NirvanaClaimsBats

"If you're good at something, never do it for free" -Heath Ledger

[nirvanaclaimsbats]

Young Reyes for the win.

[sleepin]

[seaslux]

[nirvanaclaimsbats]

No Way | LINE Webtoon

A story about an arranged dynastic engagement of an elf and a vampire, which has no plot and often does not make much sense, so be prepared for this sort of rubbish :) These short and long strips are full of queer and straight love, romance, unicorns and fairytale (lack of) logic in characters’ motivation and the story as a whole.

https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/no-way/list?title_no=69066

PLS IF you love cute cinnamon roll yaoi, read and support this author. The comic is soo soo good. I'm not typically into romance like this but I love love love the art and story plot and the charecters so much.

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

[pochowek]

american and english people cant talk french at all. who sucks toes now huh

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

im from quebec osti de tabarnak

[pochowek]

Chuj ci w brzuch.

Spusczamy mu wpierdol chłopcy

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

[pochowek]

Aaa……… jak suce ten tego to…. hehe..

My poruchamy chętnie….

[weeniebagel]

now just WHAT in TARNATION are yall yammerin on about?

[nirvanaclaimsbats]

Been a while

It's been quite a while since I've been on here. But tbqh I'm starting to see that all social media is poisonous and prevents a lot of folks from going out on their own to physically meet and interact with people and it's disturbing. We are addicted to screens instead of other life forms.

[moody-moodboards]

the zodiac signs in slytherin

aries: “let’s fuck those gryffindors up LMAO ”

taurus: loves their family and friends so much would do everything for them

gemini: prankster (also wow, really charming and persuasive)

cancer: either the nicest person or baddest bitch you’ll ever meet

leo: not so secretly planning world domination

virgo: “nice point, but your opinion is invalid”

libra: looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you

scorpio: badass with the nice ass

sagittarius: looks a bit scary but can actually be the best friend you’ve ever had

capricorn: leader kid, so cool™

aquarius: freaking genius who loves to boast

pisces: graceful. skilled. fucking deadly

[nirvanaclaimsbats]

So what if...? Lord voldemort was a prejudice guy. But what if this is how wizards became a thing. Tbh the theory isn't going to be as clean cut in real life but to make it easier to understand the concept we will start with muggle families across the board producing magical children. How many sets of wizards could it take to become pure?

[unshrink]

This is Happy Winston, reblog for happy days.

[smallbirdies]

Just a little bit of line art for some silly role play charecter i was doing. Shes so pretty and greek and this is the first time I’m trying out new face shapes. Shes such a fascinating human.

[nirvanaclaimsbats]

The signs as reactions to being shouted at:

Aries: Shout back, without a filter they'll just go for it, they are rather impulsive, they would probably throw the first punch.

Taurus: They'll most probably stay calm and try not to let it bother them.

Gemini: Their words will sting and they'll be very clever about what they say.

Cancer: Cancers are soft, calm people who would probably feel like they need to defuse the anger.

Leo: They'll challenge them to a fight but when it come to it they'll use more sass than violence.

Virgo: They'll try not to let it get to violence, so instead they'll trash talk.

Libra: If they knew the Libra, then they would be beaten pretty badly.

Scorpio: A Scorpio would stare them down until they run of scared. They would not want to mess with a Scorpio.

Sagittarius: They would make a joke out of the situation but probably end up screaming at them.

Capricorn: Would give them a death stare and either walk away from the fight or use clear words to shut them down.

Aquarius: Would really not want to fight, however they probably wouldn't be in this mess. Everyone likes an Aquarius.

Pisces: They would walk away calmly and feel sorry for the person because they are obviously upset.

[reverse2057]

13:00 MINUTE MARK. Matthew Mercer shares his own headcanons for McHanzo. It’s fucking adorable and perfect.

[grassprint-deactivated20240101]

champloo

[hogoes]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLnyV5shlQH/

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Everything about this….

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

[slimgoodymakeba]

Someone give him a baby to wash.

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

Could we really handle that though?

[asksplendyandfriends]

*pokes* am i doing this right?

Yeah! This is one way of doing it.

[nirvanaclaimsbats]

*scratches head confused.* well alright, what could you consider fun?

[mirror]

Please don’t get tired of me.

it happens every time. People lose interest in me. They get tired of me. Suddenly, they don’t bother hitting me up anymore. The conversations become shorter. They forget about me and I just become a distant memory. I wonder if it’s my fault sometimes. But then I realize that people never stay in my life. And there’s nothing I can do about it.

[purplebuddhaproject]

If a person seems wicked, do not cast him away. Awaken him with your words, elevate him with your deeds, repay his injury with your kindness. Do not cast him away; cast away his wickedness.

Lao Tzu (via purplebuddhaproject)