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@noirwidow
Uh huh. Tell it to the judge.
Well, it’s not really impressive.
do i see danny????
" THERE ARE WOLVES, THEY WOULD SAY-- "
The name’s Natasha Romanova. Black Widow to all and Natty to few. I had quite the reputation around here a while back before I decided to drop off the face of the earth and forget who I was. But I’m back (for now) and I’m ready to set things straight once more.
" AND THERE ARE STORIES OF WOLVES AND GIRLS...BOTH HAVE SHARP TEETH--"
I’m not here for that drama and the negativity that drove me to walk away once before. I’m not here to tell you how to do your thing and I’m not here to prove anything to anyone. I’m here because I’m going to test these waters once more and see what it gets me. But let me be clear, I have a reputation of putting people in their place and while a lot of things about me have changed, that has not. Come at me the wrong way and I won’t apologize for what happens next.
Semi-AU | Para & Action | OC & multi-verse friendly | Follow, Reblog, Like.
Why? There are plenty of other, less murderous people to bother.
Not like they know that you have a bit of a mean streak.
noirwidow replied to your post: If I have any kids knock on my door tonight…
Now now, Whitney.
What? Like they don’t deserve it…
They're just children, not like they've tried murdering people. Cut them a little slack.
noirwidow liked your post: i just spent a half hour on this edit and…
Swag swag, like Caillou.
Got a target on my back. [what else is new?]
Bought an apartment building. Guess that part’s good. Sorta.
[shakes head] S’nothing.
[she sighs] Well, when you're ready to give me the details, you know I'm here.
It’s…endearing, right?Â
[shrugs] Jus’ makin’ a mess of things. I’ll fix it.Â
...What happened?
" THERE ARE WOLVES, THEY WOULD SAY-- "
The name's Natasha Romanova. Black Widow to all and Natty to few. I had quite the reputation around here a while back before I decided to drop off the face of the earth and forget who I was. But I'm back (for now) and I'm ready to set things straight once more.
" AND THERE ARE STORIES OF WOLVES AND GIRLS...BOTH HAVE SHARP TEETH--"
I'm not here for that drama and the negativity that drove me to walk away once before. I'm not here to tell you how to do your thing and I'm not here to prove anything to anyone. I'm here because I'm going to test these waters once more and see what it gets me. But let me be clear, I have a reputation of putting people in their place and while a lot of things about me have changed, that has not. Come at me the wrong way and I won't apologize for what happens next.
Semi-AU | Para & Action | OC & multi-verse friendly | Follow, Reblog, Like.
That’s not fair.Â
[huffs] Yeah, yeah. Trust me. I ain’t doin’ a lot of flattering lately.
[she laughs] Don't do that, it makes you look five. Why haven't you been up to your Clinton charms?
Geez. Guess s’the wrong time to mention the redhead I let stay ‘round here.Â
Is that—jealousy?
A redhead, huh? And to think I thought I was special.
And don't flatter yourself, I don't do jealousy.
Sounded good in my head.
[laughs] C’mon. I’m kidding. ‘Course I missed ya. Who’s ‘round to kick my ass?
I'm sure you've found some other pretty things to keep you on your toes.
Busy…spider. Guess that’s busy bee.
[shrugs] Nah. ‘Course not. Why would I ever?
You never were good with keeping your puns straight, were you?
[she raises an eyebrow] I'm wondering the same thing, Barton.
Sight for sore eyes. Could’ve sworn I was dreamin’, Tasha.
What can I say, I've been a bit busy. Don't tell me you've missed me.