Fucking kill me

Mainly a photography blog. I'll probably post other stuff too.

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[rooby]

guys i found something revolutionary

[rooby]

i found the site where the arcades get their prizes 

it’s like the childhood holy grail you can get these 

 for 9 cents a piece

[rooby]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

[rooby]

hey guyz guysz did you ever find yourself lost in the woods and lie. just. wish you brought 144 compasses?

[honted]

you’ve given me access to the worst kind of power

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want beetroot?

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

you want fucking beet root?

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

ingredience

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

this post feels exactly like a conversation you would witness in a dream and think was completely normal and then wake up and think “what the fuck?” for a single millisecond and then immediately forget about completely

[octillery]

I love summertime gladness because it’s about being betrayed and getting over it, and also: weed.

Two things I can heavily relate to

[goneeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

I was just listening to this really nice song and there’s a part where the lyrics go all screamo and the lead singer, to my ears, sounds like he’s screaming in pure edge “I’LL MAKE THEM KISS THEIR SISTERS”

and I’m like haha that’s hilarious can you imagine if that was the actual lyric, just threatening somebody to make them kiss their sister in this edgy ass voiTHAT’S THE FUCKING LYRIC

EXCUSE ME

[just-shower-thoughts]

Adults think its disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you

[chasing-realityy]

We all have our ways of coping

[shyvsarchive]

some are undoubtedly healthier and more effective than others 

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if, when you die, you find yourself in an alien body, holding a bong, around a bunch of aliens asking you “how was it”?

[everythingfox]

me in the kitchen at 1 am

[audidas-deactivated20140818]

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

[oate]

7 million

[biphoenix]

in the earth

[tehrisa]

free them

[joskiiie]

yknow when you befriend someone on the enemy team during a skirmish, and then your teammate comes up and shoots them and you’re just

[probablybard]

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

[probablystrangerpgideas-blog]

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

[probablybard]

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

[a-daks]

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse. He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of. But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.

[simplycookingrpgideas]

A true bard

[hollowboobtheory]

[thesunnybunss]

@harbinger-of-rage

[andrewbelami]

Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies

[galren]

#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)

[mchanzo-is-mccanon-deactivated2]

this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen

[warmbooze-blog]

congrats! your smokebox was blue

this means you will birth a Denim Child

[cultural-antifascism-deactivate]

*Jild

[queenbeanz]

I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

[andrewbelami]

The genre of their baby

[estebanwaseaten]

Easy Listening Baby

[golden-eyedghost]

Smooth Jazz Baby

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

post-progressive dreamfunk baby

[biff-donderglutes]

Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby

[deltasniper1000]

ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T

[inkblotsspot-deactivated2018121]

>tfw no vaporwave baby

[fernhat-official-deactivated201]

[internetopia]

This post is a journey

[frogii]

i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too

[just-shower-thoughts]

Removal of net neutrality is the modern day equivalent of ancient civilizations destroying or burning libraries to keep citizens away from the knowledge that those in power do not agree with or want them to have access to.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Removal of net neutrality is the modern day equivalent of ancient civilizations destroying or burning libraries to keep citizens away from the knowledge that those in power do not agree with or want them to have access to.

[gothicprep]

one of my coworkers has a matching tat w her fiance. hers says “beauty” in cursive and his says “beast” in like an edgy Masculine font & that’s what straight culture is

[gothicprep]

it’s with a heavy heart that i must announce…. they broke up and now they have this goofy shit on their bodies forever

[emt-monster]

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

this is so important