We're terrible and we know it

Honestly, if you leave a mad scientist, a sadist, a Goddess of Death, Pinocchio, Yuno Gasai's robot sister, and a brainwashed secretary in charge of the government, you should have expected this to happen.

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Observing humans through “Tumblr” is…strange, to say the least. I didn’t expect this sort of violence. Maybe I’m observing the wrong kind of human…

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[Terumi] Sorry to break it to ya, doll, but humans have always been this violent. Just need to study up on wars, and you’ll see they’ve always been this way from the beginning...

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sporks - love, hazama

i am going to PERSONALLY RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB with EXTREME PREJUDICE and i will ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF IT

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[Hazama] Now now, Rover, down boy~ What would Lizeh say if she saw you now? Do you really think she’d condone such behavior over utensils? Or are you honestly that emotionally fragile that something like a spork would make you this irritable?

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If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

[Hazama] No more than what I usually deal with on a daily basis.

[Terumi] Yeah, cause I’m not there doing the killing.[Tsubaki] Regardless of how ‘fucked up’ it may be, the murderer has committed a crime, and must be judged for their action. 

[Relius] Hmm, that depends. How exactly did these fellows get to the moon in the first place? Are they wearing suits, or are they perhaps using Ars Magus in order to survive? Futher, how would one gather enough force in order to attack their com– (rambles on)[Nu -13-] Theoretical question by user ‘Appleashes’. Processing… processing… question deemed irrelevent. Resuming protocol.

[Izanami] Ultimately, such an act would prove to be meaningless, much like the purpose of this question… however, it may be entertaining, if only for a moment. As would seeing light in their eyes disappear…

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yuuki terumi i am going to feast on your flesh

[Terumi] Uh, yeah, sorry, but vore isn’t one of my kinks. Find someone else to get a hard-on for that kinda shit, you muscle-brained Smash Brothers reject.

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Terumi how many hard boiled eggs would it take to bribe you to wear a bunny suit

[Terumi] What the hell kind of question is this!? If you honestly think I’d be caught dead or alive wearing a rabbit suit, then you’ve had more concussions than that garbage man you call a boyfriend! 

…How many eggs can you get and how soon will they get here?