I'm the Famous One

NITRO ZEUS [ 7K | SEXUAL | AGENDER | MENTALLY SUPERIOR ] An independent, selective*, and verified garbage role play blog for the Tyran Decepticon, Nitro Zeus. Please read the guidelines and the about page before interacting !! And remember: he knows where you live.

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Nitro: wheezes

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energonguardian:

💡 ;; The Cybertronian moved so quickly that he had barely any time to react. Kicker stumbled backward, falling to the ground to avoid the massive machine’s pedes crushing him. His eyes quickly traveled upward, staring the mech dead in the–optic? Singular? Alright, then.

     “All this space to land and you decide to come crashing down on me? How’s that my fault? I didn’t do anything to you, buddy.”

“Really? Because you’re mouthing off to me right now, buddy. And that’s something.” Something that probably should have resulted in the little organic pest being blasted to ash by now, but Nitro couldn’t be assed to muster up the power to bring his arm cannon online. Too much effort to waste on a tiny thing he could have just as easily squashed under his pedes.

Instead, he leans all the way down. “Learn to pick your battles, squirt, and scram.” And flicks the human square in his chest.

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go bone the screamapillar known as starscream then

“DON’T PRESSURE ME.”

[crxsshairxs-deactivated20181220]

🎭 lmao good luck. The only thing I can think is that he wouldn't be that old, but he wouldn't have a baby-face either. Also muscles. He would definitely need to have some big muscles because of course lol

Send me 🎭 for a suggestion/s on a faceclaim for your muse-Add in some certain details if you want something a little specific.

I say Brock Lesnar would be a good face claim for him. 

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dude in the back: same bruh

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MUSE AESTHETIC  - SEX / ROMANCE EDITION

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italicize any of your muse’s turn-ons/likes.

strike any of your muse’s turn-offs/dislikes.

feel free to add to the list! REPOST, NOT REBLOG!

heterosexual. homosexual. bisexual. pansexual. asexual. demisexual. graysexual. monogamous. polyamorous. long-term relationships. CASUAL RELATIONSHIPS. rough. loud. growling. screaming. crying. sobbing. gentle. tender. whispers. moaning. touching others. touching self. being touched. lingering caresses. kisses. french kisses. licking. nibbling. biting. scratching. hair pulling. DOMINANCE. submission. switch. power play. struggles. wrestling. hugs. cuddling. shower/bath sex. up against a wall. being held down. spanking. body worship. chassis. aft. legs. thighs. pedes. hands. audials. love bites. innuendo. choking. breath play. bondage. leather. silk. velvet. lace. being watched. watching others. half-clothed. bared skin. teasing. indoors. outdoors. public. private. lingerie. stockings. corsets.

[nitrodouche-blog]

So I heard ya got a reputation of being in dire need of a good beatin´. Or somethin´ else...

Nitro’s optic briefly flares as he scans the new mech disinterestedly, storing away the relevant data for later.

“Heheh, yeah, or something. Why, you trying to offer something.”

[thatspikybastard]

“Guess that depends. Mostly on if ya a shoot first and talk later guy or the other way ´round. It´s really hard to make a deal or an offer when the other is tryin´ to punch ya.” Lockdown puffed up that spiky armor. “Or maybe thats ya thing.”

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Not one to be out-showed, Nitro Zeus flares out his thick armor as well. “Just looking for a good time, my man. Not here to start shit with mechs not on my radar. Besides, I’m more into guns than punching.” Whether or not his ‘good time’ will involve shooting this mech is yet to be seen, but he’ll give it some more time before he decides.

[itscl03-deactivated20251116]

macho man nitro savage

[warriordiscipline]

In case anyone wants it, here’s my discord. I’m open to making servers on there for us to do private role plays, or we can just talk in the direct messenger. Just tell me who you are (your url) when you friend me. ♥

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        → TRACKER             → HUNTER                 → STALKER

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Psssttt short story time: when I first saw your promo it says "Tracker. Hunter. Stalker" but I was scrolling pretty fast so my brain combined it as "Nutcracker" and I kept scrolling but I was thinking "OH well I mean sure technically? but I don't see how that applies to the mu- *scrolls back up* oh OH WAIT" and that kids is how I found this blog I've happily been following the Nutcracker ever since

Well I mean… he’s certainly busted a few nuts.

Lol thank you for telling me this, it amused me as well. And thank you too for following and tolerating this loser. ♥

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Heeyyyy had a pretty crappy week but I saw "euthanize me daddy" and I lost shit in the middle of my college class I had to go outside to compose myself 10/10 thank you for the A+ humor

Aww thank you! I’m glad my antics could amuse you. I hope your week only continues to get better! ♥

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So I heard ya got a reputation of being in dire need of a good beatin´. Or somethin´ else...

Nitro’s optic briefly flares as he scans the new mech disinterestedly, storing away the relevant data for later.

“Heheh, yeah, or something. Why, you trying to offer something.”

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ohh Barri, I love it when you talk dirty~

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bxnecrxsher:

“I’m about to make your day terrible if you don’t frag off.”

“Too late. Already saw your face. The day has been made terrible.”

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omg the little cop is 16 feet tall. do you like em small?

“Nah. Too much of a mood killer having to worry about not squishing ‘em… But this one is a special exception.”

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how tall are you again?

“Twenty-eight feet, approximately.”

[rpmemesupreme-blog]

slip some dirty thoughts about another muse into my askbox and see how my muse reacts.