Drunk on Caffeine.

Hena 🇬🇧🇲🇺 Part-time medblr, full-time tea junkie and 100% fan of the London Underground system. 🙊

[yashia7archive-deactivated20231]

you might bethinking "its so over" but the sun will rise tomorrow and youll be like "omg. its so back." remember this

[aplpaca]

I got a fish book from the library and I just think everyone should know that archerfish aka the guys that spit jets of water at bugs to knock them off plants and eat them aka these guys-

-are a social species (like a lot of fish), and that the jet spitting is actually a learned behavior rather than one they just do instinctually. They have to watch older members of their social groups do it a bunch of times (like up to thousands) before they're able to successfully do it themselves. If you take a young one and isolate it from its species, they just never get good at it (they also catch prey like "normal" fish tho, so an archerfish that can't archer won't starve just bc of that)

When they do learn to do it tho, they can compensate for light refraction, vary how much water they spit based on the size of the insect they're aiming for, and will learn to shoot insects that are midflight by spitting in the bug's flight path rather than where the bug actually is

[mousemilf-deactivated20250508]

when i was a child my dad made up a fake holiday called big sandwich night the weekend after thanksgiving, during which we got the longest bread we could find and built a big sandwich together and then cut it up and ate it. we got really fancy ingredients and each built our own section of sandwich before cutting it. building the sandwich together represents community or teamwork or something. and then we would put our christmas tree up and the holiday season was officially kicked off with big sandwich night.

i grew up believing this was a real holiday that americans everywhere celebrated until when i was like 8 i asked a friend if they were excited for big sandwich night and they were like what the hell are you talking about riley. kind of shattered my worldview. but we still celebrate it and ive spread the tradition to friends and partners.

big sandwiches of years past:

as weve included more people weve started having to graft loaves together to make a sandwich big enough for everyone. but it still communicates the core idea of everyone eating the same sandwich together in fellowship.

[randomencounters]

Event: Big Sandwich Night

[animusrox]

Breaking Bad S04E09 "Bug"

[memeuplift]

[memeuplift]

[memeclassheroes]

[greywrenn]

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

[adamsmasher]

I don't speak Spanish but I understand every word

[memewhore]

[pandawak]

[notgreengardens]

@thefebruaryfriday

[luisonte]

Pero buatefack

[orphic-mysteries]

Valentino, Swarovski crystal and enamel ring (x) | Valentino Ready To Wear Fall 2015 (x)

[retrogamingblog2]

[forest-woman-deactivated2023080]

Beautiful Stained Glass by Holdman Studios

[enki2]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[colemckenzies]

i was ready to accept ‘we are now approaching leeds’ as the screenshot of despair

[sproutlett]

people will still love you despite it all!! they will love you with some pimples on your face. they will love you if your stomach is bloated. they will love you if your legs aren’t shaved. they will love you even if you stutter or if you’re weight has fluctuated or if you aren’t the best version of yourself. they will love you despite it all.

[cristalplanetheart]

😳

[savethewailes]

Let! That! Baby! Eat!!!!!!

[adelphicoracle]

Perfect tags

[i-cant-carry-it-for-you]

[qsycomplainsalot]