【 YOU THINK YOU'RE UNTOUCHABLE?】
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【 YOU THINK YOU'RE UNTOUCHABLE?】
𝟶𝟷. priv blog + friends only, help girl i lost my rules somewhere idk
candleverse jeff brings a sort of doomed time traveller vibe to the function that the horrors hunting him don’t really appreciate
Last Words of a Shooting Star - Mitski
Bojack Horseman 5x06
Bad Wine and Lemon Cake - The Jane Austen Arrangement
When I Was Done Dying - Dan Deacon
so, how many people have you let down?
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emh timeline:
1. launching our fitness channel for summer fun. we put slenderman in some shots as a joke. sure hope nothing bad happens
2. bro stop what if it wasn’t our friend breaking into our house dressed as slenderman that one time… haha just kidding..unless
3. if you cared about anyone outside ur inner squad or ur dog sucks to be u idiot they got thanos snapped to make u sad
4. u thought there was one baddie but the hairless woods bitch and hawaiian shirt murder guy is here also and we’re just in a wave pool but they never turn off the waves
5. we live in a streamer house we’re all traumatized bitch lets get you some fruit
6. literally the timeline god abandoned. imagine you have to reincarnate but it’s as yourself every time and most of the times you still live in jersey
7. what if we killed each other
8. what if we killed god
9. nah what if we killed each other
10. whatever we’ll respawn god won’t let us die
this is still the only summary u need of emh
“it should’ve fuckin’ been me in that car, y’know? I should be at the bottom of that fuckin’ creek right now.” do u ever suffer
And the earth looked at me and said "Wasn't that fun?" And I replied "I'm sorry if I hurt anyone"
Dan Deacon, When I Was Done Dying
&. 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝, 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( you know that dynamic of the emotionally closed off one & the kind one they have a soft spot for? yeah, that’s the vibe. )
said from the lone wolf.
❛ you think you know me, but the truth is, you don’t. ❜
❛ going home isn’t an option anymore. ❜
❛ i’m fine. there’s nothing for you to worry about. ❜
❛ do you wish i was different? ❜
❛ i just, i don’t want anything bad to happen to you. ❜
❛ you deserve better than what you’ve got. ❜
❛ i guess we both lost something we were fond of. ❜
❛ i’m not leaving you out here alone. ❜
❛ you don’t have to keep me company, i’m fine by myself. ❜
❛ coming here to see you is the only place i could go. ❜
❛ i’m afraid of losing you, okay? ❜
❛ i know you probably hate me right now, and i get it. ❜
❛ what is with your weird fascination with me? ❜
❛ yeah, you keep on telling yourself that bullshit. ❜
❛ i didn’t mean to hurt your feelings, i just have a lot on my plate. ❜
❛ you’re lucky you got away with only a scratch. ❜
❛ if i could be a different person, i promise you, i would be. ❜
❛ people like us don’t get to decide when we’re done. ❜
❛ i’ve never had anything good happen to me when i trusted others. ❜
❛ you won’t survive out there. they tear all good things apart. ❜
❛ i don’t know what’s the truth or what’s a lie anymore. ❜
❛ you got guts, i’ll give you that. ❜
❛ the more you know, the shorter your life will be. ❜
❛ for the first time in years, i felt something that i thought had been lost to me. ❜
❛ what you think you’re going through is nothing to what i have been through. ❜
said from the soft spot.
❛ you’re not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜
❛ how is it that you’re never scared? ❜
❛ you think i’m weak because i’m not like you. ❜
❛ you wanted to be left alone, right? ❜
❛ how do you make the pain go away? ❜
❛ you shouldn’t smoke, you know. ❜
❛ destroy what is destroying you. ❜
❛ i hope you find the peace you’re searching for. ❜
❛ you know my door is always open to you. ❜
❛ i look at you and my heart breaks because all i see is loneliness. ❜
❛ you’re avoiding the subject and you know it. what are you hiding from me? ❜
❛ you’re not at war anymore, you can come home. ❜
❛ it feels like you’ve been avoiding me. ❜
❛ what are you so afraid of? ❜
❛ you shouldn’t be out here by yourself. ❜
❛ why do you care? you could have just walked away. ❜
❛ i know you. how else do you think i found you so easily? ❜
❛ if it was the other way around, would you have come back for me? ❜
❛ i just thought you’d like some company. ❜
❛ are you jealous? want me all to yourself, do you? ❜
❛ i knew you had a heart. ❜
❛ can you look at me? please? ❜
❛ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ if you won’t take care of yourself, then who will? ❜
❛ you have something beautiful inside of you. it’s hard for some people to tell, but it’s there. ❜
oh sv fam we’re really in it now , and forever, as always
I love this bot (part 2).
Dead Hearts - STARS
you are my daaad
you may not believe, but even we were scared at first.
It takes a lot of nerve to destroy this wondrous earth.
we’re only human, this at least we’ve learned.
––––––––––––––––– 𝙼𝚄𝙽 𝚅𝚂 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 !
five similarities:
1. pretentious as all shit, only listened to like the decemberists-core in hs 2. has also never stopped worrying 3. hair uncontrollable 4. one of my 2 modes is also parent friending 5. just think abandoned places are neat
five differences:
1. imagine being tall 2. he enjoys minecraft i’m just there to collect cats 3. he uses capitalization and proper sentence structure in tweets smh disgusting 4. i am very clearly a joth and i get Rowdier. 5. he tries in school
tagged by: bandit i’ve stolen it - tagging: u know u KNOW
miserable about the concept that just. nobody really had anyone left to care about what happened to the emh crew. like any of them. it seems to me that like, the whole thing with the crew doing christmas together is super telling also... the fact that some still technically have family left but clearly nobody like... is in contact with that family really. and ofc it’s just jeff and alex.
anyway. jeff’s perks in dbd verse involve moving the pallets around where he needs them to be (if one is broken in the loop he’s running he can pull one from across the map) and being able to see other survivor’s scratch marks to know which ways they’ve gone or already run. he probably has an obsession perk also. if he doesn’t get iridescent in every category and then die taking aggro in endgame was he even in a trial.
“i listen to radiohead but i’m not depressed” and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself