is mayonnaise an instrument?

funny stuff and gay stuff 24 she/her no terfs or any hate for that matter

[nonchalantasaurus]

I think I'm gonna kill myself.

[olcarcajou]

[finalfantasyvii]

Here’s your fukcing endgame spoilers

[adulthoodisokay]

[stimman4000]

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[aquatixwitch]

What the fuk.

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

girl WHAT

[lowercaseknife]

Important to remember that this painting didn’t start with the blue tape going down, LOTS of prep went into making it and the video

[broriarty]

[gagglescorn]

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

[writhe]

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

[acheemient]

This is amazing.

[jevilcore]

Apparently this is controversial but if you’ll die without something it should be free lol

Food should be free

Water should be free

Shelter should be free

[jevilcore]

Healthcare should also be free

If you disagree with any of these things, you’re not welcome here. Block me, you’re a freak

[willowofthehearth]

Dental should be included as part of free healthcare because dental IS healthcare.

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[crow--teeth]

[me, gently pulling worms from the dirt] and ur evicted and ur evicted and ur e

[the-original-cinnamon-roll]

[me, gently scooping up worms with a stick after a rainstorm] go back to bed go back to bed go bac

[catladymarie]

[me, gently placing worms in my compost pile] bon appétit bon appétit bon appéti

[toastbutteregg]

[minecraftserverfinder]

[platypusinplaid]

Everyone please look at this snapping turtle, walking to the pond outside my house, still groggy from a 6-month nap.

[saint-batrick]

the music made this one of the most hilarious things i have ever seen, thank you so much.

[darkoaksapling]

Minecraft DOES have a creator and its Jens and the rest of the minecraft team that had to clean up n*tches absolute disaster of game code and make it the amazing game that it is today. Dont forget about their hard work cause of that bastard!!!

[pleasedontfaptothis]

[diorhomie-deactivated20170716]

goodmorning thickness 

[croptopdelapistola-deactivated2]

smh

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

Damn id give thay bih the formla 🍑👀😭😭💦😥😍💯🍑

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

im only sharing this because i cant be the only victim

[woodmeat]

Yo like not for nothing but Patrick can get it pause

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[peanutdream]

let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.

no.

no no. no no no no.

YES.

NOO.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pembrokewkorgi]

@ihatejonarbuckle

[aeonchangeling]

@raeloganthesonic06fangirl

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

Well, I mean, Garfield does care

Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows that they have thier own ways to show they love you

An often overlooked thing about Garfield is between the snark and schemes, he’s really a loving kitty

I guess these aren’t as memorable as the wackier strips

But Jon can always count on Garfield to make him smile when it really matters

And Garfield knows that Jon cares

I swear, my cat is the same way, the below picture is an accurate portrait of how it is to have a dog and cat the same time.

Theory accepted

[nightf4iry]

wholesome

[lennythereviewer]

It’s rare to see Garfield content on Tumblr that isn’t “Jon is a heartless monster” or “Garfield is some eldritch horror”