nya, i say

my name is lee and once i drank an entire 2L bottle of cream soda and then threw it up all in full sollux cosplay

[nonbinary-code-blog]

Good evening viewers.  This is the minor’s father who has been hiding yet another tumblr account from her parents, again (while failing multiple classes as school).  Once again, the account will be locked, and we would discourage any attempts to reach her.

[awkwardrandomteen]

Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood on a Harp “‘Cause it’s too cold for you here”

This sounds beautiful

[constantneverland]

This is the most soothing thing I have ever experience.

[capriciousarsonist]

johnrezi/davekat double date but they just go to ihop but also they get kicked out bc john and terezi have a very loud argument and then start making out on the table. dave is egging them on. karkat just wants pancakes and wishes he had better friends

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[lunarkittens]

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”

[flower-whisper]

Glow in the dark Crescent Moon Heart Pendant that will captivate anyone at first glance!

***USE COUPON CODE: MOON FOR A DISCOUNT

–> GET YOURS HERE <–

[quiet-martian]

Reblogging again because I WANT THIS IN MY LIFE

[curvethemoonshine]

Pretty

[possit-de-tenebris]

Have to share this with you @supermsmoon

[gameranime8578]

@avereri look at this awesome thing!!

[skydawnposts-deactivated2016112]

@crimsonmoon0w0 @star-light-void @nonbinary-code

[adorabloodthirsty69]

THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE SAME WAY AFTER HOMESTUCK

[mishastolemyfuckingshoes]

you think?;u;also i think you forgot

[monobeargrylls]

don’t forget the best one

[psage]

forget something

[adorabloodthirsty69]

Oh god you guys made it better.

[awwesomeshit]

[kurlozforpresident-deactivated2]

[strangelingincarnate]

Got a few more

[skydawnposts-deactivated2016112]

I cant handle it. @nonbinary-code @star-light-void

[taqibun-deactivated20181231]

Hey >:3c

[burnoutbilly]

@nonbinary-code

[nonbinary-code-blog]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[nonbinary-code-blog]

unliked. unsubscribed. blocked. 

[such-fun]

Sassy HYDRA agent

[bbgum-princen]

*deep menacing accent* “How did you take down Captain America?” *matter of fact European accent replies* “We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he is an idiot”

[officialcaptain-marvel]

sassy hydra agent: hello mr. barnes were going to take your arm off bucky barnes: i think i just need help sassy hydra agent: give you cool robot arm

[midnightsinger]

@garnier-fx there’s another one! 

[weltinator]

sassy hydra agent: well if it isn’t captain america…

captain america: but it is me.

sassy hydra agent: no, it’s, an expression.

captain america: your nazi tricks won’t work on me!

[sorabora]

[graveweaverold]

Wanted to make my own! Tag yourself!:3

[human]

DONT DROP THAT GPA, AYYE! DONT DROP THAT GPA

[nonbinary-code-blog]

@phanielintheden

[brittany-murphy]

[genderoftheday]

[infuckingdeed]

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: shut the fuck up

[suckrpnch]

sorry if it seems like i want attention i just want attention

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Really fitting the stereotype fam

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

Maybe just maybe. Don’t assault people for havin an opinion.

[volcel-official]

[bill-11b]

^^^

[unclebeanbag]

What annoys the fuck out of me is people actually believe this shit. 

[your-uncle-dave]

^^^^^

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

no guys it’s real. I can confirm.

I was the asparagus water at Whole Foods.

[illogical-bullshit]

I was the jars or locally grown honey

-Mod Void

[burnoutbilly]

I was her palm

[nonbinary-code-blog]

im the white man