weaver's web

by the time this is over, we'll have done something weird to everyone

[noiizemaze]

MULTIVERSAL TARANTULAS written by SAMSA

[IDW TARANTULAS / MESOTHULAS] [BEAST WARS] [EARTHSPARK]

WARNING! THIS BLOG WILL FEATURE DISTURBING THEMES AND CONTENT.

Hi! I'm Samsa. I am 21+. If you can't reach me here, please feel free to message me over on @sparkmender :>

Please note that IDW Tarantulas uses she/her pronouns and identifies as a transwoman; Mesothulas is pre-transition and still uses he/him. Tarantulas is nearly wholly divested from her past as Mesothulas and generally refers to him as a completely separate person.

Although Tara is the main muse on this blog, all of the spiders are aware of each other and share space and interact with each other occasionally. Your muse may or may not get inflicted with multiple spiders.

[amorphoussystem-deactivated2024]

important questions to ask yourself when writing eldritch horror:

1. is it gay?

2. is it sexy?

3. is it an insult to Lovecraft’s memory?

[noiizemaze]

"Maybe I should have used the yellow wallpaper."

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[noiizemaze]

@infernalfireant

[noiizemaze]

"So, let me just get this straight. The humans are investing squadrillions of money into fake artificial intelligence that makes them stupider?"

[rpmememaker]

BITTER SOULMATE PROMPTS

( because the world needs more salt && complications. feel free to change up the context or pronouns! )

❛❛ No. No, no, no — you really don’t want me as a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ So, you’re the unfortunate soul stuck with me. ❜❜ ❛❛ Can we just - forget about this? ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re not meant for each other. Trust me. ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re my soulmate? Wow - talk about a let-down. ❜❜ ❛❛ We were only supposed to be friends. ❜❜ ❛❛ Something’s wrong with this shit system. We are not soulmates! ❜❜ ❛❛ How is that I love them more, when you’re my soulmate? ❜❜ ❛❛ I know how you look at him - even though you’re not his. ❜❜ ❛❛ Please, believe me. You are not my soulmate. You can’t be. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t want a soulmate. ❜❜ ❛❛ Find someone else - I don’t need this in my life. ❜❜ ❛❛ No way - I can’t have TWO soulmates. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not very good with commitment, or soulmates, or love. ❜❜ ❛❛ Oh - this. This is a joke. Very funny. You can call April Fools now. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not good enough for you. This is wrong. ❜❜ ❛❛ Life is cruel, huh? Pairing us together like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ To think we were fated to grow old together makes my stomach turn. ❜❜ ❛❛ Why is fate such a bitch? Why are you a bitch? ❜❜ ❛❛ This wasn’t supposed to be real. It was a joke. ❜❜ ❛❛ I don’t know what’s worse. The fact you love them, or the fact I love you. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m not suddenly trusting you with my heart! Or anything! ❜❜ ❛❛ I wish I could clean this mark off with some fate-Windex or something. ❜❜ ❛❛ Scary, right? Tied to a person you might not even know. ❜❜ ❛❛ I can’t trust you to love me. Not fully. ❜❜ ❛❛ We weren’t supposed to fall in love like this. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’m going to be frank, && say I have zero attraction to you. So this is a mistake. ❜❜ ❛❛ We’re rivals. Not soulmates. We’re supposed to be at each other’s throats. ❜❜ ❛❛ Things were better before this stupid mark, & stupid fate. ❜❜ ❛❛ I’ve tried. You can’t cut the string. I’ve tried, trust me, I’ve tried. ❜❜ ❛❛ This mark. It appeared this morning. I don’t want it - I. Don’t. Want. It. ❜❜    

[castiel-is-acute-angle]

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[tlirsgender]

"Consensual, but still weird" is underrated in toxic freaky shipping world. There are many ways you can make it weird while still having everyone agree to it

[tlirsgender]

They consented but at what cost

[themasterofmemeing]

[weepingveil]

stained glass tooth collection

[eddie-redcliffe]

Everything was new to him.

[itszonez]

DOLLY PARTON | The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) dir. Colin Higgins

[themythicalcodfish]

what the FUCK did Jolene look like

[where-is-the-angst]

and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3

[a-mysterious-ghost]

Reblog to give your mutuals a little heart <3

[noiizemaze]

"If we combine inflatables with breast enlargement we're basically hitting TWO kink squares at once. More, hyehehhh, bang for your buck, so to speak..."

[zompasta]

sorry for no posts, work has been killing my hands: here's an unfinished shitpost I started a year ago but prob won't ever finish lmao

[horriblewarlock]

Visit Original Link

[esoanem]

[noiizemaze]

mushy-wushy… squishy-squooshy…