Queen Of Saigon

Maybe one day we can live in a world without hate and with dank memes

[frontpagewoman]

Yup

[allthesebees-deactivated2019070]

i miss you obama

[goodboygustav]

me, shouting out my window: i crave romance and love and affection!!!

raccoon in the dumpster: you’re trying your best and i respect that, keep it up!!!

[celebrityho]

[closet-keys]

that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

[lmages-remade]

counterpoint: girl scouts

[closet-keys]

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

[lmages-remade]

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

[esoteric-merit]

Actually, I totally have something to add to this. So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house! As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown. So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’ And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?” “My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”. Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.

[esoteric-merit]

Oh right, this. I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night. All his windows were broken.

[kateordie]

THE HEROES WE BARELY DESERVE

[boringchrist]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

SHE WENT THERE

[jessicacapshaw]

working in retail

[bonitapplebumb]

I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry

[polarbong-deactivated20230616]

I didn’t even finish the sentence and I was on board

[deprincessed]

[fozmeadows]

Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing the word for “trophy”, he’d extrapolated a word for “thing you can win”. And then, just now, he held up his empty milk container and said, “Mummy? It’s not rubbish. It’s allowed to be a bottle.” - meaning, effectively, “I want this. Don’t throw it away.” But to an adult ear, there’s something quite lovely about “it’s allowed to be a bottle,” as if we’re acknowledging that the object is entitled to keep its title even in the absence of the original function.

[legit-writing-tips]

Another good post to read for those writing small human characters. 

[jennytrout]

My son was about three when he came to me in the middle of the day and said, “Mommy, there’s a knight behind the bush.” I thought he meant a toy knight or something. So I follow him outside and he goes, “Listen. Do you hear it? It’s night behind the bush.” It was a cricket. A cricket was standing in the little patch of shade under the bush, chirping. So, my son saw this dark area with accompanying nighttime sounds and decided, okay, well, that is a night right there. Their brains are incredible.

[deleted20211121]

My little bean knows she’s two, constantly saying proudly ‘I’m two!’ And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ‘oh shiiiit. She’s three.’ I almost screamed.

[harrysbroadshoulders]

do u ever see a candid photo of urself and realize u actually have zero fucking clue what you really look like

[straightwhiteboyproblems]

[soulful-loving]

[victoryandjustice]

[steveinaspeedo]

[homosexual-supervillain]

relatable 

[garlicnaani]

If you don’t let grief out when it’s a teardrop it will come back as a tsunami

S.S.P //let it out before it breaks through your ribs// (via stardustandmadness)