Better Zed Than Dead

AU Zed rp blog, crossovers acceptable

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

nsfw dominant starters

as requested. Feel free to make any changes !

“Bend over.”

“Are you wearing that for me?”

“Beg for it.”

“I’m not sure what to use on you..”

“You look so good like that, waiting for me.”

“I love seeing you all wet.” / “I love seeing you all hard.”

“I’m not letting you finish until you say ‘please’.”

“This hickey will look good on you.”

“Did I go in too fast?”

“Wider.”

“You make me fall to pieces…”

“You can take it.”

“Moan for me..”

“I’ll do you right here, right now.”

“Are you shy?”

“Don’t give me that look. I won’t be able to resist you.”

“You taste divine.”

“Where should I leave a mark? Here? Or here?”

“Stay still, or it will hurt.”

“Don’t cover your mouth; I want to hear you.”

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Send me “wet dream” for my muse’s reaction to yours moaning their name in yours sleep.

[notwcllethead]

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[notwcllethead]

Over the past days Hugo’s mood had drastically changed, becoming more and more agitated by the littlest of things. Realizing only too late what was happening, the mood swings right before a heat would start. His skin felt almost itchy, even thinking it was best to stay home that day. But Hugo never did that, he didn’t just stay home just because he didn’t feel all too good. Which is why he managed to go to work. Yep, his suppressants have been wearing off, being able to smell all the other’s scents and it was nauseating.

[nonconventional-medicine]

Zed groaned, getting an order to go up and see Hugo. Seemed the higher ups were getting annoyed with Hugo’s mood swings. Hence why he was entering the office now, the scent of him making him pause..a bit of arousal touching him. “Jeez..not putting on any cologne or something?” This was a problem..and his ineptitude to try and fix it was...going to hurt his career at this rate.  “Alright son, gonna need to help y’with your problem. Should have come to me when your ‘attitude’ problems started..”

[handsome-dcppelganger]

Continuation from x @nonconventional-medicine

Timothy sat there for a moment, trying to process it all the moment his eyes glanced down at the other. Did.. Did that really fit in? Was that even humanly possible? It certainly would explain a lot.

“I-.. Uh.. Sort of? It’s difficult to explain and I’m not even allowed to” he said, pinching the bridge of his nose for a moment before he decided to curl back up under the sheets. Needless to say he didn’t feel all too well.

[nonconventional-medicine]

Zed just perked a brow and held up his hand..he knew what this was now. Some idiot signed his life away to Hyperion..their typical M.O. The doc coming over to attend his..whatever this guy was. He doubted he could safely keep pounding that ass without getting a bullet eventually.. Nonetheless he began helping make him feel better..having plenty of supplies in his bag and clothes. Trying to fix him up like he had himself..that hang over almost gone now..skin still cool and coated with water. “You..look real cute filled up like this..”

[muppetz540-deactivated20251219]

how old are u?

Old enough to do whatever I want past bedtime.

[hyperioncompanyman]

@gunsnglory

[nonconventional-medicine]

“*sees Zed and screams*” (I had to)

Winced and let out a growl…damn brat screaming his head off this early in the morning. He had been sleeping peacefully..until..was that fucking Handsome Jack? His hang over making him feel sick as he cursed and stood upright..bolting for the bathroom to puke his guts out for a few minutes. Pointing once in a stern manner at the doppleganger as he left..better not leave.

[handsome-dcppelganger]

What the fuck was going on and what the fuck happened? Timothy was panicking as.. Did he just.. Sleep with someone he barely knew? The massive headache would explain what happened, probably consumed too much alcohol. But still? This guy out of.. So many other choices?? It better have been a good night and honestly, he didn’t want to remember it. Finally calming down he decided to slip out of bed and put on some clothes. Part of him wanted to leave but the stern pointing he got aimed at him made him hold still, sitting on the edge of the bed, face in his hands. “… What the fuuuuck..?”

[nonconventional-medicine]

Zed spent a good portion of half an hour, puking up the contents of his stomach..swearing he saw the remnants of a..blowjob in the bowl before he flushed. Refreshing himself with a shower, drinking the cold water as it fell on him. Groaning with annoyance and regret..when he finally emerged..he was still nude. Those seventeen inches of flaccid cock hanging between his legs, lying over..just as ridiculously sized orbs. Which of course explained the light roundness to Timothy’s middle, quite literally full of Zed. “Good..boy..stayin’ like you were told..now..am I hallucinatin’ or are ya Handsome fuckin’ Jack?” He couldn’t imagine Jack screaming like a little girl and looking like a lost child there on the bed..hell this wasn’t even his place, what the hell..

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The rest of the day, Hugo returned to his work. Occasionally shifting in his seat. Thought about the suppressants not working, lingered in his mind, it bothered him. Frustrated about it all he decided to look it up… So it was true what the doctor said after all.

Hell, who knew how long he could put up the façade of being an Alpha in the company? Sighing, he closed everything, ignoring the lasr call he received and just sent it forward to someone else to take care of. He wasn’t in the mood.

[nonconventional-medicine]

Zed was easily kept busy, treating other alpha’s and omegas..one particular one getting a bit frisky, or trying to. Rubbing his scent all over an unimpressed Zed. Shooing him away and giving him some mood stabilizers and suppressants. He knew Hugo had a follow up appointment in a week, but that hardly mattered. Or it wouldn’t if what he had said hadn’t been true, the others mood affecting his body..it wouldn’t have mattered though, Zed neglecting the fact that Hugo’s body was already starting to become immune to the suppressants. And he only had about a month before his heats came back..less if his bad mood kept up.

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[nonconventional-medicine]

Zed rolled his eyes, good thing this one was on suppressants..he was pathetic enough has it was. The doctor feeling a bit more before pulling free of him. His breathing nice and slow as he gives him a swat on the rear. “Pull’em up son, yer done fer now.” He shifts and moves to the trash, slowly taking off those gloves. Disposing of them promptly before turning to glance at that hairy ass of Hugo’s. “Nice ass.”

[notwcllethead]

Tensing up when he received the swat he reached down and pulled up his boxers and pants, turning to glare at Zed for the comment he just heard. Fixing his belt, muttering a “Thanks” before he stormed off and tried to pretend none of this ever happened. He was quite sure he could have Zed sued for treating him like that but for now he considered the doctor lucky that wasn’t going to happen.

[nonconventional-medicine]

Wouldn’t let Hugo get away with that, he after all was already working illegally..bad for Hyperion in that regard..but he also had Hugo’s secret in his hands too. The alpha smirking and watching the other go...guess he could go dump a load in one of the corpses in the morgue. No one would notice and no one would care.. Those sorry fucks weren’t even going to get buried, just incinerated..Hyperion loved to hire those who wouldn’t be missed.

[nonconventional-medicine]

“How Zed would cuddle? Most likely he’d be the big spoon as I doubt very much I’d get the chance... Varies between holding on tight and not, especially when sleeping. Definitely a neck breather.” Hugo rolled his eyes, not seeming too impressed. [@notwcllethead]

“Tch...little brat.” He grumbled, he got it mostly right, though he soon leaned in and breathed in the others scent from behind. “Who wouldn’t have their face buried in the neck of a cute little omega like yerself, mm? Sweetheart?”

[nonconventional-medicine]

“*sees Zed and screams*” (I had to)

Winced and let out a growl...damn brat screaming his head off this early in the morning. He had been sleeping peacefully..until..was that fucking Handsome Jack? His hang over making him feel sick as he cursed and stood upright..bolting for the bathroom to puke his guts out for a few minutes. Pointing once in a stern manner at the doppleganger as he left..better not leave.

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Alpha:

“I can smell that you’re in heat.” “You’re such a cute little omega.” “Here, let me take care of you.” “I can’t wait to have kids with you.” “You’re sick, go back to bed omega.” “Let your alpha take care of you.” “You look lost omega.” “I promise, I’m not like other alpha’s.” “God I want to breed you.” “You shouldn’t be walking alone omega.” “I will always protect you my omega.” “You’re irresistible when you’re in heat.” “Did your heat just start?” “I need you my little omega” “I’m an alpha, you’re a omega, it was meant to be!” “I’m an alpha, not your captor.” “You’re so hard to resist.” “I want to claim you as mine.” “You shouldn’t be stressing yourself out like this, I’m your alpha, I’ll take care of you.” “I don’t want to be just any alpha, I want to be your alpha.” “I can’t wait to see you carrying my pups.”

Omega:

“I think I might be in heat.” “I’m an omega, not your prisoner.” “I need you to claim me.” “You can’t claim me yet!” “I need my alpha.” “Being in heat is killing me.” “You’re my alpha, I should be the one taking care of you.” “I want kids with you.” “Please breed me!” “I need you to be my alpha.” “A gang of alpha’s was harassing me earlier today.” “I just want to find a nice alpha.” “I couldn’t care less about finding an alpha.” “I’m ready to be bred.” “I’m not ready to be bred.” “I’m a living being! Not just a set of holes to fuck!” “Are you sure you’ll still love me when I’m carrying your pups?” “Alpha are you in a rut right now?”

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Zed rolled his eyes, good thing this one was on suppressants..he was pathetic enough has it was. The doctor feeling a bit more before pulling free of him. His breathing nice and slow as he gives him a swat on the rear. “Pull’em up son, yer done fer now.” He shifts and moves to the trash, slowly taking off those gloves. Disposing of them promptly before turning to glance at that hairy ass of Hugo’s. “Nice ass.”

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Why was this part of the annual check-up again? He frowned but took a deep breath, “Just hurry up and get this over with will you?” he had snapped back. To himself he didn’t seem so much as a baby, he just felt humiliated as he stood there and let the doctor poke and prod where Hugo didn’t want him to. That much was clear.

[nonconventional-medicine]

“Because yer old and need it, now stop yer fussin’ already.” One strong hand gripped and pressed to the back of Hugo’s neck. Forcing him to lean over to present his ass futher. Starting to enter him, the lubricant helping his entrance, already the alpha was starting to tease and toy with the Alpha..or it would surely feel like it for a sex deprived Omega. Zed keeping a bored expression on his face whilst he probes, prodding and rubbing into the prostate, checking it for anomalies. “Clean so far..”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Morning After” starters

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Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

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[nonconventional-medicine]

“Shut yer mouth already, not gonna trigger a heat.” He growls into his ear softly as he presses into the others opening, feeling about. It seemed it was still healthy at least, no damage from the suppressants. Wondering if he could keep up his façade of being a beta or alpha..whichever he was trying to go for. “Stay still.“ His words were stern, this guy was a baby it seemed, making him sigh. Sometimes this being a doctor crap got on his nerves, soon enough done with checking there. Moving his fingers out, going up to check against that tight coil of muscle that was the entrance to Hugo’s ass. “Gotta check yer prostate now, so deep breath.”

[sexlessrpmemes]

Tell me how you think my muse is as a cuddle/nap buddy

Are they big spoon, little spoon, do they hold on a little too tight?

[notwcllethead]

“Omegas are pathetic.” nonconventional-medicine

“They could be. But not all are entirely pathetic.” Vasquez shrugged. The voice in the back of his mind telling him that he should shut the other up about it as not everyone knew his status.

He leaned against the desk, crossing his arms over his chest. “Besides, they can prove themselves to be useful.”

[nonconventional-medicine]

“Sure..some can put up’n air of bravado..fight their nature a little..but that is all an act, ain’t real. Pretendin’ just like y’are now..jus’ cause y’can afford some suppressants makes you feel big.” He hums, grabbing the male’s chin and forcing him to open his mouth. Doing his check up of the other, knowing full well what he was. He had experience..he knew what this man was, though dropping it so casually might be a mistake. “After a few years those suppressant’s don’t work, become immune to’em. Body wants you to breed..knows what it wants.” The alpha continued, inspecting his mouth, teeth and gums before tossing the tongue depresser away. “Drop your pants and boxers an’stand up, gotta get to yer other parts y’know.”

[notwcllethead]

“What a way to make a man feel humiliated” Hugo muttered under his breath as he hesitantly dropped down his pants and boxers, wanting to get over with it.

“And if those suppresants don’t work and if that omega had done well and is succeeding at maintaining a business.. Do they then need to quit because of their nature? That’s ridiculous.” He scoffed, indirectly talking about himself, he didn’t like it, neither did he like the doctor be anywhere near his parts even if it was necessary for the check-up.

[nonconventional-medicine]

“Hardly a man.” He scoffs lowering his hand to begin inspecting the others testicles. Pressing into them and feeling with those calloused hands. Taking his time as he fondled the tiny length between his legs as well.  “Not a matter of not workin’ it’s about them failin’..hmph gonna have to obey your nature eventually.” But he could struggle pathetically if he wished, taking his time now as he turns Hugo around. Putting on a pair of gloves and  lubricating the fingers minutely. Hugo was also quite old, he needed a prostate exam as well. “Not ridiculous, any alpha could come in an’ get y’to sign whatever they wanted. Turn you into their lap dog for their companies benefit.” He scoffs though now while he begins to carefully prod at the male’s entrance, seeing how underused and dried up it truly was. “Stiff and unresponsive, they are still working fine..”