shitpostgenerator sentence starters
â Â please donât feel the buttplug. Â â
â Â why are you screaming at pasta? Â â
â Â you canât trust angry taxes. Â â
â Â where are the friends? Â â
â Â avoid father. Â â
â Â i fucked capitalism. Â â
â Â *punches your cops while i save me from kinkshaming evil cash* Â â
â Â buddy i aam afraid. Â â
â Â but can your wicked sick republican mail your friends my communist gender? Â â
â  i canât believe a sjw fucked the moon  â
â Â judge the nut. Â â
â Â warning: controversial horses. Â â
â Â what is the ass man? Â â
â Â i need to know if i can suck your mozzarella stick. Â â
â Â destroy the moon. Â â
â Â you are rude and libertarian and canât have your drugs dissapointed. Â â
â Â here we kinkshame worthless dead kinkshaming. Â â
â Â i will not suck a certain snowman. Â â
â Â i have become a fool. Â â
â Â fuck you, tiffany. Â â
â Â do aliens eat ass? Â â
â Â i am the first werewolf to feel regrets. Â â
â Â can communists find me? Â â
â Â who put a fish on my kinky train? Â â
â Â who put shitty pizza on my miserable corpse? Â â
â Â why are tragedies so heterosexual? Â â
â Â can raccoons feel me? Â â
â Â here we bully the capitalist government. Â â
â Â i donât want to suffer anymore. Â â
â Â suddenly children. Â â
â Â go on a date with bees. Â â
â Â half disappointment, half snowman. Â â
â Â how to prevent a husband. Â â
â Â please stop disappointing bees. Â â
â Â large dick ruined by blender. Â â
â Â fuck dudes who lie about bread. Â â
â Â i was aroused by my hat. Â â
â Â this fruit wants to be known as âthe lord of weedâ. Â â
â Â location: forest. Â â
â Â can i doxx a bear? Â â
â Â itâs okay to confess your feelings for garbage. Â â
â Â way too many spiders. Â â
â Â look at this incredibly naked man. Â â
â Â are we all a titty? Â â
â Â i will vore my way out of hell to fuck up the sentient god of cops. Â â
â Â burn in hell. Â â
â Â you need to not date trash. Â â
â Â my goal is to straight up suffer. Â â