it’s slippery in here

mara 28 she/her 🏳️‍⚧️

[heathcliffbot]

06/13/2026

[bagel-bird-ainsor]

Columbug…Buglumbo…idk anyway he’s a moth

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[were--ralph]

Mods asleep post greedy gay wario

[segamascott]

[visenyaism]

Why do you think Alicent and Mysaria should scissor

thematically very important that this happens #trust

[livefromphilly]

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

i went to https://www.tumblr.com & i saw you there

[ampervadasz]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual

[princecharmingtobe]

It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders. 

[rando-posts]

“I cast Iron Gate!”

[diary-of-a-teenage-blacksmith]

As a blacksmith I have been called a wizard by several small kids

[marlynnofmany]

And they would be correct.

[lakevida]

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

[depsidase]

[knitmeapony]

I will watch him for you forever

[himynameisemail]

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[marysblo0d]

I used to pray for times like this