imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away

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imagine how good it must feel to press a gun to your temple after a bad day and just hold it there with your eyes closed for a few minutes before sighing and putting it away
ālol why are you following the boobs and ass artistā why do you think Iām following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too
Silence, hetero š¦š„
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before you stab someone: THINK!
how can you make it Tender?
how can you make it Homoerotic?
how can you make it Implicitly intimate?
how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?
how can you make it Kind of gay?
sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead
i like subtle nuanced themes as much as the next guy but you can't argue with the bong joon ho method of hitting you in the face with a sledgehammer
no subtleties just āi want to blow up trump with a bombā and we all said hell yeah
I'm looking at this soup my partner made and packed me for lunch and I'm like. This is the most beautiful soup in the world. This soup is so packed full of love, all the love I'm lacking in, a physical manifestation of his care and protection and love for me, all the ways he values me and it's like. I'm in the lunch room crying over this soup. What did I do to deserve this soup. What did I do to deserve this soup.
From the Wikipedia page on loons
the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
this poem is about being nonbinary.
Reject reading social cues!! Embrace collecting personal intel via the mycorrhizal network that connect us all.
anyway, i merged my consciousness with the Mycelium. dig your fingers into wet soil if you need to contact me.
hi, I'd like the Kirkwall's Biggest Hugger With The Most Un-Huggable Armor extra large combo meal, thanks
me signing off every post
sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium
Francium IS a stupid element. It has a half life of 22 minutes and barely exists at all, only naturally occurring as a product of the extremely rare alpha decay series ²³āµU ā ²³¹Th ā ²³¹Pa (š· decay) ā ²²ā·Ac ā ²²³Fr (1.38% chance). Thereās less than a gram of it on earth at any given moment. It has no uses to anybody and it isnāt even the most reactive group 1A element due to relativistic effects fucking up its electron binding energies. Stupid substance.
If you somehow asked a genie to get you a gram of Francium in a sealed vial so you could do an experiment with it, the genie would just give it to you because the enormous amount of radioactivity it produces would instantly vaporize the sample and cook you alive. Absolute dogshit isotope and its synthetic siblings are just the same but worse
found the guy
In a move surprising absolutely no one, JKR has now added asexual people to her list of people to mock and bully online. While obviously this is nowhere near the amount of vitriol she aims towards trans women in particular, it's continued evidence of her bigotry and yet another reason not to support or engage with the new HP show if her continued transmisogyny still wasn't enough.
Anyway fuck HP and fuck JKR.
Not to go off on main too much but god fucking dammit do i hate this bitch like... I don't care about anyone's nostalgia or whatever, if you're still giving this rancid crusty piece of shit money you need to seriously examine your life choices like just fuckin stop for a minute and think if holding on to that particular piece of your childhood is worth empowering a woman who hates anyone different from her and her narrow-minded view of what the human experience can be
And mark my fuckin words it's not gonna stop here. They'll come for all of us eventually, every single letter of the god damned alphabet, and then some.