Gen2 is genuinely the best

if you think im wrong, no im not

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[brookebitch69]

lowkey one of the most affecting sentences i have ever read. I have never been able to get it out of my head and i dont understand what it is trying to convey at all.

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[nobrashfestivity]

Maurice Sendak 

Alligators all around

from atelierpourenfants

[syn4k]

[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[intactics]

ham and sneeze sandwich

[davidfosterwallaceandgromit]

[charlesoberonn]

Overworked gamedev in 2014: *decides to add an extraneous button-prompt to a funeral scene in the next Call of Duty*

Entire Timeline: *shifts*

Gamedev: Anybody else heard that?

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[zzoupz]

tumblr are you telling me something

[zzoupz]

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

once my friend made a drink he called turpentine that tasted like every worst college night out rolled into one and felt like getting whacked in the head with a hammer, and I woke up in my own apartment with my phone wallet keys clothes and absolutely zero memory of the night before, and when I checked my watch I'd walked over 60k steps.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

60k steps in the middle of the night in heels for reasons entirely unknown to me. what was I doing. where did I go. where did I come from. cotton eye joe. or whatever.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

people are theorizing what happened so here's what I know:

the club we went to closed at 2am and 45kish steps were after 2am, meaning I wasn't still dancing at the club. we got there at 11:30pm. I don't know when we left.

none of us had any charges on our cards or venmos after getting into the club and none of us were missing cash

we all woke up with all our things and no injuries except some bruises (to be expected from a night out)

I woke up smelling like salt water which would make me think I'd ended up in the ocean(??) except my hair was still straight, none of my things were water damaged, and I was completely dry

from our camera rolls we know we were all together until around 4am, but not where we were because they're all too dark to see, which is fucking weird because we live in a city with tons of lights all night

I didn't wake my roommates up when coming home, managed to take out my contacts, cooked mac n cheese, and passed out on the living room floor

me and everyone else who'd been wearing heels had crazy blisters

my friend found a bunch of rocks in his pockets

two of my guy friends were wearing each other's shirts when they woke up (in their separate apartments)

we all got back to our apartments around 6am which we know for a fact because we all texted pictures of ourselves being home safe to the group chat, so being unbelievably hammered didn't stop us from having enough common sense to make sure we were all okay

if we'd been able to sherlock holmes together what happened it'd just be a funny night out but the fact we all have no fucking clue means we have conspiracy theories about it. and we don't let my friend make turpentine anymore.

[crazyneutral]

OP went dancing with the 12 dancing princesses pass it on

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

everyone go home this guy solved it

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[yehudah]

does anybody remember that dancing gir gif that was on EVERY late 2000s/early 2010s invader zim deviantart/myspace post

[yehudah]

THIS GIF

[snaxattacks-deactivated20230801]

It’s much older than that. I remember 2003 Deviantart every other damn person had a lo res version of that gif as their avatar. DancingGir.gif is the universal experience of 2000’s internet.

[apolloendymion]

transparent + discord emoji sized

[yehudah]

i owe you my life

[tallon-underworld]

I remember making this the desktop wallpaper for one of the computers at my school. Except I set it to “tile”, so the entire background of the computer was taken up by hundreds of continuously-dancing GIRs. Good times

[razorbladed-sugarcoated]

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

[were--ralph]

if there were a war on furries i think furries would win very quickly and it literally would not be close at all