Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse

i'm at home smoovin the cat

[peepshowcaps]

[depsidase]

[captain-price-returns]

At least one member of the British government is doing their job.

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[otherwindow]

I hate explaining jokes but this fucking scene from Kung Pow makes me lose my shit every time: 

The children screaming “We’re children!” like they’re Pokemon

Cans of Pringles in the background 

Shopkeeper’s voice breaking the microphone levels 

“Babe-y”! 

The shitty cgi hand with the phone

He doesn’t even dial the phone

[pizzahutmommy]

[nogget]

just tried to watch the first episode of twin peaks but for some reason our copy missed off the entire first hour. we were wondering why it started in medias res with two guys looking at a dead deer head on a table

[the-quasar-hero]

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

Those curious babies approached me gingerly to check me out, then lay down in my vicinity. I was so flattered.

[sparklejamesysparkle]

Bruce Springsteen in portraits by Bruce Weber, 1987.

[flipchild]

[everets]

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here’s a short demo off of my new funstep album. for more information check out music.tv

[wholesome-animal-images]

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[cosmonautroger]

Isabelle Adjani, Possession, 1981

[catasters]

[loveridden1999]

ban men's sports i have seen enough