Erin's Nerd Pit

[toastradamus-deactivated2022111]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[steogem]

tumblr got them…………

[ryansreign]

Must have been 1000 female presenting nipples

[earthstory]

earthunaltered

Have you ever heard a weddell seal speak before?🐾

[jumpingjacktrash]

that’s the most electronic sounding noise i’ve ever heard a mammal make!

[gif87a-com]

I guess he thinks he’s still a kitten [x]

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Didn`t need that skin anyways.

[lord-kitschener]

LORGE

Thanks

[officialfist]

[prokopetz]

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use

Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first

Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other

Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them

Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible

Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses

[todaysbird]

you: seagulls are evil winged rats >:(

me, who has seen the light and knows the peace the universe holds:

x

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

one of my favorite things about the pokemon universe is how the humans are esp. the bad guys 

like mob boss giovonni can pull out a glock and waste my 10 y/o ass but he doesn’t he just accepts that i knocked out his cat and hands me money

[therebloggening]

I have my own theory that humans in the Pokemon world don’t even have a concept of direct violence. They settle all disputes through Pokemon battles, but also a human without pokemon is entirely helpless.  This might lend its self further to the notion that humans can’t venture outside of towns without bringing trained pokemon to protect them.  Like, can Pokemon world humans even throw a punch? I think the notion of humans ever directly using violence against one another without pokemon involved is something they can’t even think of.

[operayawns]

In one of the movies ash just straight up clocks lucario

[squided]

ash is innovative in a world where humans can’t punch

[ganymedesclock]

*steeples fingers* okay so I know this is a humorous fun joke but like…

Let’s think about this for a moment.

Mob Boss Giovanni probably has a gun. Given the level of technological development in pokemon’s universe it’s very unlikely that nobody invented gunpowder or ever thought to put it together into a weapon, or that Giovanni would procure one.

Let’s also assume the average ten-year-old bright-eyed pokemon trainer is not wearing a bulletproof vest, or has particularly impressive gun dodging abilities.

Giovanni shoots child, Giovanni probably dies immediately.

Why?

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[sunderedstar]

“and if they are, that single zigzagoon must be a creature capable of spitting in the face of god.”

[raviollies]

“we painted this room, we made these toys..”

[mote-of-ash]

my brain feels like mush

[land-of-brains-and-chocolate]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-haw!

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[thenatsdorf]

Purry cheetah loves his caretaker. (via lisatorajacqueline)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[monkeysky]

[grenade-maid]

@kinglesbiancore

[kawaiijohn]

you:  single pure ships are the only way to ship without being problematic

me, an intellectual:

[aspiringwatcher]

you are missing the outer rim

[kawaiijohn]

[pananni]

Wholesome content

Soviet Womble Original Video

[steel-valiant]

Reynauld and The Last Crusade, by LeFoxyDragon

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

whatever your opinion about aang not killing ozai, I think we can all agree that ozai would have literally rather died than live the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got The Shit Kicked Outta Him By A 12-Year-Old Pacifist Monk.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

me: aang is a very powerful avatar and the fact that he was able to mostly-master all the elements at such a young age means he would be a terrifying opponent!

also me: avatar roku’s spirit spends at least 30% of his time haunting ozai, slapping trash can lids together & yelling “you got beat up by caillou”