ashley

former hottest man alive, current hottest woman alive

[juliaxyn]

Studying is hard work, but it's all worth it when you finally get the grades you deserve.

[surelynotapornbot]

lick ashley pussy

[surelynotapornbot]

im gonna miss you ashley

[surelynotapornbot]

fuck it she's back!!!!

[captain-price-returns]

lol come on

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[wintercorrybriea2]

[sacred-portal]

[revelware]

average Oblivion custom character

[revelware]

hold on let me install it real quick

[revelware]

His name is Ian Done

[surelynotapornbot]

tried drawing it, didn't quite capture the raw sex appeal though

[mevil]

[bestinmem]

[segamascott]

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[amiguruineapig]

[lycanycteris]

[hippy-craic]

[tajrishgp]

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

[sailatina3]

You have to kiss the trans flag

[justsomeectoplasm]

[noknowshame]

[lonestatus]

come give me a pawjob my address is 308 negra arroyo lane albuquerque NM

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Do Not. Give my husband puppy pawjob

[utopians]

Glassblowers and hat makers are so funny bc they're so obviously insanely skilled in these difficult crafts and 9 times out of 10 they're using that skill to make the tackiest shit you've ever seen

[nyancrimew]

[eosofspades]

[nudityandnerdery]

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[winteriine]

genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.

the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.

this is just flat-out manipulation. it really always has been, but this is the form it’s taking nowadays. crazy

[catdotwav]

whatever you call this

[talbas]

[nightlifemingus]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. 

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.