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fat-fuck-hairy-belly

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whatareyoureallyafraidof

I’ve had this meme on my Tumblr page for years. Literally, years. Recently, I noticed that they removed it for “Violating Tumblr’s Community Guidelines.” Really?! Where? How? I know that ceiling is terrifying, but, seriously…

nabulsi

I'm writing on behalf of Intisar Abushammaleh, a Gazan mother of seven.

Since Oct. 7th their life has been nothing but hardship and tragedies. Their home was destroyed and they were forced to evacuate, leaving everything they own behind.

Throughout the war, Intisar's daughter Bashaer lost her husband, and gave birth to a daughter who will never meet her father. Intisar and her family are not only struggling to find food and basic necessities for themselves, but are struggling as well to provide the necessary care a newly born infant needs.

They are raising funds to evacuate to Egypt. They require $40,000. The donations will go to securing travel for Intisar and her children as well as help pay for their daily necessities once they evacuate. They've raised only $4,380.

Please share and donate if you're able to!

Hello, my name is Reem. I have created this fundraiser in hopes to save my family members from… Reem Shaheen needs your support for Help my

nabulsi

I'm writing on behalf of Intisar Abushammaleh, a Gazan mother of seven.

Since Oct. 7th their life has been nothing but hardship and tragedies. Their home was destroyed and they were forced to evacuate, leaving everything they own behind.

Throughout the war, Intisar's daughter Bashaer lost her husband, and gave birth to a daughter who will never meet her father. Intisar and her family are not only struggling to find food and basic necessities for themselves, but are struggling as well to provide the necessary care a newly born infant needs.

They are raising funds to evacuate to Egypt. They require $40,000. The donations will go to securing travel for Intisar and her children as well as help pay for their daily necessities once they evacuate. They've raised only $4,380.

Please share and donate if you're able to!

Hello, my name is Reem. I have created this fundraiser in hopes to save my family members from… Reem Shaheen needs your support for Help my

ilmughrabii

My son will be born in a genocide.

My wife is pregnant in a genocide.

Can you feel how hard to provide their needs in this genocide without a job? 💔🍉

Help me back to work online to provide their needs 🙏🏻🇵🇸

Donate if you can, reblog if you can’t. 🫂

‏‏.‏Hello, I am Mahmoud Al-Mughrabi from the Gaza Strip. I lost m… Mohammad Alnajjar needs your support for Help Mahmoud get solar devic

the-blue-fairie

Original comic by Rasenth

ebenana

Leelah Alcorn was a trans girl, a teenager, who sadly committed suicide nearly 10 years ago. I'm happy that her comic touches the hearts of so many people, years after her death.

I saved screenshots of her blog and last message to the world. Her parents had a lot of control over how she was perceived after her death, but it was also to prevent deletion by Tumblr itself. Even back then, Tumblr has been shadow banning trans women on this platform.

My heart goes out to all trans women who are struggling with society's expectations of who they are supposed to be and who they are allowed to be. May you find peace, growth, and respite from whatever you're going through. You deserve happiness, most of all. Thank you for living, thank you for being here with us.

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's eight, he took his hedgehog fuckin quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was t h i s b i g. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LAZER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pushing on the MOOOON! How do you like that Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

I PISSED ON THE MOON OBAMA‼️

Pissed so hard that I don't get notifications from Tumblr DMs or inbox anymore LMAO

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man, running the stand "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said "No we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold And it's fresh And it’s all home-made. Can I get you Glass?" The duck said, “I’ll pass”.

Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, "No, like I said yesterday We just sell lemonade OK? Why not give it a try?" The duck said, "Goodbye."good day

Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (bum bum bum) Got any grapes? The man said, Look, this is getting old. I mean, lemonade’s all we’ve ever sold. Why not give it a go?" The duck said, “How 'bout, no.”

Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?" The man said, "THAT’S IT! If you don’t stay away, duck, I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck So don’t get to close!" The duck said, "Adios."

Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle) 'Til the very next day. (Bum bum bum bum ba-ba-dum)

When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man that was running the stand, "Hey! (Bum bum bum) got any glue?" "What" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I– oh!" And one more question for you; "Got any grapes?" (Bum bum bum, bum bum bum)

And the man just stopped. Then he started to smile. He started to laugh. He laughed for a while. He said, “Come on duck, let’s walk to the store. I’ll buy you some grapes So you won’t have to ask anymore.” So they walked to the store And the man bought some grapes. He gave one to the duck and the duck said, “Hmmm..No thanks. But you know what sounds good? It would make my day. Do you think this store Do you think this store Do you think this store has any lemonade?”

Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle) Then he waddled away. (Waddle waddle waddle) Then he waddled away (Waddle waddle)

Bro.

@theepickleinvestigator

I'm calling you out rn. 🫶🏻

I love you but DAMN no mo sibling no more duck spam 😭

Maybe when I move to VT but that is an expected canon event.

zegalba

kleeklutch

rikusqueenofhearts

balillee-deactivated20260220

happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only

iampattonsanders

Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal

applejuicewerewolf

Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only

rabbitheartedfool

aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????

wardenaristraith

I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.

ya0ishi

Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger

hikarisakurariver

right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.

surelynotapornbot

Happy Pride!

theclonewriter-blog

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

onewordtest

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement.

joehywheelah

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

tenoko1

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

cj-amused

Things I didn’t know

prismatic-bell

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”