@theartofmadeline
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
todays bird
Fieri Frames
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
RMH
Not today Justin
Noah Kahan
noise dept.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Product Placement
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The Bright Sessions
sheepfilms
roma★
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@nomiyawww
American TV shows: *people making out violently* Me: lol ok. Korean dramas: *main characters holding hands* Me: OMYGAAAAAAWD!1!1 FUCK YES YAAAAAAAAAAAS YOU TWO MARRY NOW HAVE KIDS I WANT TO STALK YOUR LIFE 4 FUREVUUUUUUUR!1!1!1!1!
reblog if you loved xiumin before he showed his abs
seriously exo-ls, no one ever gave a fuck about xiumin and as soon as he shows his abs he immediatley gets attention
150308 The EXO’LuXion HURT XIUMIN FOCUS ✻ elfenhaft // do not edit. do not re-upload.
To be honest, it really hurt to watch this. </3
Almost crying, actually
He says he does so only when he feels separated, but members say he is like that the most of time
It breaks my heart
Big Byung’s MV view promises:
500k views - Yook Duk Fansign (Sungjae)
600k views - Yook Duk and Wang Kong Fansign (Sunjae & Jackson)
700k views - Yook Duk, Wang Kong, and Hyukddi Fansign (Sungjae, Jackson, & Hyuk)
800k views - Big Byung Fansign (All members)
1 Million views - Free hug event
1.5 Million views - Big Byung mini concert
Trans. cr: Fyeah-vixx
I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”
My hero
someone teach me this pweeze-ooc
Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.
We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.
Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?
Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.
All that said, here’s how you do it!
This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.
Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.
When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.
Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.
If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.
Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.
Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.
Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.
From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”
Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.
Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:
All women NEED to know this. REBLOG AND YOU CAN SAVE A LIFE
LITERALLY SCREAMING
140821 VIXX Live Fantasia HEXSIGN in OSAKA :: TOXIC(N focus)
Do not re-upload, re-edit, GIF Cr.happynding630
Feels like watching porn
140821 HEX SIGN in Osaka @jungtaekwoon__ DO NOT EDIT
[PROJECT/EVENT - by Taekcha] Message Book for VIXX
Hello, Starlights! If you are reading this, I want to say thank you. Thank you for being such a lovely and wonderful person. Thank you for being a beautiful Starlight. Even if you don’t know me or I don’t know you, I genuinely want to say thank you for making this fandom as amazing as it is. I have received nothing but love from fellow Starlights. Everyone makes me feel so welcomed and comfortable. You all are like a huge precious family to me that I absolutely adore. Sometimes I look at this fandom and am just amazed. Getting into VIXX and being a part of this lovely fandom is something I will never regret. And I want nothing more than to give back the love I receive. Until now, I have given back by translating what I can and updating/spreading information, but to me that doesn’t seem enough. So, I was recently talking to a family member who is in the K-entertainment industry. I will not go into details for his privacy (please respect this. I will not be answering any questions about him). When I told him I was a fan of VIXX, he told me he was rather close to VIXX and their surrounding staff members (such as managers, choreographers, composers, etc). We talked a bit more, and I asked if it was possible for him to give them a gift from me. He said he would be able to.
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My way to propose
Will you be my left boobie if I'll be your Chris Evans?
n, hongbin and leo doing the #icebucketchallenge after hex sign osaka in front of starlights
Imagine someone called Leo wet pussy after that
C":
A thing about cooking
I'm that exact person who burns 70% of his body while cooking slightly ANYTHING
Ice bucket challenge
Ryeowook nominated N for ice bucket challenge
… *table flies across the room* …
I SWEAR TO GOD N WILL NOMINATE LEO
always got your back, hyung.. lol
SEEEEEEEEEE
Yongguk's new tattoo.
My vajayjay has just blown up
A thing about pairings in big byun..
Have you mentioned how much Jackson cared about Hackyeon on weekly idol *creepy whisper* I see new ship coming
