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[tifu-today-i-fucked-up]

Today, I fucked up by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is.

Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.

My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am “invited to dinner” with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.

I met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started off in a good way. The idea slapped my mind that I should do a comic bit, to make a good impression and become known to them as a person who is amusing.

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[pir-ado]

x vintage blog x

[nuovees]

[reverseracism]

an excellent tweet.

[acoolsuggestion]

being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits

[benjaminheath]

Around Newfoundland. A new favorite place. 

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[autisticauthorpidge]

The bisexual stereotype is true. I am bi and I can’t decide anything. I have never made a decision in my life.

[pir-ado]

x urban blog x

[vcortazefrat-blog]

Members of the Red Warriors – a French street gang part of the ‘80s anti-fascist punk movement, known for violent confrontations with neo-Nazi skinheads.

[gosh]

[nudied]

NUDIED

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

I was a tomboy growing up, and I remember my mom asking me when I was 10, ‘Are you attracted to boys or girls?’ I said,‘I don’t know. Now, I consider myself bisexual, and I think balancing my male and female energies has been a big part of me growing as an actor.

[rubyetc]

just documenting the time asos called me Hun in a bid to disguise their overpriced denim ordeal !

[louisetakesphotos]

Cat chronicles of Chiang Mai, Thailand. 

[opiumdreamgirl]

[toasthag]

no worries, i’ll just do what I do best

*cracks knuckles*

*disassociates*

[senseitive]

do u ever zone out but ur aware that ur zoned out but ur too lazy to zone back in