i bet you fantasize about eggs

I'm the Once-ler and if you call me No I will take a hot steamy dump in your cornflakes because you're obviously a huge tool

[marvelous-marka-remade-blog]

I can’t stop laughing at this comment on Bitter’s recent post

Like, at all

[no-ler-blog]

he cant be my kismet if we dont have some kind of rivalry

actually

http://frederickengels.tumblr.com/post/38755598633/blackrom-yo

please notice

the aim is not to gain the upper hand or defeat the other

a kismesis is a rival to which you must be evenly matched

it is not one viewing the other as inferior

to be someones kismesis is to be worthy of being their equal and rival simultaneously

they respect each other despite trying to attain (though never achieve) superiority

your kismesis is your fated nemesis and your true rival

it is a 2 sided relationship in which you express your love by being antagonistic

both parties actually care about the other’s well being

if someone threatens your kismesis you would defend them

i know my quadrants nerd

see im smart

[no-ler-blog]

of all the times to show up

walk into the club like whatup i like eggs

[no-ler-blog]

why did you come back

i never left

[no-ler-blog]

oh man its egg day bring on the hard boiled goodness

[kawozhin-moved-blog]

i finally found it, my senior quote:

[no-ler-blog]

no

-ler

[moxiimutant]

happy oncelerversary yall

those floaty things are supposed to represent the fandom ok

i dont know the first thing about coloring but i have gotten hella better damn

<33333333

[no-ler-blog]

Happy Once-ler day!

wow a a whole day to celebrate me

crack open the capri sun and pull out the monoploy this partys gonna be wild

[no-ler-blog]

 tsunderecatastrophe said: chop it’s head off with an axe and eat it for dinner

that would require me to go back in time and somehow be born in the jungle

[no-ler-blog]

im humming the macarena and this feathery douchebag flies into my window takes a shit and leaves like wow rude i didnt even get a tip

[no-ler-blog]

did someone really send me the lyrics to the macarena

[no-ler-blog]

*Begins dancing to Macarena.* Dance with me!

i have to watch the fish perform the macarena like every week no thanks

[no-ler-blog]

(Heavenly choir voice) One maca two maca three macarena

i think you might be in need of this

http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/l/los_del_rio/macarena.html

[no-ler-blog]

What are the angels singing?

theyre singing.......the macarena

[no-ler-blog]

Really? Mine too! *Throws more bags of imaginary flavored Fritos.*

im just drowning in overwhelming joy oh how the angels sing

[no-ler-blog]

*Throws a bag of Fritos at you.*

oh boy imaginary is my favorite flavor