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@no-longer-osamu
howdy! my name is dazai (not the real guy!) and while work at the agency is slow i decided to try doing one of these for fun! it's totally because i have no work to do and i'm totally not writing this while hiding in a storage closet :D
he/they works for me !
PFP - desaturated trans and aroace flag
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moderator note: do not tag other ask blogs in a shipping way or romantically roleplay that's very weird
headcanons n stuff ! (out of character)
favorite type of coffee ?
(NOT @no-longer-osamu totally)
As bitter as it tastes, black coffee is the only thing that keeps me awake long enough. If I can, I go for something with a bit of caramel taste so it's not that strong.
I hate having to work overtime so often, and yet,,
ango with the caramel frappuccino 👀
I haven't gone out to treat myself to something nice like that in quite a while... perhaps I should?
Ooh I know a place with really good coffee !! I should take you sometime :D
You would really do that? I... would really like that. If you don't mind.
mhm ! I've been wanting to catch up anyways, the day Oda died is coming up anyways so I would like to see you, like the old days ! if that's fine.
Like the old days...
...I would love to. I'm sure he'd be happy to see this, if he could.
sweet ! I'm free whenever :D
favorite type of coffee ?
(NOT @no-longer-osamu totally)
As bitter as it tastes, black coffee is the only thing that keeps me awake long enough. If I can, I go for something with a bit of caramel taste so it's not that strong.
I hate having to work overtime so often, and yet,,
ango with the caramel frappuccino 👀
I haven't gone out to treat myself to something nice like that in quite a while... perhaps I should?
Ooh I know a place with really good coffee !! I should take you sometime :D
You would really do that? I... would really like that. If you don't mind.
mhm ! I've been wanting to catch up anyways, the day Oda died is coming up anyways so I would like to see you, like the old days ! if that's fine.
favorite type of coffee ?
(NOT @no-longer-osamu totally)
As bitter as it tastes, black coffee is the only thing that keeps me awake long enough. If I can, I go for something with a bit of caramel taste so it's not that strong.
I hate having to work overtime so often, and yet,,
ango with the caramel frappuccino 👀
I haven't gone out to treat myself to something nice like that in quite a while... perhaps I should?
Ooh I know a place with really good coffee !! I should take you sometime :D
favorite type of coffee ?
(NOT @no-longer-osamu totally)
As bitter as it tastes, black coffee is the only thing that keeps me awake long enough. If I can, I go for something with a bit of caramel taste so it's not that strong.
I hate having to work overtime so often, and yet,,
ango with the caramel frappuccino 👀
Ok but imagine one of the characters coming into our world and instead of doing anything else, they decide they liked running a blog and writing fanfiction so now they’re writing fanfics about themselves and running a “RP” blog, where they role play themselves not stuck in a different dimension.
what inspired this idea :) ?
BSD except the ADA get yeeted into the dungeon from Dungeon Meshi and have to make their way back up.
they've got this, I believe in them!
Between Dazai’s questionable eating habits and Ranpo being just as picky if not more so than Izutsumi, Senshi’s got his work cut out for him. XD
hey how are my eating habits questionable, Edogawa is no better--
Ranpo actually eats. Sure, it’s mostly snacks and sweets, but he does like meat buns.
You, however, only like canned crab, or am I mistaken?
Not true I eat instant curry and ramen all the time, actually
sure I forget to eat some days but I eat a lot more substantial foods than Edogawa
BSD except the ADA get yeeted into the dungeon from Dungeon Meshi and have to make their way back up.
they've got this, I believe in them!
Between Dazai’s questionable eating habits and Ranpo being just as picky if not more so than Izutsumi, Senshi’s got his work cut out for him. XD
hey how are my eating habits questionable, Edogawa is no better--
guys pleassee where do i get these kinds of clothes in southeast asia.. ;((( ill kiss anyone who tells
dazai from a different universe here, a lot of those shirts are actually easy to diy
just measure where you want the neckline to sit, snip a couple centimeters above that line, then hem it-- you can do this all by hand, I highly recommend learning how to hand sew your clothes will last a whole lot longer
"The death of a person is not just some number. Every one of their lives must have some meaning.
Ango Sakaguchi roleplay blog and ask blog by @rabiesbites
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Ango !
Fukuzawa IS a fan of green day? Even better
Did you ever dress more alternative then? Or did anyone else in the agency?
Not sure why but i can definitely imagine alt Kunikida
[Fukuzawa] "I prefer yukatas."
[Kunikida] "I prefer more professional attire."
[Dazai] "Mind you, Kunikida-kun does have a helix piercing!"
[Kunikida] "No I don't."
[Dazai] "Yes he does! He takes it out for work so people can't rip it out during fights! I'll get a picture for you!" [Dazai starts chasing Kunikida around the office]
[Kunikida] "Go away!!"
he does actually ! I have some photos of us in more casual settings and he has it in :]
Hey guys I fell asleep in @littlejellyfishkyari 's car, if I did or said anything odd feel free to shoot me im normal again but I have a massive headache 💗
WHY ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP IN MY CAR??
I got convinced to get drunk and I regretted it and felt unsafe to sleep on a bench
YOU DIDNT THINK GOING HOME WAS A BETTER IDEA?
I was lost
..HOW DO YOU EVEN NNOW WHAT MY CAR LOOKS LIKE?
It has fih hanging from window
..is it the blue one with the gold flower imprints..?
Yea
shit. im going to have to get a new car then. or a motorcycle. But I dont wanna copy Chuuya's ass.
Why D: I'm not dirty
I DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DIRTY, BUT YOU DEFINITELY AREN'T CLEAN, NIKOLAI. plus, I feel like you placed something in my car.
I am clean! D: and no why would I do that I was drunk
idk man I don't trust drunk people. SIMPLY because of Dazai
hey what did I do :(
EVERY time you're drunk, you practically harass me. I don't trust you anytime you're drunk.
WE'VE MET BEFORE ? ? ? ?
' MY GOSH YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH, DAZAI-KUN. THISS IS WHY I DONT TRUST YOU. '
you didn't answer my question, I have no recollection of meeting you-- I fear I might be being framed again !
' The fuck you mean, AGAIN? '
Doppo never told you ? well, during my entrance exam, I had been framed and they thought I was behind the azure thing
' Ah, well..I guess that makes sense? You're lucky I joined a couple months after you, otherwise I'd probably think it was you too. '
why do I not remember you joining the agency ? are you sure you're really a member and not a spy ? :3c
' I think you were absent during my entrance exam? You were off doing another suicide attempt. also..I..have no idea what you're talking about. '
*incorrect buzzer noise* I remember now ! I believe I was off with Doppo as he wasn't busy that day and wasn't in charge with your entrance exam so we went to a cafe for a little bit, we never got to celebrate after the azure mission so we did so a couple months later
you seem to be sharing blasphemous rumors about me...
‘ Listen here you curb eating perfume drinker, I have horrid memory. I’m not used to people either, man. ‘
‘ ..And i am indeed spreading rumors. Just to spite you! <3 ‘ /j
when have I ever drinked perfume 😟
This is it, I've finally arrived at my destination. A code bought me here, a complex one-- no less.
One day, I found a mysterious note that had been slipped into my pocket. "Solve this." I realized immediately that it was a challenge.
This old-fashioned western manor certainly has an air of mystery... What's waiting for me inside ?
Welcome !
Gahhhh !!!!!! goodbye !!!!!!
Wait, wait--
This is it, I've finally arrived at my destination. A code bought me here, a complex one-- no less.
One day, I found a mysterious note that had been slipped into my pocket. "Solve this." I realized immediately that it was a challenge.
This old-fashioned western manor certainly has an air of mystery... What's waiting for me inside ?
Welcome !
im an adult man who lives a cuteness lifestyle
Hey guys I fell asleep in @littlejellyfishkyari 's car, if I did or said anything odd feel free to shoot me im normal again but I have a massive headache 💗
WHY ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP IN MY CAR??
I got convinced to get drunk and I regretted it and felt unsafe to sleep on a bench
YOU DIDNT THINK GOING HOME WAS A BETTER IDEA?
I was lost
..HOW DO YOU EVEN NNOW WHAT MY CAR LOOKS LIKE?
It has fih hanging from window
..is it the blue one with the gold flower imprints..?
Yea
shit. im going to have to get a new car then. or a motorcycle. But I dont wanna copy Chuuya's ass.
Why D: I'm not dirty
I DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DIRTY, BUT YOU DEFINITELY AREN'T CLEAN, NIKOLAI. plus, I feel like you placed something in my car.
I am clean! D: and no why would I do that I was drunk
idk man I don't trust drunk people. SIMPLY because of Dazai
hey what did I do :(
EVERY time you're drunk, you practically harass me. I don't trust you anytime you're drunk.
WE'VE MET BEFORE ? ? ? ?
' MY GOSH YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH, DAZAI-KUN. THISS IS WHY I DONT TRUST YOU. '
you didn't answer my question, I have no recollection of meeting you-- I fear I might be being framed again !
' The fuck you mean, AGAIN? '
Doppo never told you ? well, during my entrance exam, I had been framed and they thought I was behind the azure thing
' Ah, well..I guess that makes sense? You're lucky I joined a couple months after you, otherwise I'd probably think it was you too. '
why do I not remember you joining the agency ? are you sure you're really a member and not a spy ? :3c
' I think you were absent during my entrance exam? You were off doing another suicide attempt. also..I..have no idea what you're talking about. '
*incorrect buzzer noise* I remember now ! I believe I was off with Doppo as he wasn't busy that day and wasn't in charge with your entrance exam so we went to a cafe for a little bit, we never got to celebrate after the azure mission so we did so a couple months later
you seem to be sharing blasphemous rumors about me...
‘ Listen here you curb eating perfume drinker, I have horrid memory. I’m not used to people either, man. ‘
‘ ..And i am indeed spreading rumors. Just to spite you! <3 ‘ /j
hey man I never insulted you like that :(
Hey guys I fell asleep in @littlejellyfishkyari 's car, if I did or said anything odd feel free to shoot me im normal again but I have a massive headache 💗
WHY ARE YOU FALLING ASLEEP IN MY CAR??
I got convinced to get drunk and I regretted it and felt unsafe to sleep on a bench
YOU DIDNT THINK GOING HOME WAS A BETTER IDEA?
I was lost
..HOW DO YOU EVEN NNOW WHAT MY CAR LOOKS LIKE?
It has fih hanging from window
..is it the blue one with the gold flower imprints..?
Yea
shit. im going to have to get a new car then. or a motorcycle. But I dont wanna copy Chuuya's ass.
Why D: I'm not dirty
I DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DIRTY, BUT YOU DEFINITELY AREN'T CLEAN, NIKOLAI. plus, I feel like you placed something in my car.
I am clean! D: and no why would I do that I was drunk
idk man I don't trust drunk people. SIMPLY because of Dazai
hey what did I do :(
EVERY time you're drunk, you practically harass me. I don't trust you anytime you're drunk.
WE'VE MET BEFORE ? ? ? ?
' MY GOSH YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH, DAZAI-KUN. THISS IS WHY I DONT TRUST YOU. '
you didn't answer my question, I have no recollection of meeting you-- I fear I might be being framed again !
' The fuck you mean, AGAIN? '
Doppo never told you ? well, during my entrance exam, I had been framed and they thought I was behind the azure thing
' Ah, well..I guess that makes sense? You're lucky I joined a couple months after you, otherwise I'd probably think it was you too. '
why do I not remember you joining the agency ? are you sure you're really a member and not a spy ? :3c
' I think you were absent during my entrance exam? You were off doing another suicide attempt. also..I..have no idea what you're talking about. '
*incorrect buzzer noise* I remember now ! I believe I was off with Doppo as he wasn't busy that day and wasn't in charge with your entrance exam so we went to a cafe for a little bit, we never got to celebrate after the azure mission so we did so a couple months later
you seem to be sharing blasphemous rumors about me...
