weaver's web

by the time this is over, we'll have done something weird to everyone

[noiizemaze]

MULTIVERSAL TARANTULAS written by SAMSA

[IDW TARANTULAS / MESOTHULAS] [BEAST WARS] [EARTHSPARK]

WARNING! THIS BLOG WILL FEATURE DISTURBING THEMES AND CONTENT.

Hi! I'm Samsa. I am 21+. If you can't reach me here, please feel free to message me over on @sparkmender :>

Please note that IDW Tarantulas uses she/her pronouns and identifies as a transwoman; Mesothulas is pre-transition and still uses he/him. Tarantulas is nearly wholly divested from her past as Mesothulas and generally refers to him as a completely separate person.

Although Tara is the main muse on this blog, all of the spiders are aware of each other and share space and interact with each other occasionally. Your muse may or may not get inflicted with multiple spiders.

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[noiizemaze]

"Are you feeling inspidered yet?"

[springingfromnothing]

“if you see something you want, you’re better off trying to get it than denying yourself.”

" I'm afraid I'm gonna try to bite a chunk out of him." Voice tight and strained. Hunger so very often gets cross wired between lust and consuming. He just wants it for himself.

[noiizemaze]

Tarantulas' soft whisper oozes sticky-sweet as she pets Springer under the chin with a tarsal. "Hyeh. Not the worst thing to have happened to the priestling. And I can always piece your pretty bauble back together, if you really do a number on him."

[harsh-noise]

[svdcvnt]

“I Can Fix It”

Artist: Justin Novak 🪡

[enameledcoppergirl]

Make your haters become incubators when you wield the ovipositor of success

[bugthingsdaily]

Today's bug thing is this Very Hungry Caterpillar play mat!

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[noiizemaze]

@best-head

[smackmybxtchup]

[noiizemaze]

"If I paid you enough would you mod me enough to keep up with Springer? ... and if i paid you enough can you keep me semi-concious through it?" -Sunstreaker

"You want to... pay me?"

She resets her visor, and then all of her supplementary optics, paws politely folded on the table between them.

It starts small, little snickering giggles and tiny squeaks-- until Tarantulas is outright cackling, the tattered shreds of her EM field whipping about like a tarp in a storm.

"My dear boy," she gasps between wild laughter, "You-- you think I do all of this for money? For fortune? No! I'm in it for the love of the game!"

[noiizemaze]

{ @circuitry-and-chaos // Sideswipe }

"Does it have to be just petty?"

"It's petty in the sense that I'm doing it out of spite, not that it's a small crime."'

"GrammaSandy1996 has ridiculed my color choices on the public forums of Ravelry for the last time. I've located her location. I am going to replace her heart medication pills with the ashen remains of her beloved chee-weenie."

[noiizemaze]

{ @red-in-revolt // Spyder }

"I dunno. I'm not very good at committing crimes."

"Well, what are you good at, then? Complaining about being bad at things?"

[noiizemaze]

{ @springingfromnothing }

"Am I hiding a body?"

"If there were indeed a body, little buggie..."

"We'd, hyeh, be having a nice pot roast for dinner."

[noiizemaze]

"Come with me. Commit petty crime."

[stupidestasshole]

Please stop using bugs to control reality

you are evil because you are weak

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Phillip Light