Neither Rhyme nor Reason

Krystal, 26, New Jersey. I don't pump my fist or my gas.

[his-dark-memerials-deactivated2]

He doesn’t even know, and he doesn’t want to.

[thatdisasterauthor]

I don't go here but I feel like "It's a metaphor. Don't force it to do the work of a fact." is a great statement about literature and fan-content in general.

[sokkable]

not to be controversial but

mid season two zuko hair is his best

[thesneezyunicorn]

I want proof

[sokkable]

book one: does not pull off this very traditional cut at all. he looks like an onion with a horse’s tail glued onto his head. (1/10)

book two: wholesome cut, so cute. just look at him, he just wants to support his uncle and be happy. (10/10)

book three: angst overload. too much edginess, look at him. wow he even has hair in front of his eyes. so rebellious (4/10)

[mythicamagic]

YOU FOOL, YOU ABSOLUTE fOoooL!

^^^ THIS is true Zuko book three hair. It has just the right amount of floofyness to dance in the breeze and it’s BEAUTIFUL 11/10 don’t come at me with your Beach episode Zuko.

Book three redemption Zuko hair is best hair.

[pancakemd]

i love how in atla fandom ten years after the show was completed still one of the biggest discourse is about the most superior Zuko’s hairstyle

[kyokobi]

F O O L S

[truntechgodhead]

every time i look at the mystery gang i have this like visceral feeling that someone is missing. but nobody ever is. who are they. what happened to them

[truntechgodhead]

logically i know this is them. these are the only people in the mystery gang. fred, daphne, velma, shaggy, and scooby. thats the 5 of them. but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me theres a 6th member that has been, for unknown reasons, banished from this timeline and our collective memory as a species

[cosmic-aria]

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[asmodeanmelancholia]

[sh5ehomebrew]

Watching the special features for Detective Pikachu actually brings to light how impressive this movie is. It’s shot on film rather than digitally, most of the sets are practical, and Justice Smith had to effectively act with nothing other than Ryan Reynolds talking to him through an ear piece throughout most of the movie, he didn’t even have the ball on a stick that other actors have because it would limit the types of shots they could make. They actually built all of the major sets,

Like, they put a lot of effort into making a live action, neo noir, Pokemon movie and it honestly worked out for the better. The crew that Legendary Films put together here is really dedicated to their craft and had a legitimate passion for this movie, which is extremely fresh to see.

[catgifcentral]

Failed Prank

[bunjywunjy]

I like how that cat obviously avoided the tape on sheer autopilot and it’s wondering what the fuck just happened

[petermorwood]

That was a “Wait, what?” if ever I saw one.

[prolifeproliberty]

[pinkprettycure]

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality.  plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

[hyumjim]

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

[c3rvida3]

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”

[c3rvida3]

I've worked with skulls and taxidermy for years, and my mother was a mortician, so death doesn't yuck me out, but something about holding a skull and going, "Hm... there was a brain in this," just slams me into an existential crisis at eighty-eight miles per hour.

[c3rvida3]

Me, singing quietly while I gently scrape tissue off of teeth: I'm just meat! I'm just meat! I'm meat that has opinions and one day I'll die!

[deadaccount528258835]

Halmet (1603)

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

god i love being part of the internet’s most monetarily worthless user base. i love going to bed knowing that at least one social media site isn’t making shit off my presence.

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

[lizardsfromspace]

We’re just a few years away from the BBC broadcasting a CGI bear eating Lin-Manuel Miranda

[rahnesinclair]

I need you to know that this post haunts me in the best way.

I will think of the new series, immediately think about this post, and then start cackling in public areas.

[lizardsfromspace]

Always happy to haunt people with HDM shitposts

[carnival-phantasm]

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

[wyrmmaster]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[carnival-phantasm]

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[itchiez-deactivated20221227]

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why do we live in a world where microtargeted ads can spontaneously direct me to products so on point with my tastes it’s embarrassing, but when I actively search for something as clear & simple as “cookware” the same retailer site just gives the fuck up and shows me peppa pig onesies

[dragon-in-a-fez]

imagine walking into an actual store and having the same experience.

“would you like this t-shirt we literally designed specifically for you based on data we illegally mined from 5000 of your emails?”

“no I’m just looking for a sock”

“we’re not sure what that is, did you mean a can of bees?”

[atikiology]

why on earth are snakes seen as mysterious, cunning and insidious, they are literal dumbasses, slithering through the world trying not to die of their own dumbassery. Sometimes my pet snake fails to eat his rat because he can’t find the head and it won’t fit into him because he tries to eat it ass first, so he gives up and sulks in his cave for three days. Sometimes he tries to wrap around his heat lamp in the middle of the night, then kaboom! falls to the ground and lies there confused for half an hour. He gets offended by his water dish. One time he got scared of his plant because a leaf touched him funny as he was slithering by. When he was little and not used to handling,he tried to bite me occasionally but missed every single time. He’s scared of black rats and won’t eat food that isn’t either white or light brown. I have no idea how he would survive in the wild. He’s not evil and mischieveous, he’s literally a cannoli with a head and he’s never had a thought in his life.

[atikiology]

pictured: a dumbass

[tarantuling]

btw my snek got tungle famous

[charlesoberonn]

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

[charlesoberonn]

Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:

It pays homage to Pluto, previously known as the ninth planet, since Persephone was Pluto/Hades’s wife in Greek Mythology

It helps make up for the gender inequality in the names of planets, since Venus is the only other planet named after a woman

If it exists, it’d be the coldest planet in the Solar System, and in Greek Mythology, it was Persephone’s time spent in the underworld that caused winter

[darkbluemint]

I’m into this

[swan2swan]

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

[alexkablob]

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[irrepressible-domovoy]

Pluto’s reaction:

[loversdreamersandyou]

[realnuisancealligator]

This is what it feels like to be in training at a new job