This woman had been standing there for like ten minutes explaining why she smelled. Originally, Frisk hadn’t been listening, but they found themself eavesdropping before the conversation was done. The poor NPC who had been forced to listen to the whole thing. They didn’t look like they were having a good time. Perhaps Frisk should free them.
“Excuse me miss, but I would like to hear the benefits of not bathing.” Frisk gave the NPC a freeing look, and before long, they were gone. The child accepted their fate. Through hardwork and determination, they could get through this.
“I mean, why would you want to? It takes up so much time during the day. You’re got twenty four hours in a day. The average person is expected to sleep about eight of that. then you’ve got work for about eight more hours. Eight left. Then there’s house work. I’d say give two hours for that. Food? Tack on another hour. Five hours left. Now, consider if you had to take work home with you. Two more hours gone. Now, add in social time wth friends and family. Two more hours. And time for yourself? the remaining hour. And baths take a whole half hour. That’s not much left.”
A rather joyous look would appear in her eyes as she turned to the kid. Finally! Someone who wanted to learn why it’d be so useless to take a bath now when you could just do so later! Oh this was a bright kid, she was definitely seeing potential in this kid.
❝ Exactly! I one hundred percent agree with ya kid! ❞ She’d cross her arms while nodding her head a lot with a grin on her face. ❝ You should just only take a bath if you got a day off or something you know? I mean if you got no work going on, no plans, no friends to hang out with, might as well just take a bath then! Totally wasting a day if you’re taking a bath everyday, or every other day, or even every week! ❞
❝ I think the only hygiene we need to care about is our teeth. Because obviously you don’t want your teeth to rot out or something like that. And then maybe hair too, because hair is nice to have. But skin? Eh, nothing special. ❞ Didn’t they have mud baths for your skin too though? So if you wanted a bath in mud, why yell at others when they’re dirty and stinky? Obviously they were getting dirty and stinky themselves if they were taking a bath in mud. What was that even supposed to do for you anyway? She’d have to look into that another time when she wasn’t busy building stuff.
❝ You ain’t too bad kid, takes a bright one to see through the potential of not having a bath. How about I make ya a robot cat or something, I’m really good at building stuff like that! Anything you want! You can even help me come up with the designs and build it if you wanna. It’ll be totally lemon squeezy easy stuff. ❞
