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[casanovakevin]

bill vs pines

[noluckstan-blog]

let's play ace attorney

Let’s Play

    💲This is cool and all… for nerds. Where is my game were I can con the law instead of trying to enforce it?”

[noluckstan-blog]

lets play mario kart 8!

Let’s Play!

    💲“It’s called Rainbow Road. How hard can it be?”

[noluckstan-blog]

   So My muse is bursting from the GF finale and I need to be more active here and get some more interaction. I’m going to sleep but when I wake up I’ll do the replies I owe and write a few things. So consider this an ad? Like this for a small starter! Capping at 5!

[noluckstan-blog]

Okay, so I have been super slow and busy but after the event I swear these starters I owe will be the first thing I do.

[noluckstan-blog]

Let's Play + Just Dance

Let’s Play!

     💲“What do I look like to you? Thirty two years old and only one hernia? I don’t have the hips, back, legs, ankles, or energy for this! Come back to me when they create Just Move Your Fingers, because that is all I got left in me, punk.”

[noluckstan-blog]

Let's play + Ib

Let’s Play!

    💲“This is why I say you avoid art. Either it gives you useless emotions… or it tries to kill you.”

send me ‘Let’s Play’ + a video game and my Muse will react to playing this game.

[gayplanets]

[noluckstan-blog]

is the ren fair in town?

    Hive City was weird. While Gravity Falls was also weird, most of the time the Falls had the decency to act like it was all some mystery and hide itself. Here, everything was out in the open and unashamed like some sort of spectacle. Still, Stan has no choice on where he is, so he treats all customers and tourists the same. Most of the time. Everyone else he treated as he did with all strangers no matter how strange or strong they were. This applied to the strange, long haired short man that looked like he went around shooting huzzah and selling leather boots at a renaissance festival.

    The guy looked confused, like he had never been in a gift shop before, and Stan’s patience was wearing thin.

   💲“Hey, Braveheart, you gonna buy something or what?”

@goldsickened​

[villyre]

I drew a cover for an 8tracks I made?? It’s a nostalgic Stan twins playlist. you can listen to it here and the track list is here

[pigdazzling]

@noluckstan

Walking into the Mystery Shack with a surprisingly large box of donuts, or one that just looked large given her size, was not that uncommon for Mabel Pines. She had plenty of money, and a sweet tooth to give any bakery a run for its skin. So, to shamble in with so many treats was usually a sign of good things to come!

… Until, however, the girl missed an upturned corner of a rug that her foot tripped over. She gasped, and the box of donuts fell out of her grip and into the air.

“Aaaghhh!”

A huge mess would have been needed to be cleaned up, if a certain Grunkle hadn’t been there to catch the box, however.

[noluckstan-blog]

    The girl had always been clumsy. Stanley remembered getting calls from her parents about how as a toddler trying to walk Mabel had a knack for falling on her face rather then standing upright. Even staying in the shack, he couldn’t remember how many times she had hot glued her hands together. So when he saw her almost trip, donuts flying, he acted quickly. 

    💲“Hey, sweetheart! You need to slow down there!”

    💲“Not that it would make much of a difference if you made a mess, look at this place, but you can’t waste good donuts!”

[whyamisweaty]

🖐 the gang’s all here

[whyamisweaty]

    Well, it was definitely the real Grunkle Stan, same as he’s always been, blunt and indelicate as usual.

    “Umm… yes and no. I was here long enough that I was able to ask those scientists for a house for everyone to live in, and it just sort of came this way. Mabel and I thought it would be a good idea to open the gift shop back up, so… we did.” There’s a lot more to explain, like how he’d come to be in this city for over a year, but that would come in due time. 

    “You’re not mad, are you…?” With his uncle’s professional poker face, it’s hard for Dipper to make out what he’s actually thinking, but it feels like he’s at least a little upset. Though, all things considered, he really shouldn’t have been. Why should he be? The Shack was in business, doing surprisingly well for a tourist trap in a place people can’t leave or visit by their own free will. Stan should at least be happy to know that, right?

[noluckstan-blog]

    He gives the boy a long hard stare, his poker face not failing him for a second. Of course, this was a complete ruse for how he really felt. Maybe he just liked to keep the kid on his toes. It wasn’t exactly a good parental technique, but Stan wasn’t their parent. The perks of being the fun uncle were so worth it.

    💲 “Mad? Kid, I am furious.”

    💲“Furious I wasn’t here to help you!” Stan leans forward enough to get a closer view of the boy and not hurt his old bones to place a hand on Dipper’s shoulder. He smiles, but not just that, the old man beams. He had seen this boy grow from something whimpering and small to a man that takes charge despite the odds. Stan could only hope that he had helped spur him in that direction.

    💲“You did good, kid. Why don’t you show me what you have done here and I can give you some advice. For a price.”

[limitlessplaylist]

Visit Original Link

Old friend come back home Even though you always were alone…

[mancameron-deactivated20181209]

                     -there’s a warm wind blowing-

[noluckstan-blog]

    💲“This just reminds me of the 70′s. Darn hippies.”

[doorknobwielder]

“You weren’t supposed to see me like this, grandpa!”

[noluckstan-blog]

    💲“After all the times I offered you help, and you resort to this! Get out of my sight, you punk.”

[doorknobwielder]

“That not-so-every day drama getting you down? Need to unwind? Well, have I got the perfect image for you. It’s not every day you see something this perfect. It’s not every day you see something that looks so exquisite. So amazing. So… round and bouncy. I haven’t revealed the picture, but you thought about it, didn’t you?”

“Mmm…that’s right. Take it in. Forget all your worldly woes. Just bask in… that.”

[noluckstan-blog]

    💲“... Get off my lawn.”