To Quote The McElroy

McElroy Family quotes without context. It's the start of something beautiful. Submissions are: Open 🧙

[nocontextmcelroy]

Quote submissions are open 🥳

[leon-the-artificer]

griffin: all three tardigrades burst open, and a million baby tardigrades come swarming out,

travis, immediately: now they are eggs and it takes fourteen days for the eggs to hatch

[leon-the-artificer]

merle: i just was wondering if it might be a trap, but—

lucas: nope! not a trap!

merle:

EAT ME

we don’t know you

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

A new contender:

[ammonitetestpatterns]

Visit Original Link

track from a CD of unreleased material sent to the owner of the blog, somewhere there is music.

[meanstepdad]

made a custom embroidered pin to wear to the mbmbam live show tonight based on one of my favorite vintage bits :)

i've been a big fan since the show first came out (even though i was way too young to be listening lol) and it was so cool to finally be able to see them live and have such a great time ❤️

[ontarom]

Pam's return finally inspired me to draw this idea I had months ago. Here's the reasoning behind my choices:

Pam as "The Lovers": I could have chosen "Judgement" for her, but I decided to portrait her more nurturing, loving side.

Turbovicki as "The Chariot": I think it's self explanatory.

Jefferson Tallpipe as "The Hung Hanged Man": both apply.

#noid as "The Devil": He's the one that scares me the most.

I love this dumb series. I was so stoked to see Pam return...

[beehivedemocracy]

[annaistheartist]

"The figure that has walked into the room is… it is Dracula. You see him as you have not really seen him before ... He's wearing like a sweater. A striped sweater and some like jeans, and some [Rothy's] tennis shoes. ... He walks in and he's holding like a tray of like chips and salsa."

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I think it is a crime there is not more Sweater Dracula/Vlad art so here is the beloved boy! I was going to put him in a striped sweater as per canon but then @unwavering-devotion helped me realize he looks like the sort of boy who has to fight 'em off

[enbyofdionysos]

sharing this here bc this bit made me laugh out loud in the middle of a sidewalk at night after another person just walked past me

[wigoutlet]

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[transcerat0ps]

“they haven’t lost the plot, they’re writing fucking ulysses” - new contender for justin mcelroy sentence of all time

[mcelquotes]

Time-pon, the time traveling tampon!

Griffin McElroy

[shaneofaragon]

we used to be a society

[mcelquotes]

I’m a new hire here at the Fantasy Costco. The benefits are terrible!

Garfield the Deals Warlock

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

ICYMI: For the last month of so, Griffin's been streaming a new series of Trial by Fieri! He usually streams Fridays around 11 or noon ET. Justin's also streaming vintage games on Mondays around 1 or 2pm ET, and Trav's streaming ADHDetective Wednesdays usually at noon ET.

That's in addition to the usual Super McElroy Brothers streams Tuesdays at noon ET, and Clubhouse on the last Tuesday of each month (also at noon!)

tl;dr: We're streaming 3-4 times a week, every week, you should come check it out

[wizard-loving-wizard]

guess what