Night at the Museum (2006) dir. Shawn Levy
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Night at the Museum (2006) dir. Shawn Levy
Happy Pride everyone!!
I mean the whole damn point of the Nativity story is that the supposed son of God (interpret Jesus how you fucking want, of course) was born to a couple of poor, exhausted peasants in the stable for the inn, and his first bed was a feeding trough for animals. That would nowadays be like a poor couple where the mother gives birth in a parking garage behind the motel because they couldn’t find a better place and nobody else would take them in. It’s a pretty gritty setting, and the idea is that God was reborn in some of the rock-bottom lowest circumstances. The only thing majestic was all the angels and shit, and of course motherly love
I get that a lot of the art portraying Madonna and Child as fabulously wealthy europeans in splendid robes and golden light was meant to glorify God + whichever nobility was sponsoring the artist, and while of course it’s genuinely beautiful art, it just always struck me as horribly missing the point, which is that the supposed son of God started in incredibly humble circumstances, among the kind of people that everyone else looks down on
‘Massacre des Innocents’ by Leon Cogniét, 1824. Although the Feast of the Holy Innocents is in a couple of days time, this painting is still really relevant in that it portrays Mary as how She really was: a scared refugee mum, so fearful that Her son was going to be one of the Innocents killed by King Herod.
My new favorite mordern interpretation is this work, José y Maria by Everett Patterson (http://www.everettpatterson.com)
this are the ones that took me a bit more of time
Since this account in new I’ll try to post some of my old stuff so it’s not,,, totally empty
Anywho, Camilla and Sex Pal hanging out bc I would die for their happiness
So are you one of the chads who's been using "the locked tomb" or "tlt" tags from the beginning, or are you one of the suckers who's now stuck with "locked tomb trilogy" or "the locked tomb trilogy"
Button busting by making a lil dragon 🐉
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[Image Description: A greyscale drawing of Eric Chapman, a tall light-skinned man with wavy shoulder-length blonde hair in a button up shirt and black slacks, and Rudyard Funn, a shorter, thinner man with short black hair in a center part wearing a black suit jacket and slacks. Eric has Rudyard in a headlock and as pointing at him with a furious grin. Rudyward is yelling angrily with a flushed face.
Eric: “HA! You like me!”
Rudyard: “Georgie (bold) kill.” End ID]
friendship is a curse and georgie cannot save him now
make chapman worse 2022
[Image Description: Two-panel comic that slowly flashes bright blue and pink. Panel 1: Rudyard Funn, wearing a nightgown and night cap, grumpily looks out his window at a flashing Chapman’s across the street.
Rudyard: It’s 10:30 PM, do people have no self-control?
Panel 2: Eric Chapman sits at the bar in his building with his head on the bar and a neutral expression. Above his head are the words “NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY NOBODY” rocking back and forth in time with the color change. End ID]
s4 prediction: my god im so lonely
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[Image Description: A colored digital drawing of several characters from Wooden Overcoats. In the foreground, Antigone Funn and Georgie Crusoe are nervously walking away in winter clothing with Madeline the mouse riding on Georgie’s hat. Georgie looks mildly irritated. Antigone is fixing her scarf with a mitten-covered hand. In the brighter background, Eric Chapman is holding Rudyard Funn by the collar agains a stable and maniacally shoving a food-filled hand into Rudyard’s face. Rudyard is leaning back and has a fist full of food prepped in one hand. Both have food on their faces. In the top right corner are the words “Merry Christmas” in cursive. End ID]
THE BOYS ARE FIGHTINGGGG
working on a winter-y thing for tma but it’s crisis time
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Craft stores are just like "can I interest you in some...objects? some items? would you like some things?" and every time I'm like Oooh I love objects and items and things!
but in a good way
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it’s weird that people who don’t want kids are always asked why they don’t want kids, as if there has to be a reason
I HATE that question because no matter what you answer? They’re gonna start arguing with you. You don’t like kids? Oh, but it’s different when it’s your own! You don’t have time/money? Oh, your parents/friends/government can help you! You think you’d be a bad parent? Oh don’t worry I’m sure you’d be GREAT! You want to focus on your career? Oh, but you’d still have time for that after, your clock is ticking, what if you’re too late. What if you regret.
That conversation always ends up exhausting because you’re always put in a position where you have to defend your decision. Fuck that noise. If someone asks you about it, either don’t give them shit (”I just don’t” “I’m not interested” “It’s not up for debate”) or, if you want to be mean, turn the question back on them and needle them about why they are so adamant about having kids. But yeah in general it’s just best to not engage.
question for science
other than toxic or sexyback, which song would you murder someone to?