Parasite.

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[stroebe2]

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[taxeduptrotter]

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[goobersplat]

Vintage Sanrio Cat Stickers

[prodrug]

[toki504]

[scooterplastic]

Gets so mad my pronouns change

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[seven-oh-four]

(sobbing on the floor) i'm amazing digital worthless

[asksloyxp]

Over my amazing digital carcass

[woman-becomer]

*adds something to my cart* I'm about to make an amazing digital purchase

[blemgoid]

Rest in piece to all the soldiers that died in the amazing digital service

I dive in her amazing digital cervix

[bloodhailmp3]

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane