Sanders Sides Chaos

Stephanie-Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints-22-Slytherin-Sanders Sides Art account: Imagine if You Will

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Patton: *walks into the room*

*looks around*

Logan: *is sitting on the couch*

The other spots are empty

Recliners are empty

No one is on the floor

Patton: *sits right next to Logan*

Patton: Hi Logan

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Sanders Sides Watching a Band Concert

Logan

Is enthralled by the intricacies and pitches of the music

However, because of this, he notices tuning and other errors :/ he only mentions it if it's especially bad

Claps politely between songs, but not between movements (as an audience member should)

Understands and abides by concert etiquette

Dresses for the occasion

He gets there 15 minutes ahead of time to sit in the middle of the theater for optimum sound reception

Understands where the soundwaves move in the auditorium

Keeps a close eye on the program

Wants to engage in musical conversation after the concert

Patton

Is so supportive that it's embarrassing

Really loves his kiddos

Might nod off during the slow songs. In a good way.

Will 100% clap between movements

Gets a program for memories

Likes pop culture and Christmas arrangements

Gets emotional during the good parts

Wants to get a treat afterwards

Janus

Also knows concert etiquette, but is a tad less concerned about it than Logan

Enjoys musical history, but not sitting through a band concert.

Would get bored

Wouldn't clap between the movements

Does not clap long and hard because it's too much work

Was literally dragged to this concert

Dresses a little too well for the occasion

Virgil

Finds the marches to be too cheerful

Notices that no one else is clapping between movements and tries to get Patton to stop

The music makes him feel things.. ew

Unintentionally perceptive of the music

Would engage in musical conversation with Logan

Business casual is the same clothes but his jeans aren't ripped

Might also doze off like Patton

Might also eventually get bored

Roman

Is most likely playing in the concert. But when he's not

Is very uptight about concert etiquette

Trusts Logan in picking a good spot

"Patton, stop clapping! Gosh, you're so embarrassing.."

Would go on an emotional journey with the music, and gets the most out of it

"Virgil, get off your phone!"

Would bring flowers to throw

Wants to thank every musician

Loves to engage in musical conversation after the concert over ice cream

Okay fine, said conversation turns into a debate between History and Technique and Fangirling Over the French Horns

Remus

Is the chaos causing extraordinaire... duh

Would take the flute headpieces and hide them

Breaks all the reeds

Loosens all the stand screws

Steals the bass drum

Would hide bear traps here and there

Would try to put pop rocks in the brass instruments

Would set up a booby trap, where the conductor gets a bunch of dangling flute headjoints to the back of the head

Logan wonders why Remus wants to get there early

Remus sits back down in the audience with his arms full of sheet music

Actually likes the music...

and watching the chaos

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WE ARE SLEEPING ON THE FACT THAT JANUS HAS ORANGE SOCKS

Janus borrowing the orange side's socks 👀😂

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Roman: *asleep*

Remus: *tip toes up*

Remus: N a k e d A u n t P a t t y

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Crack theory: Orange side can shapeshift into an orange

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OH NO THAT MEANS THOMAS ATE THE ORANGE SIDE

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Spoilers for the new episode!!

Remus is a My Little Pony

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Hot take: Sanders Sides bloopers are like Thomas's fanon content

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I bet that Logan Sanders recites the scientific method like the Pledge of Allegiance

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Update: He actually recites the Fitness Gram Pacer Test

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I love how Logan can’t clean up for Thomas but Remus CAN create Rube Goldberg traps all over the apartment

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SOMEONE HECKING FINALLY SAID IT THANK YOU

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Sanders Sides Stranded on a Island

Logan

Knows what plants and animals are poisonous

Would immediately build a branch fort with Roman's help

Knows first aid

Writes SOS on the ground with rocks

SOS smoke signals

Carries a book, for some reason, to pass the time

Knows how to purify water

Generally calm

Tries to see if there is a group of people on the island that can help them

Knows how to open a coconut

Admires the stars on the cliff by night

Makes a schedule to have people take turns watching the fire and for any possible passerby

Roman

"We're going on an adventure!"

Wants to explore the island

Takes so many pictures until his phone dies

Can open a coconut… after many attempts and giving up first

Would help Logan with the fort, but he wants to make it luxurious

Would eat a poisonous plant on accident

Deep conversations with Logan on the cliff by night

Swims in the ocean

Drinks all the purified water

Would begrudgingly take a shift making the smoke signals

Would spell out full length musical in morse code

Sunbathes

"Look, I weaved a functional hammock out of banana leaves!" *falls out of hammock*

Patton

General worry

Wants everyone to be comfortable

Wants to learn how to open a coconut

Helps where he can, which means he probably boils and purifies a lot of water

Wants to make the fort cute and fun

After many tries and failed attempts, Patton finally purifies the water correctly

Would wash everybody's clothes because he's nice

Would care for the sides who eat poisonous plants or drink bad water

Would also eat a poisonous plant on accident

Would make a salad out of poisonous plants on accident, giving himself moral conflict

Roman would eat said salad

Despite his good intentions, Patton is not allowed to cook

Knows how to start a fire, but not how to stop it

Hangs out with Virgil a lot

Virgil

Many much distress

We're going to die on this island

Is helpful with washing clothes and cooking with supervision

Logan teaches him how to open a coconut

Likes looking at the stars on the cliff by night

But it's mostly panicking over whether they're going to die or not

Would be scared to eat or drink anything unless Logan says it's ok

Spends a lot of time in the fort

His phone doesn't work and he's mad about it

Draws in the sand

Looks for airplanes and passerby way more than he probably should

Remus

Would eat poisonous plants on purpose

Would try to get everyone else to eat poisonous plants

Tearing through the island to discover a tribe and reek havoc

Would pee in front of everyone :3

Would try to pee in the drinking water.. Unsuccessfully (thanks, Logan and Janus)

Stranded in the buff

Skinny dipping in the ocean

Janus

Would take the last coconut

Would help with the smoke signal and SOS rocks

"Y'know, you really shouldn't be eating that salad."

Also knows how to open a coconut

Likes to freak out Virgil more

Every man for himself

"I didn't wait three hours for this drinking water to watch you pee in it!!"

The tribe the sides find thinks Janus is a god

Would abandon the others if given the opportunity

Logan and Janus are in competition for dominance most of the time

His snake side lives for the sun, but his human side would buuurn baby burn

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Roman: Shazam!

Roman: ...

Roman: Dang it

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Virgil, throwing controller on the ground: Ugh! I hate fortnite!

Roman: I hate fortnite too!

Virgil: ... Do you actually hate fortnite or do you hate that I'm not giving you attention?

Roman: 😥👉👈

Virgil: *continues playing*

Roman: NO GIVE ME ATTENTION 😠😭

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How POF should've gone down

Roman: Your name is Janus??

Roman: More like J-anus because you're a butthole :D

Janus: >:0

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Patton: *sees Jake on the ground*

Patton: Aw, are you lost?

Jake:

Patton: Whose kiddo are y-

Jake: *blep*

Patton: jANUS COME GET YOUR CHILD

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UMMM I HAVE 100 FOLLOWERS ON TUMBLR?? Holy cow, thanks guys! 😭 You're awesome!! Keep sending sanders sides asks!

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*The pots and pans fall in the kitchen*

Roman and Remus: Uh oh

Virgil, storming in: GUYS WHAT THE F-

Patton: *peers through binoculars*

Virgil: *looks over his shoulder*

Virgil: -FRICK ARE YOU DOING??

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TW: mention of going to h*ll? Katie and I were dying with laughter over this idea, but it does have a Catholic base. I mean no offense, whatsoever, to Catholicism or to the Pope. If anyone find this disrespectful, please let me know! But it's probably not going to instagram lol

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Janus, the pope: So.. why have you come in to repent today?

Remus: Between the hours of 3am and 6am today, I said the f word 9 times.

Janus: Is that so?

Remus: Yes. The first three were done by my own free will and choice, used in context and shamelessly. The next six were also by my own free will and choice, but six times in a row, though also shamelessly. Would you like me to demonstrate?

Janus: No.

Remus: Very well, let's move on to the b word.

Janus: No need.

Janus: *writes an x in his paper*

Janus: YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN

Janus: YOU ARE GOING TO H*LL

Remus: YIPPEEEEE *claps in delight*

*Patton comes in, tears running down his face*

Janus: What brings you here, Patton?

Patton: Please forgive me for I have sinned... *cries a little*

Janus: Do tell.

Patton: I was trying to say that I had an itch..

Janus: Yeah?

Patton: ..but my lips were too close together and I accidentally made the 'buh' sound 😭😭 and it sounded like I said the b word.. *sobs*