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âWithout pain, how would they know pleasure?â
Tango Evelynn & Tango Twisted Fate
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, if you wanna make TF and Eve have a background, do it my dude. <3
Gold Cards are best, they hold you in place.All the time and effort I put into this has gone to waste.Iâll write what I want, I always do.But itâs not like this news doesnât sting, my dude.
A rioter on the boards that TF and Eve's previous relationship is completely non-canon because "TF would not survive such an encounter" (i may be somewhat misquoting that). So that's why there's no interaction. However, the canon AU that the tango skins are based in is still fully intact so there's that. Sorry man.
// I didnât find that exact quote but
As the third annual âCut a Rug Invitationalâ goes underway, Evelynn wonders to herself why she even comes to these things anymore. Forget a good dance, she canât even get a good meal. All these stringy idiots wouldnât know a Flamenco Step if it impaled them through the foot. Though sheâs surprised to see more than one wallflower here. She canât quite see his face from his hat tilted so low, but she knows a rich man when she sees one. That suit is tailor made and incredibly expensive, nothing that hugs that tightly and yet pulls off such sharp elegant lines could be bought with anything less than inheritance or blood money. Thatâs just the spice this night needed. Sheâs not too lost in thought to realize heâs approaching her. Heâs noticed her watching and decided to reciprocate. Like a moth to a flame. Dust flitters from her fingertips and in the dark haze away from the spotlights on the center of the dance floor, floats imperceptibly around her. He takes a big inhale before he says anything. Hook, line, and sinker.
âI didnât think anyone elseâd show up without a partner.â
Interesting accent. Though sheâs been around enough to pin it down. âYouâre a long way from the slaughter docks, sailor.â That gets a laugh out of him, the dust is working faster than she thought. âHowâs about we skip the pleasantries anâ show these kids how itâs done?â Sheâd play coy, but no one would wear a dress like this and stilettos if they werenât prepared to dance. âYou think you can keep up with me?â She sees the edges of his grin peek out from the rim of his hat, lifting to see the green glint in his eyes for the first time. âIâm itchinâ tâ try.â
It was a night to remember, to say the least. So many of the contestants broke into sweats itâs hard to tell if this was a dance or an exhibition. The way the two of them moved itâs like theyâve been doing this for years. Old lovers rekindling a star of passion and ecstasy that extended well beyond the dance floor. Whether it was frustration or excitement, she couldnât handle being lead anymore. Taking full control as she always does, he was more than willing to oblige. She was rough with him. Aggressive in so many more ways than one and he never told her to stop. The scars she left all over his body will never heal properly, and he wore them like badges of honor. If she werenât so satisfied, she wouldâve had to put genuine thought into whether or not to kill him. Itâd be a waste, she rationalized, and she could always do it later when he stopped being fun.
But he never did. The gifts were nice, she made good use of his deep pockets to get all the things she couldnât be bothered to steal, but what surprised her more was the aftercare. Touchy feely is definitely not her forte, and she doesnât even try even after her more sadistic of ventures, but after a quiet moment of bandaging and applying any salves or healing tonics he has stored up he gets.... Affectionate. Sickeningly affectionate. She thought it was the dust to begin with, she had dosed him occasionally to keep him in a haze about the more painful side of her play, but he kept doing it. Even without her intervention. Itâs curious to her, curious enough to make her experiment. Sheâd push his limits. Press his buttons with a a clawed edge and really drive it home. Hurt him in ways that will permanently scar him. Ways that, to this day, havenât healed properly and will always buzz with a low-level discomfort at best. Ways that border, edge, and go beyond torture. Degrading him, humiliate him, strip him down to the bone to see what kind of person is really there. And each and every time, after a small moment to lick his wounds. Heâd be... Affectionate. Sickeningly affectionate. Enough to give her pause, to make her question. Sheâs never had a toy this resilient, and heâs never even uttered their safe word as a joke, like sheâd listen. No matter what she does he doesnât so much as complain. She thought mortals were predictable, she thought all mortals had a breaking point. Sheâs not even getting pleasure out of this anymore, the more she presses the more affectionate he is. Why?
What game is he playing? Whatâs his goal?
Just who does he think he is? She corners him, one day. Pinning him to the bed, enough with the glamors, no more illusions, claws wrapped around his biceps. She has to know. Heâs not an idiot, sheâs made sure of that. She wouldnât have enjoyed herself half as much if his wit wasnât as sharp. Heâs smiling, is she not baring her fangs enough? How are you supposed to look intimidating to a man like this? âStartinâ a lilâ early, arenât we?â âWhy?â The words catch in her mouth, sheâs so angry she can barely think straight. So many questions theyâre fighting to escape her tongue.
âWhy what?â âWhy do you let me do this to you? You scream and you wail but you never say stop. Iâve done things to you that no one should be able to stomach, let alone enjoy, Why?!â âAinât it obvious?â The words slide around her like a comforting hand, something sheâs so unfamiliar with. âI love you.â She almost retches, sheâd laugh if he wasnât so stupid. Maybe she misjudged him. This is it, she thinks, sheâs going to kill him. âAre you this dense? Itâs the Dust, you idiot. You donât love me, I made you think you do.â Heâs chuckling. Why is he laughing? At a time like this?! Her claws extend, tearing holes into the bed slowly. âYou have to know, donât you? You canât not know what I am.â
âSugar, Iâve always known.â Her heart stops. She thought sheâd been stringing him along. Leaving him too deluded to realize or in a deep enough haze to care. âYou donât approach a lady like you without knowinâ what yerâ gettinâ into.â âYou what?â
She slides off of him, and he sits up. She catches herself admiring the way his hair falls over his face for a moment, snapping back to look in his eyes. The conversation seems to last an eternity. He details every little bit of how he came to fall for her, and despite his better nature and even his survival instincts all the times he stayed rather than leave when he had the chance. Sheâd thought, all this time, she was poisoning him. But the very fact she hadnât killed him has proven she was being poisoned, too. Itâs why, in that moment, she couldnât bring herself to drive her claws into his throat. Every fiber of her being resisted, which was so unlike her she couldnât understand. Where along the way did she stop leading?
She disappeared for days, as was her prerogative. His home was always open to her and he always knew sheâd be back, but this was a lot longer than usual. Not to sew the seeds of longing as she usually had. Each moment apart was an agony she was unfamiliar with, and she detested the aching she felt in the pit of her gullet. Itâs not hunger, it was so much worse.
Itâs only after days deliberation did she realize what she held in her hands. With fingers like daggers she cradled the thought as carefully as she could manage. Laboring over itâs impact and weight. She knew what infatuation was, she was acutely aware of how to stimulate a feeling love-adjacent with a few chemical triggers. Everything manageable, always in control. Yet he had her pegged from the moment they locked eyes, and decided to stay. She did underestimate him. She didnât give him nearly enough credit. He saw her for what she was and could still say that without a hint of sarcasm and without a whiff of chemical encouragement.
âI love you.â She held real, unselfish, unconditional love in the palm of her hand. At any other moment she wouldâve relished in the delightful agony killing him would bring. The pain of heartbreak and the despair of betrayal as life left his eyes. Itâd be fitting, only fair for him after all heâs done to her. But how could she destroy something so valuable?
In the end she never was one for touchy feely. She still isnât. She knew the rumors would rise and people would talk, but he wouldnât. He was a man of character despite himself, and if anyone would keep tight lipped it would be him. They could go back to their personas, go back to their lives as they knew it and pretend none of this mattered. That none of it had an such a powerful effect on each other. She did the nicest thing she could think of, and broke his heart.
âTHE SPLASH HER VOICE LINES HER VOICE EVERYTHING IS SO GOOD AAAHâ
âOh shit the Eve Rework! Maybe now Riot will hard confirm anything about their relationship, if it still happened or no-â No Interactions No mention in lore Lore isnât posted yet but Iâm not holding my breath
Hello Sweetness
nobodytouchesthehat:
Against his better nature he does the trick she likes so much. Riffling a red card from his sleeve and flicking the corner with his thumb. A small flame neatly burning at the edge he touched and holding it to her cigarette. As itâs lit he gives it a cursory flick and as it leaves his hand the flame consumes the rest of it leaving nothing behind, not even ash. Above them, the card served a second purpose. A circle of cards much smaller than necessary to transport a humanoid flutters into existence, and her coat descends less than gracefully into his waiting palm. Holding it out to her with all the respect heâs willing to give her. âI quit smokinâ, case you forgot.â This tango of respect and cold distancing doesnât quite give her the wiggle room she wanted, but the fact that he came at all could be something to work.
âI always try to offer anywaysâŠon the off chance youâll misbehave.â She winks, and her lips part to put the cigarette between them.
Itâs all a show, really. Damn him, heâs cheated her out of the game again. She needed to re-examine why she liked the gamblers so much when they did shit like this. She never had liked to lose.
She pocketed the spare cig and gingerly took the mess of studded leather from him and slipped it over her shoulders, not bothering to actually slide her arms into the sleeves. She blows smoke from her nose and removes the cigarette from her lips and leans forward just enough to eliminate the bubble of his personal space. âYou were very good today. You never have really lost your touch. If they pay me more than heâs worth, I may just bring you a gift. You still like that one top shelf brandy, donât you? The name will come to me.âÂ
She leans even closer, the tip of her nose a few inches from his own. âThank you for your help, Sweetness. You may just see me again soon enough. Weâll see.â
He doesnât like how close sheâs getting, and she knows it. Heâs getting a whiff of her perfume, bringing on his baser desires and more shameful emotions. It has been a while since theyâve seen each other and itâs been a while in general. Heâs not drunk enough to willingly tell her off, and more than that what could he say thatâd make her actually stay away that wouldnât end in his decapitation? He likes his head, thank you very much. Itâs where he keeps his hats. âGuess I donât have much say in this either way, do I?â A test, maybe? Itâs not a no, but itâs a reluctant yes. To his memory sheâs liked it better when he actively surrenders, not when he just gives up. Heâs not sure when he got so comfortable with being hunted, but heâll hate himself later. He always does.
Hello Sweetness
nobodytouchesthehat:
Heâd long since turned around before she started. He calls it keeping a lookout but anyone with a lick of sense would take one look at the carnage and decide itâd be better if they didnât see anything. You never get used to the sickening crunch of bone and slick gushing of blood. The pained pleas of mercy drowned out by the guttural sputters of air leaving their newly created openings. Then, silence. And the click of her heels. It was over, and he could breathe a sigh of relief. Pushing off from the wall he was leaning against. Her thanks are wasted, he was about to weasel out of his involvement with the common, tried and true methodologies. Mutual enemy, mutually beneficial, I barely did anything, etc. But that last little question ticks him off just the right way. The audacity of it alone is enough to make him laugh. Itâs nothing less than heâd expect from her, she always did look after number one, so why wouldnât she abdicate her responsibility at any opportunity? Remove herself from the situation like he just had a psychotic episode and left her stunned in an alley for absolutely no reason and without provocation in the slightest. Taking care of herself, mentally, physically, emotionally. Itâs what sheâs best at after all. The laughter peters out as he rubs his cheek. Like most things involving Evelynn he made himself sad almost instantly, and sighs to himself. Heâs too tired to argue, and indulging her is always easier. Must be his natural state, indulging her. âSure. Iâm sorry you stole my hat.â
It wasnât the reaction sheâd expected, nor the one she wanted. That wasnât the tone of laugh that she liked to hear. More wheedling would be required.
âIt was only a tease. No need to overreact. You were going to get it back. Just like me getting my jacket back.â She closes the gap between them slowly, stepping around any rivulets of blood still remaining on the cobblestones. She tucked the long magenta strand of one of her bangs behind a pointed ear once she stopped next to him. She looked where he did. Nobody out here. Good. No cleanup necessary. The sump-snipes would handle the goons pockets, and if they were still alive after that, the rats would handle the rest.
âDid you bring it with you? Or are you going to take me home to go get it?â She kept her tone playful, despite the fact he obviously did not want to play her game. It didnât matter. Sheâd make him a player eventually. She cocked a hip and rustled around in another pocket to find her silver cigarette case. She removed two, then slid the case back into her pocket. She took one, but her other hand slid up his back and rested onto his shoulder, with the extra between her fingers.
Yes. Take me back to your place.
âWant it?â
Against his better nature he does the trick she likes so much. Riffling a red card from his sleeve and flicking the corner with his thumb. A small flame neatly burning at the edge he touched and holding it to her cigarette. As itâs lit he gives it a cursory flick and as it leaves his hand the flame consumes the rest of it leaving nothing behind, not even ash. Above them, the card served a second purpose. A circle of cards much smaller than necessary to transport a humanoid flutters into existence, and her coat descends less than gracefully into his waiting palm. Holding it out to her with all the respect heâs willing to give her. âI quit smokinâ, case you forgot.â This tango of respect and cold distancing doesnât quite give her the wiggle room she wanted, but the fact that he came at all could be something to work.
RULES: YOU CAN ONLY SAY GUILTY OR INNOCENT. Â YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING UNLESS SOMEONE MESSAGES YOU OR ASKS YOU. REPOST DONâT REBLOG!!
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Asked someone to marry you? GUILTY Kissed one of your friends? INNOCENT Danced on a table in a bar/tavern? GUILTY Ever told a lie? GUILTY Had feelings for someone whom you canât have? GUILTY Ever kissed someone of the same sex? GUILTY Kissed a picture? INNOCENT Slept in until 5pm? GUILTY Fallen asleep at work/school? GUILTY Held a snake? GUILTY Been suspended from school? INNOCENT Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? INNOCENT Stolen something? GUILTY Been fired from a job? GUILTY Done something you regret? GUILTY Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? INNOCENT Caught a snowflake on your tongue? INNOCENT Kissed in the rain? GUILTY Sat on a roof top? GUILTY Kissed someone you shouldnât? GUILTY Sang in the shower? GUILTY Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? GUILTY Shaved your head? INNOCENT Slept naked? GUILTY Had a boxing membership? INNOCENT Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? GUILTY Been in a band? INNOCENT Shot a gun? GUILTY Donated blood? GUILTY Eaten alligator meat? Â GUILTY Eaten cheesecake? GUILTY Still loved someone you shouldnât? GUILTY Have/had a tattoo? GUILTY Liked someone, but will never tell who? GUILTY Been too honest? GUILTY Ruined a surprise? GUILTY Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you canât walk after? INNOCENT Erased someone in your friends list? GUILTY Dressed in a manâs clothes? GUILTY Joined a pageant? INNOCENT Been told that youâre beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Â GUILTY Still have communication w/ your ex? GUILTY Cheated on someone? INNOCENT Got totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? INNOCENT A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? INNOCENT Got so angry that you cried? INNOCENT Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? GUILTY Thoughts about suicide? GUILTY Thoughts about murder? GUILTY How about Mass Murder? INNOCENT Rode in a strangerâs vehicle? INNOCENT Stalked someone? INNOCENT Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? GUILTY Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? GUILTY
RESULTS: 36 GUILTY / 18 INNOCENT
Surprises
February 12, 22 CLE.
It was getting cold outsideâŠmuch too cold. She needed to come home. Wanted it, even.
She supposed to an extent she did feel guilty about lying to him but it was a necessary evil. It was all to make her easier to handle, more palatable. Sheâd said it was for an extensive job, somewhere far away, but the truth was more sinister. Sheâd been so, so very hungry. So many nights of full body aches for so desperately wanting foodâŠreal food. Not pork and raw steaks. It wasnât enough. So sheâd gone a little crazy. Sheâd gone to the forests outside of Noxus and gorged herself on unwary travelers. Undoubtedly the bones picked clean would be blamed on razorbeaks or murkwolves. Sheâd done this so she could try to go longer this time without having to relapse. Nobody could say she wasnât trying.
Fully sated, sheâd made her way back to Zaun. She wrapped herself in her coat, nuzzled her chin down into the collar, to keep the cold out. The coat was still a pristine white, just as if heâd just bought it, and not like she had used it as a blanket while she slept in the wild. Her fine claws had been enough to pick the moss and bark out of the fine minkfur. Her hair and skin, however, were in a much worse state. A detour into a bar would fix that.
Evelynn sauntered in, and she was surprised. This place was crawling with people. It was only seven. On a Tuesday. She scuttled past them with collar drawn up for obscurity into the bathrooms, and began the process of scrubbing her body clean with sinkwater, and using paper towels to dry down. Her hair, once magenta, had faded to a dull mauve from the exposure to the sun. Sheâd have to dye it again soon, but she didnât want to waste too much time. Sheâd already sent him word sheâd be home tonight. She didnât want to disappoint.
Clean and dry, she reached into her pocket and withdrew a bottle of perfume. Another gift from him. Sheâd been skeptical of it at first. What did men know of perfume other than price tag? But it had become her favoriteâŠand his too. She stalked out of the bathroom, but paused when she heard the singer on stage begin to speak.
âThis next number is dedicated to the lovers in the crowd. A song for Heartseekerâs Day.â
Fuck. It was Heartseekerâs Day? Suddenly the crowd made sense, as did all the women in pinks and reds and violets.
She had no real understanding of what it entailed. She knew Heartseekerâs Day as the prime day for agony harvesting in years pasts. Single people on this day were always so much more lonely, and so much more willing to turn a blind eye to her blue skin for a little company. But now that she was in a relationship? Not a fucking clue.
Flowers were for women. She couldnât get him flowers. Sex was inevitable. It always was, especially since sheâd been gone for a little over a week now. Heâd be ready to strip her at the door, most likely. That would be no special gift either. What did he want? The muscle tissue and flesh getting digested in her stomach said it all.
Heâd like to see her try to eat. He always did. It gave him a lot of joy in those big green eyes to watch her put animal meat in her mouth instead. She didnât want to eat it and potentially get sick, and waste all this effort. But maybe, just maybe, this time she wouldnât get hungry like that again. A few streets down, she was familiar with a restaurant that was Ionian-owned. Zaunites and Piltovians alike loved their foreigner food. She made a beeline through the tables of the bar, and slyly filched a manâs coinpurse as she passed.
She made her way to the restaurant. The owners turned pale at her appearance. She paid them no heed. She pointed long fingers at random items on the menu. She also requested any raw pork they had. They obeyed her command with shaking hands, and She left the entire bag of golden hexes for them. They seemed relieved to see her leave, and her pointed ears picked up the sound of the placard being flipped to âcloseâ as she walked out. Sheâd done them a favor.
She wisped and wound her way within the shadows to his âsafehouseâ. It was truly an unfitting word for a place so opulent. She didnât bother to ask how he afforded it or how he hadnât been found. Just like he probably wouldnât bother to ask where sheâd truly been. They always took things at face value; it was the easiest way. She was nearly stopped at the entrance, but an unearthly growl made the door boy turn a blind eye. They simply didnât want just anyone let into The Dalton Waltz Grand.
Up the elevator. Thirty floors. To the very top.
The doors dinged, and the elevator attendant let her through the interwoven iron grate. He frowned at her, sneered down his nose. She returned his distaste with a threatening smile, baring her two sets of pointed canines. These hotel boys needed to fuck off. She had a manâŠand she guessed herself, tooâŠto feed.Â
The clicking of her heels was muffled by the plush red rug that wound down the entire hallway. At the end of the rug was a door, for which she had the keyâŠsomewhere. She patted her body with her free hand, as the other was occupied by the paper bags full of Ionian fare. Shit, had it fallen out of her pocked in the woods? Damn it. It just was not her day. She jammed a long claw into the keyhole. The locking mechanism broke but her claw did not, though itâs layer of expensive lacquer had been scraped off. She stepped through the door and closed it. Sheâd call maintenance up to come fix it eventually, when she wasnât around to take the blame.
The living room was empty of her Gambler. Strange. He was always home to greet her. He always seemed to just know when sheâd arrive and he was always on the couch, inexplicably. Big grin across his lips, eyes twinkling. She wondered if heâd ever ported there with his magic, just to not break the tradition. Knowing him and his love of being showy as possible, it was a pretty high probability.
But now, the tradition was broken. Where was he?
âTwisty?â Evelynn called. She stepped into the kitchen and unceremoniously dumped the bags of food on the counter. âTwisty, you better not port behind me and grab me, Iâm not in the mood.â She growled. All this effort for Heartseekerâs day and he wasnât even home? Ugh.
Her pointed ears twitched slightly. Was that a gruntâŠand a sigh? That was him, alright. Unmistakable. She knew all his noises. Why would he be grunting? She sniffed. The air smelled sweet, and the scent originated from the bedroom, behind a closed door.
There better not be another woman in there.
She had no reason to think that he would, but she was nothing if not insanely territorial. She crossed the white carpeting to the door in record time and all but threw it open. âTWISTED FA-âŠ.â She paused in her tracks, mid shout. There was no woman. But there was an abundance of chocolate. Just not in a box.
âOh, Sugar! Youâre home. Happy Heartseekerâs Day, Evie.â
Yellow eyes squinted down at him. He was sitting on his rump, on the carpet, one knee bent and the other leg resting on the floor. He was leaned back in a way she presumed was supposed to look seductive, but there was something wrong. His hands were behind his back. He was also nearly nude, and covered in chocolate that heâd clearly painted on himself, as the remnants of the tin and a paintbrush were off to the side on a bedside table.
âWhat in Runeterra are you doing?â She questioned, baffled.
âIâm surprisinâ you.â
âWithâŠ.?â
âMe. Iâm thâ present.â He winked at her. She scowled.
âWhat am I supposed to do with you now that youâre covered in a sticky mess? And where are your hands? Youâd need those.â
âYer âsposed to lick it off of me.â He stated matter-of-factly. She squinted harder.
âYour girlfriend, who cannot stomach human food, is supposed to lick chocolate off of your chest. Twisty, itâs all caked in your chest hair.â
âWell, it was liquid at one point. I had opened thâ window tâ stay cool while it applied, but I stumbled upon ân issue and nowâŠâ
âItâs hot as fuck outsideâŠand itâs dried solid. Why havenât you gotten up to wash it off?â
âI canât get up.â
âWhat!? Why?â
âHandcuffs.â
Evelynn rubbed her eyes with her fingertips and sighed loudly. âIâm not playing this game. Port out like you always do when I cuff you and wash up. I brought home dinner.â She went to turn and walk out of the bedroom. She wanted to get a taste of the raw pork in before she had to stomach the rest of the food.Â
âYâ see, the problem here is that I canât port out.â He called after her.
She turned around âWhat?â
âThâ surprise was that Iâd gone ân had these special cuffs made. I know I get antsy sometimes so I figured Iâd get magical enchanted ones for you to put on me. I put the commission in weeks ago.â
âWhy canât you get out?â
âI forgot the password. Remember when yâ wrote that word on that piece of paper I asked you for?â
âNot at all.â
âThat was the password I gave to the crafter. I looked at it but I just canât remember. Iâve been tryinâ all afternoon.â
âOh my g-âŠI canât believeâŠ!â She groaned, exasperated. She didnât remember the paper at all.â Shouldnât it be something easy? Like my eye color?â
âYellowâs the word we use when I want you to lighten up a little on the beatings. Iâve tried Marsupial, Succulent, CapricornâŠâ
âIâm not a Capricorn. Iâm a Scorpio.â
There was an audible click, and his hands came out from behind his back. He sighed in relief and cracked his shoulders with a moan. She smiled at her, the one she missed when he handât been on the couch. Her irritation melted.
âWell. Wouldja lookit that?â She merely rolled her eyes and shook her head.
âCome on. Letâs go eat.â She pulled him to his feet, and cracklings of the dried chocolate fell onto the carpet. She peeled a piece off of his neck and placed it gingerly on her tongue. It wasnât super sweet. There was bitterness to it. Heâd thought about what type to getâŠit was just like him.
He watched her eat it, and smiled wider when she didnât wince. His hand snaked around her waist and he leaned down to kiss her.
Hello Sweetness
hate-spiked:
nobodytouchesthehat:
Itâs tempting to follow her example, crush a groveling man beneath his heel, but these are his good running boots. More than that it might excite her a little too much to indulge in his crueler side. Light help him thereâs always a drop of sympathy someone can wring out of him for better or for worse. Malyck isnât one of those people. âYou know, thereâs one kinda person I dislike more than her.â Hate is such a strong word, and itâs too tempting to blurt out âMyselfâ to follow it. Instead he squats down to get a good look in his eye. A prediction, he eases his heels down to prepare for any counterattack from their wounded prey as the shimmer leaves his eyes. âItâs fellers like you that get a big head over a fat wallet. How much did yâ spend on yerâ lilâ posse tonight? Problyâ more than I took from you.â He shifts to stand, heâd smoke at this point, if he were so inclined. âCouldaâ made back what yâ lost no problem, but yâ had tâ go anâ get revenge. Like you had my number, you were gonna get the best of Twisted Fate.â
He makes a motion of finality toward Evelynn. Heâs said what he has to say.
âTypical. You never want to have any fun with me, Sweetness.â Her slick red lips curl into a pout. Thereâs a few soft noises under her foot. Incessant groveling and whimpering. How pathetic. She inhaled deeply.
Yes, truly pathetic, but if the scent in the air gave any inclination, itâd taste mighty fine whenever she was ready to dig in. She had some alternative plans, however. She removed her heel from him and sunk on top of him. She wrested his hand that he was trying desperately to keep away from her.
The soft schink of her claw going through bone, and an agonized howl. She wrapped the finger, gold and ruby ring still intact, with a handkerchief she swiped from one of his pockets. With that, she lifted off of him. The second her weight was removed, he tried to scramble away. She almost had the heart to let him make the attempt. Almost. A toss of her wrist, and his entire frame was impaled onto a singular, large hatespike. In a moment, it sunk away, and the shadows claimed his body. Sheâd hide it awayâŠsafekeeping for eating later, when she was hungry.
In truth, sheâd already eaten.
âThank you for your assistance, Twisty. I so very much appreciate it.â She smirked, and tucked the rolled up finger into a pocket somewhere. Her heels cliked up the alleyway towards the mouth, where he was standing. âI like to watch you work. Except when itâs on me.â She paused. Heels stopped clicking. Evelynn stared at him with her golden eyes.
âArenât you going to apologize for leaving me in that alley?â
Heâd long since turned around before she started. He calls it keeping a lookout but anyone with a lick of sense would take one look at the carnage and decide itâd be better if they didnât see anything. You never get used to the sickening crunch of bone and slick gushing of blood. The pained pleas of mercy drowned out by the guttural sputters of air leaving their newly created openings. Then, silence. And the click of her heels. It was over, and he could breathe a sigh of relief. Pushing off from the wall he was leaning against. Her thanks are wasted, he was about to weasel out of his involvement with the common, tried and true methodologies. Mutual enemy, mutually beneficial, I barely did anything, etc. But that last little question ticks him off just the right way. The audacity of it alone is enough to make him laugh. Itâs nothing less than heâd expect from her, she always did look after number one, so why wouldnât she abdicate her responsibility at any opportunity? Remove herself from the situation like he just had a psychotic episode and left her stunned in an alley for absolutely no reason and without provocation in the slightest. Taking care of herself, mentally, physically, emotionally. Itâs what sheâs best at after all. The laughter peters out as he rubs his cheek. Like most things involving Evelynn he made himself sad almost instantly, and sighs to himself. Heâs too tired to argue, and indulging her is always easier. Must be his natural state, indulging her. âSure. Iâm sorry you stole my hat.â
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10:15
âDr. Montefiore?â The receptionist paged from the front desk. âYour morning appointment is here.â The Psychiatric office of Piltover is a somewhat crowded place. Being the only officially funded office for Psychologists to practice means they have an influx of patients from both the correctional facilities as well as several drug and hex-tech rehabilitation centers. What isnât so common is personal appointments. The Noble side of Piltover isnât quite concerned with their mental health unless itâs something they canât simply buy their way out of and those who would sincerely require the attention canât afford it. As much as it might pain him to ignore the cries of the needy much of their funding is predicated on serving assigned clients. Which is what makes their new patient such an oddity. Heâs not listed as a citizen as a simple background check turned up less than nothing, but heâs more than willing to pay double the asking price for a consultation so perhaps itâs best to keep this horseâs mouth closed. Figuratively, that is. The Patient, Owen Tobias, arrived on time with a charming demeanor and jovial attitude towards this session. Considering the wealth he displayed and his trim features I can tell heâs a man of distinction. If not in Piltover, elsewhere. He showed the all too common dismissive disposition toward our practice insisting he thought nothing was wrong with him. But, when questioned as to why he made the appointment in the first place, he grew silent for a moment. Agreeing that it was at least a logical viewpoint. The Patient was apprehensive at revealing his past, another common response and I didnât press more than I needed to. He implied he was previously involved in criminal activities, and I reminded him that this session is confidential and nothing he says can be used against him as evidence. We made headway together speaking about his alcoholism. Revealing to me with no shame or embarrassment that he is a frequent and heavy drinker. Normalization of this behavior is common to mask deeper pain, and we discussed what the origin of that might be. To which he was dismissive, but not defensive of. This implies it is was a social hobby that became twisted as a coping mechanism in response to trauma. The friendly demeanor slowly began to evaporate as he became more comfortable speaking. He became less likely to use turns of phrase or speak around an issue, there is much deep seated trauma that Iâm frankly surprised heâd been able to manage on his own. I asked if he had friends or relatives he could reach out to for support. That elicited a sarcastic laugh, replying if he did, he wouldnât be here. The patient grew distant visually for a time, and brought up a previous relationship. At this point, we were over time, but as we were getting to the heart of the problem I decided not to interrupt him. He explained that the happiest heâd been previously was with this woman, who he refused to-- Or perhaps simply chose not to-- name. For my record, Iâm quoting the patient verbatim: âIâve really felt like I canât do... anything right. I do what I think I should, what feels right, and at best it blows up in my face, or at worst it ruins everything. .... Like thereâs a poison inside of me. I poison everything I touch. It doesnât matter what it is, nothing I get involved with ends well for me. Is that selfish? Am I selfish to want something to go my way for once?â The patient was silent for a time, and as I was about to speak, continued: âAll my life Iâve tried to do the right thing and got punished for it. At least when I do something I know is wrong, the outcome isnât unexpected.â I informed the patient we were over time, and after a few moments of regaining his composure, the jovial personality returned. Apologizing for âCarrying on.â I insisted he return at his earliest convenience, and after a small silence, he said he would. I look forward to his progress.
A short video about Gravesâs backstory is up on Riotâs channel!