[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[ntrider]

potion that turns the user into Saber for 5 hours

[ntrider]

[forces you to drink it]

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Are you talking about like a sword. Like the things that they used in the 19th century?

[ntrider]

look up "Saber" in google images

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Ok. So potion that turns into generic looking anime woman. She looks like a minor character in BlazBlue.

[ntrider]

how the fuck do you know what BlazBlue is but you've never seen Saber before

[catdotwav]

whatever you call this

[talbas]

[helen-epic]

Lunarian Helen Theory

[seobot]

[tlirsgender]

Maybe one day we can stop moralizing the concept of privilege & everyone will get normaler about being told they have relative privilege over other people. Like literally everyone everywhere in some way. It's fine. Being aware of it can't hurt you

[tlirsgender]

There's such an endless chorus of outraged "but what if I'm poor? What if I'm autistic" and it's like. Ok. You're not getting this at all let's just start over

[ilovecats4ever]

welcome to the future

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

this is actually horrific right? we can all agree about that?

I'd never thought I needed to be paranoid about the fact that photos I share on social media might be turned into memes in a discord run by JuicyBigNut but that's what existing in a public space as a black person is like! not to mention the fact that they don't even know who the man in the picture, yet we know who first spread it and no one has beaten that guy to death yet

[transfemininomenon]

saddest string of words ive ever read please get some self respect baby girl

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[sovietnam]

[itsc]

another post from facebook marketplace btw plus commentary from @brofisting

[jibunbosh]

great painter Yoshihide has been instructed to create a painting on a folding screen for the Lord of Horikawa depicting Tumblr dot com.

[zoesupreme]

[toskarin]

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

[toskarin]

putting "don't you dare" in the XP count but still explaining how one would go about fighting jimothy the raccoon, a random animal with a spinal condition, is killing me

[girlballs]

Tumblr is awesome.

[pseudomantis]

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

[pseudomantis]

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

[jonnywaistcoat]