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Noah 31 he/him Lives in Connecticut

[explicitcherry]

the rumors are true, i am an angel.

[javert]

i think we should stop having "kink at pride" discourse and START having "kink at the 4th of july" discourse. for no reason other than that it would be very funny

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[segamascott]

[s-o-r-i-n]

incredibly on brand for nintendo fans to spend two whole decades screaming crying and throwing up begging for a full remake of ocarina of time with entirely new hd graphics and now that nintendo has announced one its nonstop complaining that it's ugly and bad based solely off of one (1) shot that was shown for five seconds

[foxes-in-love]

[afurioushawk]

[afurioushawk]

[frustratedasatruar]

Real and growing possibility of him dying live on tv and nobody in the room noticing for minutes on end.

Likes charge, reblogs cast.

[theropodfan-deactivated20241023]

[luwha]

[evergreen-femme]

[commiescummie]

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

[teacupfulofstarshine]

other favorites include

- “moo juice!”

- E G G - G I E

- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR

[only-in-movies]

- Floof powder

[angryalliterations-deactivated2]

F I R E

[xanthumn]

[agoddamnedrayofsunshine]

Other highlights:

“It doesn’t tell ya how to eat it, so I don’t know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back” (about the very phallic looking candle salad)

“This pie is referred to as a chiffon. Now what does that mean? It means it was written by a white person.”

“We take our can of Spam and we cry :)”

“This doesn’t need salt it needs help!”

[zwoelffarben]

“I’m going to assume we have the same size package, although the last time I assumed that I wound up stunned and quite self-conscious.”

[acfan120]

“DEMON BABY!!”

(x)

[cd-call-official-blog]

“Nothing says the holidays like AMBIGUOUS MEAT!”

[hotdoghowitzer]

He has multiple cookbooks published now. I own one.

[animentality]

[eventually--darling]

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[wheelzyx]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[were--ralph]

they slayed

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[thickness-protection-program]

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[bippysaurus-rex]

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.