I’m still writing, just hiding from a certain fandom space for a while because I like writing for it but it isn’t worth dealing with everything when all my other fandoms are small and have never had issued like this. As happy as getting notes makes me this is a side hobby and I’m willing to sacrifice notes since I’m not that used to having them 😆 plus I got a huuuuuge number of requests for that fandom and getting tons of requests always bogs me down and makes a fandom less fun to write for 😅 so here’s to going back to being a nobody, it’s going to be so refreshing 🥂
I had this issue on an old writing blog I don’t link anymore. Request volume got overwhelming, people were very rude and disrespectful (repeatedly requesting while my box was closed, asking that they specifically be ‘first in line when I open again’, getting custom requests done and never reblogging or even saying thank you for the custom piece, literally gaslighting me and trying to shame me over minor concerns I had), and it was so much more pressure. My main passion is contributing to smaller and underrepresented fandoms as someone with obscure/older interests and F/Os. THAT is the person/writer I wanna be on here and I appreciate the respect that I have been consistently shown on this blog so far 🥹
Love y’all!!!