YOUR LOCAL DEER GIRL ROBOT THING

she/her 20 [Xw0] blorbos: Gordon Freeman, the casing golem from create:steam and rails mod, chell, ena, ena dbbq, gigi borderlands 4 favourite games: peppered, undertale, deltarune, Minecraft(modded), DRG, web fishing, team fortress 2, titan fall 2, disco pup

[noelle-justagirl]

I'm slowly becoming an electric type gym leader

[noelle-justagirl]

[the-rat12]

wasnt jokin, huh

[noelle-justagirl]

It fucking sucks I'm in a mining town and everyone has ground types and to get to my fucking class on time, I gotta run from like 20 gravelers, cause for some reason the shops around here don't sell any repel, I've been trying to get a water type by fishing, but all I got was Magikarp which makes for a decent profit if I sell 'em to the guy on the beach. I mean it makes decent cash so I can buy pizza which is the cheapest food around here but, those miners which ground types keep hanging out front of the pizza store they challenge me to a battle and due to some stupid fucking law I gotta accept the battle, but they say "we'll concede if you get us a couple of pizzas" which means if I don't want me and my Pokemon to go see miss Joy again, I gotta spend 3 times the price just to get 1 pizza, which leaves with just enough money for rent. Like i mean at least the money that I gotta pay the people that beat me in the gym is paid by the whatever organisation the elite 4 are, so I don't gotta pay that outta pocket, but I gotta beat trainers to get paid but for some reason they decided to make the gym RIGHT NEXT TO A MINE, FULL OF GROUND TYPES, and the only reason I got this job was because I was just applying to random jobs and this was the only 1 that accepted me because for some reason the NO ONE WANTED TO BE AN ELECTRIC TYPE GYM LEADER OF AN ELECTRIC TYPE GYM NEXT TO A MINE FULL OF GROUND TYPES! Don't get me started on how I have to keep the fucking gym intact cause whoever built this gym decided to just fill it with fucking Tesla's that keep on, blowing fuses and blowing a breaker some where in the building, if it was up to me the trainers would have to go through some sort of arg analysing sound files and looking through town for clues to a set of puzzles that change each time someone passes through, but nooooo if I want that I have to build that myself like what the FUCK, whoever runs this shit show funded a whole indoor pool that goes like 100 meters down and filled with various valve puzzles, and when you finally reach the bottom the gym leader walks out of this giant clam in some sort of coral themed dress, like come on you fund all that, but you can't fund 1 PC for hosting the code for my puzzles, or at least a proper generator so the whole buildings lights flickers whenever I open the goddamn fridge!

Also forgot to add the back of jacket

[splodgepodge]

i forgot to mention this when i saw it for the first time but this is just one of the coolest things ever

[loulooser]

Unsure as to why this isn’t a tumblr heritage post

[noelle-justagirl]

Please don't

0v0

🙏

I beg you

[loulooser]

Stop being so funny then HM??? 😦

[noelle-justagirl]

I beg you please I already know the pain I once had a home stuck post get popular on an old account please don't do this to me

[loulooser]

Don’t make me tag Walmart official

[noelle-justagirl]

Please dont, my blog will crumble around me, as it falls apart, do you understand what you'll do to me

[loulooser]

Fine. Mercy upon one condition. Sign this document that does NOT say ‘permanent court jester job application’ please.

[noelle-justagirl]

I can't handle being both a jester and stage magician

[loulooser]

You can have Thursdays off

[noelle-justagirl]

Yay

*signs it again

[loulooser]

*rolls up document and places it in the claws of a pigeon that had mysteriously appeared and disappeared with seemingly no order from me*

Thank you good sir. Continue with your day

[noelle-justagirl]

👍

[yaldabaothadeez]

(sources: 1, 2, - ocatg on bsky)

[coyoteguuurl]

i dont know who needs to hear this, but 2mg is not enough. frankly 8mg is not enough. buy your estrogen elsewhere. take anywhere from 50-100% more than the WPATH recommended max dose. stop once your estrogen stays around 300-450 pp/mL. try not to exceed 700 pp/mL (excess estrogen causes the body to purge estrogen, often overreacting and putting your total effective estrogen lower than what is desirable for feminization and stability).

there is no conclusive evidence that the feminizing effects of injectable E are preferable to those of oral E, but injectable is safer long-term (years-long), so eventually switch to injectable. its cheaper also.

use a good anti-androgen. spiro will make you piss and pissed, because it sucks. take bica 50mg or cypro 12.5mg.

take your prog. take 200mg. if youre putting it in your mouth, take more until youre emotional but stable. if youre putting it in your butt - PUTT IT IN YOUR BUTT - take more, but less than you would if it were in your mouth.

work out. work your ass, your thighs, your abs. get sweaty. the more growth hormones you can get through your body, the more effectively your estrogen will feminize you (this includes your tits).

eat more. eat at least 25% more than your maintenance. eat lots of protein, but also lots of fat. your ass and tits will thank you very jiggly.

and most importantly; show me. im a pervert.

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

I got bored and made a knife that barely even looks like it’s real.

It started looking like this:

[glowingclitmagnetraccoongirl]

how the fuck did you do that to the knife thats so fucking cool

basically after polishing it up as much as I could, I put some strontium aluminate into the pitting/holes and sealed it up with resin. After that, I sharpened the hell out of the blade. Now it’s good to go.

Also, yes it does indeed attach to me :)

[noelle-justagirl]

Just had a girl I've been talking to say that they could fly to where I am and beat the shit out of me with a plushie and like holy shit the idea of that is just making giddy like yay freind oh how wonderful that you're here and I'm like just on the ground beaten and bruised but smiling like I never have before

[noelle-justagirl]

Update we are now girlfreinds

[tiktoks-repost]

[the-love-i-crave]

[Transcript: Look, Penelope. Look. There is nobody out here. Nobody. Do you see that? Do you see that? Look- Look over here. There’s nobody. Look over here. There’s nobody! There is nobody out here. End transcript.]

[toastyglow-rb]

me reading the end of the odyssey

[teaboot]

(Penelope is a small black chihuahua, roughly the size of three bagels, and is being held out at arm's length.)

[tealngold]

Continuation of the Susie and Knight comics part 3

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[tealngold]

Susie and Rory comics part 7

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

say something nice and scary to me

[goop3]

Your bones will be treasured after you're gone.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

DON'T U DARE FUCKING TOUCH THOSE I'M SAVING THEM

[hemipenal-system]

cis lesbians consider trans women for exactly one minute challenge

[hemipenal-system]

cis lesbians consider pre/early transition trans women for exactly one second challenge

[bimboid]

[hemipenal-system]

i dont have a queue tag because being chosen by the dragon should always be a surprise :>

[hemipenal-system]

on the one hand: dragon scary

on the other hand: massive dragon putting her you-sized snout in your hand very gently and looking down at you with big kind eyes the size of dinner plates and purring so loud you can feel it in your chest

[hemipenal-system]

even if jk rowling wasn’t a bigoted jackass i think i would not associate with harry potter just because of how over-the-top embarrassing the fandom is

[hemipenal-system]

i don’t know what i think is more insane about this: that the harry potter fans are doing this shit, or that the power company LISTENED to them for some fucking reason i genuinely can’t comprehend

[hemipenal-system]

every trans girl needs to wear a cute skimpy swimsuit

[hemipenal-system]

if you kiss a big enough dragon it stops being kissing and turns into something else