[nobody escapes.]

selective indie rp blog 18+ (follows from hipstersbleedroses) rp blog muse: col. wilhelm klink from the sitcom hogan's heroes [BIO.] [RULES.] [VERSES.]

[nobodyescapess]

[disclaimer/content warning.]  the pro-third-reich views expressed on this blog are for fictional purposes only. i., the author, do not personally support nor condone these views. actual nazis will be blocked and reported.  for further information see [rules.]

[tlirsgender]

I joke about being mean and evil but then people are Actually just genuinely shitty and I’m like. Doesn’t it make you feel bad when you act like that

[bluelivesaintshit]

Just want everyone to know when I say ‘evil’ I really just mean “villainous and campy like a cartoon antagonist”

[mlm-werewolf]

I see no reason why I can’t be both the love interest and the antagonist

[forestgospel]

harder,,.. b-better.., *sniff* fa-faster,,, stron- *starts sobbing*

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[plantanarchy]

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[aresmarked]

[A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

[noodles-07]

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don't know how to flirt like a regular person

[sobeitjay2]

*Kisses you on cheek and looks you deep the eyes* One day you will betray  me its ok i know 

[unfuck-it]

you fucked up

idk what you’re referring to but probably

[lavenderandlilacs]

*does a gay little dance that makes the superspy im holding hostage fall in love with me*

[hhcaps]

[nobodyescapess]

i’ll say this once: this blog is of a character from a 1960s sitcom that was explicitly designed to make fun of nazis. thats the entire point of it. 

[nobodyescapess]

gimme a week or two and this blog will be active again

[moon-yean]

today in history » 9 november, the german “day of fate” (schicksalstag)

[frawgs]

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

[lukas-musings]

 Honestly, it’s easier To let myself 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚𝙩

[deadly-dxll]

505 - Arctic Monkeys