Not today Justin
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Love Begins
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Andulka
Misplaced Lens Cap
$LAYYYTER
AnasAbdin
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RMH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
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tag yourself: books your library had 1000 copies of but were always missing at least one or two instalments.
Welcome all you depressed bastards
I am the entire bastard and thot rows. And also a depressed bitch (but we knew that even without knowing I had a Scholastic Books subscription to The Babysitter’s Club). I also had The Pony Pals subscription so I’m an off-brand Dumb-Ass Bitch maybe?
Hi I have something very important to show you
carry on
asdfghj!!
not to be nsfw but i wish someone was playing with my hair and giving me sweet kisses on the cheek and forehead rn
I read this post the other day that said “sometimes people pretend you’re a bad person so they don’t feel guilty for the things they did to you” and boiiii has that one stuck with me
Weak Trope: Having a character’s driving motivation be REVENGE up until the last second when they pull the “revenge won’t bring my wife/sister/town/three-eared dog back” and leave the bastard they’ve been hunting down alive.
Strong Trope: Hello! My Name! Is Inigo Montoya! You Killed My Father! Prepare! TO! DIE! *corners count rugen* Beg for your life *slashes cheek* Offer me anything I want in the world! *slashes other cheek* I WANT MY FATHER BACK, YOU SON OF A BITCH. *stabs count rugen to death*
this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:
the most patient and long suffering clawdia
bob ross, but a vet
squish the cat
squish the cat, but with a towel
absolute unit mr. pirate
a little chubby but quite beautiful
please watch this immediately
SQUISH THAT CAT!!!!!!!!
remember to SQUISH THAT CAT
YouTube: recommends me shitty cringe videos
Me:
a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid
bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both
bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions
bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist
Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise
Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items
Your fates are sealed
The Elixers
“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up
me: *adores a monster character with hideous and distorted features*
fandom: *makes them normal-looking*
me:
there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”
BE GENTLE TO HAMISH
im in position with a sniper rifle to take out anyone who grabbes hamish by the horns
ive been thinking like all day about that vid where the guy reads off wocket in my pocket to the beat of walk it talk it btu i cant find it anywhere and im going INSANE. i need to find it again
ask and ye shall receive
