fishinacave

they/them (there are multiple fish), many much gore and suffering, do not expect much from us.

[nobrainonlyfish]

It is truly ridiculous how newcomer to pet ownership get their hands on a "pretty" specimen and decide they have even the mildest chance at wining a pageant.

Fortunately, real exhibitors don't have to suffer their presence for to long. Vetting usually weeds out the upstarts as they often come, not realising that even the smallest defect could warrant disqualification, and are promptly turned away.

Just this morning one such individual even though that covering a bruise with powers would be enough to slip through. . . I can't imagine the gentleman in question will remain for too long.

(P.S., I remember now why I don't personally like chalk. . . Whatever!)

[nobrainonlyfish]

I am a real person. . .

I am safe. . .

You can't hurt me anymore. . .

. . .

. . .All this time and you still won't let me have one peaceful night. . .

[nobrainonlyfish]

Maybe this happened because he spent to much time napping in the field, as everyone knows, leaving juice outside unattended is just asking for trouble, or perhaps it was those "tapioca pearls" he got for his flowery punch. . .

Either way, Barnaby's going to have some friends floating around with him until finn figures out how to get rid of them all!

(P.S., The flowery punch skin is cute but the fact that finn just doesn't look complete without the fins and tail from his prismatic pal skin is a hill I will die on!)

(P.P.S., I have no clue what it is about ponies that I found so ungodly difficult to draw but I swear not a single damn horse so far has been consistent!!! I'll figure it out one day but god-mutherfuckin-danm!!!!!)

[nobrainonlyfish]

They did say there was more than one monster on that tower. . . But I guess the implication of how that many monsters came to be there hadn't occurred to me. . .

(P.S., I. . . I have no excuse for this. Somthing about the face put me in a weird mindset.)

[nobrainonlyfish]

Andrea thought it'd be nice to go on a walk with her bum of a boyfriend.

But he just had to be a bit pissy before heading out so he lost "people privileges", but she wasn't going to let that ruin her day! So today, it's just Andrea and her pup, who really should get back on his hands and knees.

Only people get to walk upright, being on your knees isn't good enough. . .

(P.S., Procrastination strikes again!)

[nobrainonlyfish]

I have exams so of course I'm panic-procrastinating!

Isn't she Cute!

(P.S., Might make her a little "boyfriend" if I can't get me shit together and revise!)

[nobrainonlyfish]

The Canterlot Disease Control ponies have been putting out little "educational fliers" lately. . .

I don't know, this all feels all little blown out of proportion. Gramgram's been telling us about how we've been getting stomach flu's for as long as ponies have existed and this is all just fuss over nothing, but. . .

You know what! But nothing, sure everyone is a bit rattled about. . . What hap-happend to the youngest apple sibling, BUT WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SOME STOMACH BUG!!!

Even I've been sick lately but I'm fine!

This is all just nonsense. . . I'm just a little thirsty. . .

I'm just need to. . . I'm going to go find something to drink. . .

. . .

(P.S., I am so happy to be able to regain the head-space to get back to my au, expect more to come!)

[nobrainonlyfish]

The ship seemed. . . fine enough. After the initial excitement that comes with all cruises faded, everything eventually became sooo tedious. I mean here I am people-watching other people that are people-watching!Something has to give!

But, I did overhear some of the staff talking about some mysterious strange they picked up recently. Who knows, that one might bring a little excitement back to this endless slog!

Could be nothing though. . .

[nobrainonlyfish]

It takes a special kind of boy to look at a man that despises existence itself and think, 'I want HIM!' . . .

But sometimes it's good to remember that fragile things don't mix well with angry men.

(P.S., thank you to tamers12345 on YouTube for introducing me to Dandys World, I have felt very normal about Finn ever since!)

[nobrainonlyfish]

Game Over

The mouse couldn't eat the cheese!

> Retry

Back to Title

(P.S., The nostalgia of revisiting Smile HD (for the gut spill reference) was so much fun!)

[nobrainonlyfish]

"Damn, bitch, you live like this?"

(P.S., the funniest thing about this sketch is that it's one hundo percent based of of a roblox tycoon game, naked catboy and all)

[nobrainonlyfish]

It just occurred to me that because I used the same fabric for cody as I used for the bald spots on teddy, there exists the implication that cody is entirely hairless. . . I cannot unsee this.

[nobrainonlyfish]

Subject-0049: Theodore "teddy" Olsson.

-Subject attended 3 month, post-surgery checkup as instructed with minimal resistance.

-When prompted, subject claimed to suffer from headaches, insomnia and stomach aches.

-Upon examination, the condition of the incisions has improved, with an acceptable degree of necrotic tissue remaining. However subject has presented with minor tachycardia, dyspnea, notable diaphoresis and substantial abdominal distention, which would validate the subjects supposed stomach pain.

-Given the subject's recent testing history, the most likely causes of the observed distention is either infection and/or rejection of transplanted tissue, or organomegaly as a result of the recent change in "medication".

-Due to the current unavailability of imaging and posable fatal outcome if the patient's current condition if ignored; it is this clinicians opinion that the best course of action would be re-incision to identify the cause of symptoms and perform corrective measures.

(P.S., Yes this little bastard is. . . anatomically correct. There is definitely a strange moment when I stop and realise I will literally hand sew a tiny penis instead of writing an essay worth a solid chunck of my grade. . .oh well.)

[nobrainonlyfish]

License or no, It's hunting season when I say it is. . .

[nobrainonlyfish]

Do you know how a maid with no hands or feet cleans?

I'll give you a hint, that tongues not there for nothing!

(P.S., Sometimes procrastination is making a maid costume for your little whore when you should be writing your thesis. . . )

[nobrainonlyfish]

A good pet takes all their master give them without complaint, and still puts effort to look nice no matter how uncomfortable it may be. . .

Cody considers himself a very good boy.

But whether a pet can be considered good enough is up to their master alone.

(P.S., please don't focus on the shitily edited blood and instead marvel at the fact I physically made an impaleable doll! That pencil is going all the way through that poor boy, ass to mouth!!)

[nobrainonlyfish]

I set traps, I put up fly paper, I Don't leave fabric, yarn or thread just laying around, and STILL the little pests are everywhere!

Without fail, no matter how well I secured them, these little shits find their way into all my knitting projects! They chew holes through EVERYTHING!

And if that wasn't bad enough they're stupid as hell too and more often than not will end up getting tangled in the yarn and dying!

So, with that said, its the middle of the night, I hear some rattling from the box I'm keeping my newest project in, and guess what I find!?!