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"average man thinks about the roman empire once a day" factoid actualy just statistical error. average man thinks about the roman empire 0 times per day. ides georg, who lives on tumblr & posts over 1,000,000 posts about julius caesar on the ides of march, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Remember to leave the milk, cookies, and knives out for Brutus tonight!
Happy Ides of March! This is a historical account of what Caesar said:
Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅
I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time
I'm doing my part!!
I feel like it really adds something to know that this coffee shop was right next to the state capitol building. There is a non-zero chance one of these lattes ended up in the senate chamber.
Congratulations, you've unlocked the secret nerd bonus! I actually ended up texting a friend who specializes in the early Roman empire for advice on designing this special.
Honey and almond are pretty self-explanatory, as honey and nuts both figured heavily in Roman desserts. Cinnamon, meanwhile, means dead rich guy. It was insanely expensive to obtain, and the wealthiest of Romans used it to scent funeral pyres, so that the smell of burning cinnamon would cover the scent of cremation.
he had it coming
please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit
“Ugh can’t stand babies they cry so much!”
That tiny Human spirit has shat himself 4 times today if you’d shat yourself 4 times by noon you’d be in hysterics too
He fell asleep in his bed, at home, and woke up at the goddamn grocery store with an overhead light in his face if that happened to you you’d become The Joker
Poor guy’s only been here for like a dozen weeks he doesn’t even have a favorite show to distract him yet he’s just raw-dogging reality unfiltered with no goddamn Blorbos to rotate whatsoever
Baby's first rotating blorbos
Y’all are great I love y’all
Everyone say “thank you crying baby”
the season of tumblr holidays are upon us!!!
“Has anyone ever shipped the grinch and shrek? Cause like, they would bond over being green, and antisocial, and grumpy. Misunderstood, you could say. They are both the people discriminated against in their society. I just think they would have a lot to bond over. And they both get the chance to show their true qualities, and soft sides after someone gives them a chance”
- my roommate, waxing poetically about the similarities between shrek and the grinch and why they would make a great ship
I was overwhelmed with the need to draw this, so here you go.
If og Starscream would try to kill Jetfire for sparking up Thundercracker I think sg! Starscream would be more supportive
(but both would hurt Jetfire if he breaks TCs heart)
BABY NEED KNIFE.
and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024
no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended
Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!
the urge to… draw.. turnip..too cutes
Strawberry Shortcake in Big Apple City but make it Harajuku 🎀🍓🎀
Prints of this drawing are available on my Etsy shop, kaitlynillustrations.etsy.com ♥️
Remember, history was awful. Never trust the romantics.
#you want to know a sentence that rewrote my brain:#most people have never been 20#more than half of humans ever born never made it to 20#which. is so crushingly sad to me i can't think about it for too long and also weirdly tempering when i'm angry at the state of the world#most people have never been 20! is it any wonder we're bad at being people sometimes! it's so new. we're young to it#anyway#i'm so stupidly grateful to live in the present and for modern medical technology (tags via @thoughtsformtheuniverse)
XKCD: Degree Off
Never Forget what Childhood Vaccines and Antibiotics have done.
This is why we still get stuff wrong about growing up, emotionally, biologically, and so on: it's new
