Should've used Pythogrean theorem, bitch

He/they|Minor| just n Albanian & Turkish metalhead dude who likes art, dubbing shitposts and writing.

[noctisthebatguy]

HOLLLLYYYY BEAUTY

[noctisthebatguy]

hey chat if you wanna adopt and animal DONT ADOPT İT PURELY BECAUSE YOU LİKE THE LOOKS OF İT OR YOU SEE İN TİKTOK OR İNSTA SOME SHİT AND GET HYPED i see assholes buying them when they're like a month old or even weeks AS İF THAT THEY'RE NEVER GONNA GROW UP and then let them out to streets because they think they had enough. İT SHOULDN'T FUCKİNG MATTER WHAT BREED THEY ARE MY CATS ARE SOME NORWEGİAN SCOTTİSH TABBY BULLSHİT İDFK??? BUT İ DİDN'T ADOPT THEM BECAUSE OF THEİR BREED BUT BECAUSE İ WANTED TO SAVE THEM OUTSDİE CAUSE THEY COULDN'T SURVİVE İN MY DAD'S WORKSHOP AND WAS SİCK. im not telling it should be your sole purpose of it but there are so many animals waiting for adoption and even some cases they're putten to sleep because government can't contain them anymore i saw it myself it is genuinely disgusting. İf you can't provide care, shots, even minimal affection and don't have time don't buy them animals are NOT toys sure dress them up and all have fun as long as it's not the only purpose of it JUST BUYİNG THEM FOR THE LOOKS İS BULLSHİT GO PROVİDE THEM A HOME AND A GREAT LİFE

[noctisthebatguy]

İ am not accepting any theory that involves Nathaniel or Marc betraying the miraculers "oh but you see we have this evidence/speculation that" LALALALLALAAAA SHUT UP İ'M NOT LİSTENİNG MY BOYS WOULD NEVERRR

[noctisthebatguy]

ALL YOUR THEORİES ARE WROOOOOOOOOONG

[noctisthebatguy]

İ am not accepting any theory that involves Nathaniel or Marc betraying the miraculers "oh but you see we have this evidence/speculation that" LALALALLALAAAA SHUT UP İ'M NOT LİSTENİNG MY BOYS WOULD NEVERRR

[luciezghost]

I'm such a skinny fucking chud

[luciezghost]

My friend is now obssessed with ash williams, job done 🫡

[noctisthebatguy]

first round zombie stage was kinda ass imo

[noctisthebatguy]

By the way i'm a werewolf

[noctisthebatguy]

Im very glad you're not dead, was worried as fuck about you

(Not-The-Axolotl)

Only God can do that

[noctisthebatguy]

When i first listened to Gorillaz i tought their songs we're boring and then 2-3 years later my friend introduced and encouraged me to listen to them and then i realised i slept on peak for years

[luciezghost]

Oh hey it's me

[noctisthebatguy]

Oh hey it's her

[noctisthebatguy]

ARİSTOTLE CAN WE SWİTCH PLACES YOU LOOK MİGHTY UNCOMFORTABLE THERE MY MAN LET ME HELP YOU

[noctisthebatguy]

Oh the polycule that could happen

[noctisthebatguy]

When i first listened to Gorillaz i tought their songs we're boring and then 2-3 years later my friend introduced and encouraged me to listen to them and then i realised i slept on peak for years

[noctisthebatguy]

Billie bust up where everything is the same except and Arthur and Billie are metalheads

[not-the-axolotl]

Been thinking about the theory that Arthur created Billie using the blue gem, and it has some interesting implications that I haven't seen anyone talk about before. Mainly, what that would imply about Billie's genetic situation, as going from XY to XX is quite a jump even when taking the whole magic gem thing in mind. (Where did the second X chromosome come from? What happened to the Y?)

Now one could argue that this wouldn't matter as Billie would just be ✨️magic✨️, but we know Billie can bleed, therefore they must have tissues, cells, and ultimately, DNA.

While its very much possible that Arthur is transmasc and we just don't know yet, I think a (imho) more interesting possibility is that one/both of them is/are intersex. After all, its clear that Billie isn’t a carbon copy of Arthur, as per the differences in coloration and fur paterns and the fact that Billie doesn’t wear glasses even as an adult. Also the ears. (Please keep in mind that from here on out im talking about sex, not gender)

My personal headcannon/theory is that Arthur has klinefelter's (XXY), and that the Y chromosome just got lost in translation at some point in Billie being created. Another possibility is that Billie might have either Turner's(X0) or CAIS (complete androgen insensivity syndrome). There's a bunch of other variations i could list for either of them but I don't want to make this post too long lol. My point is that there's a bunch of ways that either Billie, Arthur, or both of them could be intersex with them being CTF (close to female) and/or CTM(close to male) respectively. And I think that's realy cool :3

( @bbu-fan-blog )

(Anyone being weird about intersexuality will be blocked)

[noctisthebatguy]

Or means that Billie is the Jesus of Bbu

[noctisthebatguy]

Dawg WHERE WERE YOU 🥹

Daegestan. Literally

[noctisthebatguy]

shipping a canonical lesbian with a man is still disrespectful and an identity erasure by the way