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💃Ottawa🐚 I'm scared of stickbugs, sudsy bubbles, static electricity, Styrofoam, and mascot-type costumes. 🇨🇦🇭🇹

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

do people that say shit like “ooh nobody reads anymore, they only use their phones and computers” think that computers and phones can only display pictures and make sounds 

like do they think words can’t be displayed by computers 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

what’s this post say, my phone can only display pictures and make sounds

[datarep]

Average from a million frames of Last Week Tonight

[daggers-drawn]

John Oliver trying to communicate through my dreams to warn me about the oncoming apocalypse.

[black-people-twitter]

[pepsiprincesa]

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[dankmemeuniversity]

[viostormcaller]

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[othernotebooksareavailable]

AirPods Are a Tragedy

Apple claims that AirPods are building a “wireless future.” Many people think they're a symbol of disposable wealth. The truth is bleaker.

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

[do9]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mysharona1987]

[ripndipcl]

[powerburial]

[tylerposey]

Taron Egerton photographed by Gavin Bond for British GQ (2019)

[fetus2genius]

[goaliemagics]

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

[kasindrarules-deactivated201812]

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

[vomits]

[teathattast]

[spacecowboybriony]

When you know something is satire but it could so easily be real