most gayest bitch

196, DNI if you don't want to, ACAB (Asigned Cat At Birth) superpower: cuddling my gf to sleep she/it

[howdymrfinch]

"if we just keep fighting for it, we will win back and restore it. theres no place like home!" ... 🌈💫☁️

[vulkiri]

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[dorothylarouge]

being gainfully employed and in a fulfilling relationship is a really risky tradeoff because you wont have as much incentive to post bullshit on tumblr

[dorothylarouge]

being gainfully employed and in a fulfilling relationship is a really risky tradeoff because you wont have as much incentive to post bullshit on tumblr

[redmenacealine]

[omegaversereloaded]

Age regressing to 22

[maja-paja]

I dont like how "reclaim" has turned into "can use against others in the exact same way it always has been and equally offensively"

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[charlesoberonn]

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

[hazyhhh]

[charlizetheronsbush-official]

the touch starved traumatized tgirl would like to awkwardly sit near you and not initiate contact

[swagophile]

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

[swagophile]

me: [posting in the knight gc] so we dont have to do EVERYTHING our lady says, right? cus she just asked me to something i really don't want to do and i'm kinda scared i have to

knight 1: you took an oath.

knight 2: oath

knight 3: yeah wtf u swore an oath

knight 4: did you not swear fealty ?? how are you in this chat

knight 5: It is your duty to serve your lady, lest you be defined by your insolence.

me: okay yeah you guys are right but. she wants me to sleep with her

knight 4: ohhhhh shit hahahaha

knight 2: you're fucked

knight 3: no way LMAO ur boned

knight 5: I see no issue with this arrangement. A knight must do her duty.

knight 4: okay maggie

knight 2: mags cmon

knight 3: yea maggie u know its different

knight 5: Lady Magdalene.

knight 1: whatever maggie. is it really that bad. like its just sex. there are worse things.

knight 4: yeah didn't val have to lick her queen's feet

knight 2: DUDE

me: okay, normally i'd agree with you but. she's into BDSM. like... hardcore.. she wants to take me to the dungeon

knight 3: HAHAHA

knight 4: thats so funny

me: guys its serious she wants to hit me with whips and put me on the wheel. she wants to cut me with my own sword!!! like shes not fucking around

knight 2: oh i thought i had it bad. nvm lol

knight 1: brb i have to take this quest.

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knight 4: okay you're so fucked

knight 5: A lady must never face her Knight in combat. This is incredibly unbecoming. You must act.

knight 2: okay what are you proposing mags

knight 3: ....???

me: what do you mean act

knight 5: Slay her.

knight 3: BAHAHAHAHAHA

knight 2: c'mon

knight 4: maggie be serious

knight 5: If she wishes to engage in combat, strike her down.

me: okay but didnt we all take oaths. thats pretty not allowed i'm pretty sure

knight 5: She's breaking her oath by striking you down.

knight 2: i dont think thats how it works mags. i wish i could strike my princess down but like. thats def not how it works

knight 3: yea lmao

knight 4: okay i think we gotta chill out here we can't be saying this stuff

knight 2: hate to say it mads but ur gonna have to do it

me: awh man

knight 2: yeahhhh.. my condolences

knight 5: Inform the Queen.

knight 3: do NOT do that omg

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princess: hey i heard you guys were talking about meeeeeee :333

knight 4: WHO ADDED HER

knight 3: FUCK

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me: i'm so fucked

princess: yup!!!! by meee :3

[ape-of-naples]

lmao

[ape-of-naples]

come on

[maxknightley]

"of course this is a valid historical source. it says 'this happened' right there at the top of the page."

[feminicid3]

No joke an IRL friend of mine made this argument and added that the bible is also the oldest most reliable text on morality. I told him about The Code of Hammurabi and he completely blanked. Christians are so indoctrinated they don't know basic history. It's depressing the church gets away with so much epistemic violence.

[girlydemise]

Estrogen saves lives

[girlydemise]

Estrogen saves lives

[girlydemise]

Estrogen saves lives

[achesspiece]

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse