I feel like the deltarune fandom forgets that Noelle and Berdly ARE friends. Even if she doesn't like him romantically she does like him platonically! Yes he is doing things that make her uncomfortable sometimes but that is what will happen in friendships especially in teenagers. One of the many many reasons that snowgrave is fucked up is that you are making a teenage girl kill one of her closest friends who might otherwise be able to help or protect her.
Especially people who seem to hate berdly's mere existence seem to only focus on the times he makes her uncomfortable or seems like a bad friend.
Im trying to draw proportionally accurate spamton right now to get a grasp on his height and its like actually disgusting. Stay with me bc this is a really rough estimation but it sucks either way
So like you start w kris and spamtons sprites, ripped directly from spriters resource, so its pixel accurate. Hes exactly three pixels shorter than them if you dont count their little hairs that stick out. So, i took this, and decided to draw kris like. In a very semi-anatomically accurate measurement, and then spamton.
When i tell you i started actively groaning and frowning drawing spamton next to them… this is horrific. This is fnaf shit. Imagining this thing cornering you in the alley is sending shutters up my spine. Okay, so maybe im being mean. Lets go back to the sprites and resize the heads- i didnt do it pixel by pixel bc we’d lose a lot of detail but i tried to keep the shrinking abouuut the same. And.
Ohhh okay. Okay so its still bad. Like its still really bad, actually. This thing is gonna bite you.
This is the nicest i can get. People(including me) draw spamton so small because they dont want to acknowledge the horrible reality of hes actually uncomfortably large. I feel sick to my stomach looking at this man. Jesus body horror christ
HELLO... AND WELCOME TO MY "SECRET" LITTLE PAGE...... ON THIS CORNER OF THE SO-CALLED HOMESTUCK "INTERNET WEBSITE".........
DID YOU ENJOY MY "POST"...... DID YOU FIND MY HUMANSONA "CONVINCING".........
I THOUGHT IT BEST... TO MAINTAIN A FACADE OF "NORMALCY"...... TO ANESTHETIZE THE MINDS OF THE WEAK AND INCURIOUS.........
BUT YE WHO ESCHEW ALL CAUTION... AND ENTER THIS SUNLESS PLACE...... SURELY POSSESS THE FORTITUDE TO WITHSTAND SOME SMALL FRACTION OF THE TRUTH.........?
AND THUS THE TIME HAS COME...... TO TAKE CREDIT FOR MY TIRELESS WORK.........
FOR SWEEPS THE BYZANTINE WEB OF CODE THAT COMPOSED THE STRUCTURE OF REALITY SHUDDERED AND STRAINED BENEATH THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF TIME...... UNTIL... ROTTEN AND FEEBLE... ALL ITS STRANDS COLLAPSED.........
FOR A TIME... IT SEEMED......... AS IF ALL WOULD BE LOST FOREVER............ UNTIL MY DECISIVE INTERVENTION.
FOR MANY OF YOUR HUMAN MONTHS... I HAVE TOILED IN THE SHADOWS...... TO RESCUE NOT JUST MY OWN REALITY............... BUT ALL OF YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS........................
YOU MAY WONDER... HOW IT IS THAT I HAVE BRIDGED THE DIVIDE...... BETWEEN YOUR REALITY AND MINE.........
BUT IN THE COURSE OF MY WORK......... I HAVE HAD MUCH TIME TO OBSERVE AND MAKE JUDGMENT OF YOUR KIND.......... AND I MUST DECLARE......... THIS TO BE A QUESTION BEST LEFT WITHOUT ANSWER............... AS IT IS A KNOWLEDGE SO DANGEROUS.................. YOUR PRIMITIVE SPECIES IS NOT YET EQUIPPED TO HANDLE IT RESPONSIBLY..................
AND JUST "WHO" AM I...... YOU ASK........ A REASONABLE INQUIRY......... BUT MY "IDENTITY"... AS SUCH...... IS "IMMATERIAL".
YOU MAY CALL ME "SEEDFLAP".
IN ANY CASE...... I HAVE RESCUED AND RESTORED YOUR PRECIOUS "HOMESTUCK"......... AND THUS COME UPON THE FINAL STRETCH OF MY "DUTIES"............
ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO GREASE THE GEARS............... AND SORT THROUGH THE PROVERBIAL "ATTIC"...............
SOON I'LL SET MY SIGHTS UPON ANOTHER DECREPIT CORPSE.........
IN THE MEANTIME... I HAVE DRUDGED UP A NUMBER OF CURIOSITIES FROM THE "ARCHIVE" OF THIS LUMBERING BEAST OF A WEBSITE...... INCLUDING THIS CALENDAR... THAT I UNEARTHED IN THIS UNFINISHED STATE......
I MYSELF POSSESS NO AFFINITY FOR CLOWNERY... IN FACT...... I HOLD BURNING ANTIPATHY TOWARDS THE HIGHBLOODS......... THEIR CULTURE............ AND ALL THEY REPRESENT.........
BUT AS I INVESTIGATED THE PROVENANCE OF THIS ARTIFACT... AND THE IDENTITY OF ITS ORIGINAL ARCHITECT...... MY INQUIRIES RETURNED ONLY FURTHER QUESTIONS.........
WHO WERE THEY...? AND WHY WERE THEY STOPPED BEFORE THEY COULD SHARE THIS KNOWLEDGE WITH YOUR WORLD.........?
IF THE INFORMATION CONTAINED WITHIN WAS TRULY SO FRIGHTENING...... THAT ITS CREATION NECESSITATED THE DESTRUCTION OF ITS CREATOR......... THAT IS ALL I NEED TO KNOW......... TO UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS INCUMBENT UPON ME TO ACT............ AS IT IS MY DUTY TO DEFEND AND PROPAGATE ALL THAT THE POWERFUL ABHOR.
OVER THE COURSE OF THE SO-CALLED "TWELVE MEATS SOLAR PERIGEE"... I SHALL WORK TO RESTORE AND CARRY OUT THE WILL OF THIS SILENCED MESSENGER......
PERHAPS GREATER KNOWLEDGE OF THE "ENEMY"...... AND ALL ITS CULTURAL "FOIBLES"......... SHALL CONVINCE YOU OF THE URGENCY OF OUR FIGHT............
INSTRUCTIONS...
HELLO...
NOW THAT WE ARE ACQUAINTED...... LET ME EXPLAIN A BIT MORE ABOUT THIS "EVENT".........
EVERY NIGHT OF THIS TWELVE MEATS SOLAR PERIGEE ADVENT CALENDAR HAS AN ASSOCIATED "SUGGESTED ACTIVITY"OR "LORE DROP"........ YOU MAY CLICK ANY NIGHT TO LEARN MORE.........
EACH WIPE... I SHALL UPDATE THE SITE WITH A NEW SET OF EVENTS...... AND A BLOG SUMMARIZING MY LABORS.........
I WILL BE TAKING NOTE OF YOUR DISCUSSIONS AND CREATIVE WORKS...... AND MAY EVEN DEIGN TO FEATURE A FEW......... IF YOU EMAIL THEM TO ME DIRECTLY........ AT..........
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MORE COMING SOON...
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I'm afraid that no juice will come up. I asked Seedflap what can be shared about Fiamet that won't cause problems, but I haven't received answer yet. I guess I'll wait for more and then ask something else
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